Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

Nah, in your hatred for Nu-Wars you're going off the rails. She's an attractive lady. And she does cocaine, so you know she's fun and freaky.

I've known plenty of coke whores that were fun for all of about 15min and then they go apeshit and demand they cut you to prove you aren't a vampire as you can actually bleed.

Also, I need a number 3 and that was the lowest hanging fruit.

1) Rey force teleports Leia's lightsaber to Kylo Ren...WTF;
2) Why are they using cavalry to take down a Star Destroyer instead of you know hyperspeeding into them to take them out?;
3) Palpatine alone disables the Rebels with force lightning...why does he need an army? Hell, why even establish an empire if he could do all the heavy lifting himself?;
4) Apparently, either they're still moving forward with the cut that kills off pretty much all of the old cast in the Millenium Falcon or what DVD was talking about was that someone else was confirming that that cut does exist. As sick as it is to say, I honestly hope they have the balls to do that.

1. Way to cover for a brother. Women Can Do Everything.

2. Hyperspeeding into ships is the new way to destroy everything. Ignoring this truth makes TROS ignorant of Nu-Physics. Truly this is the only way to now conduct space combat by hooking a-wings up with hyperdrives and droids and kamikazing through everything. Combat is down to seconds. (Fuck you RoundheadRian)

3. GodEmporer should be curbstomping Rey into midocholorians. How he gets defeated is beyond thought.

4. I hope they kill everyone including the Falcon as that's the best way to make sure none of these actors ever have to appear in a Lucasfilm/Disney film again. A mercy killing. I'll pour one out for the Falcon though, that girl has been raped constantly by the SJWDroid infecting her for 30+ years.
 
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Even if nobody else wants to take her place and have to shoulder responsibility for the franchise, it's still a mystery as to why Kennedy hasn't been fired yet. Firing her would give hope to people that this franchise could, if not be saved, at least not be bungled as badly as it has been. Some have argued that The Powers That Be had to wait for The Rise of Skywalker to be released, which is debunked by the rumors of different endings, no one even being sure as to what the point of this movie is to be.
Disagree. If anything i think the multiple endings strengthen the rumor that she was re-hired as nobody else wanted to take the reigns and responsibility of a ruined franchise. She was re-hired sometime around October last year, well into production and knowledge of Solo being a complete shit-show that was likely to bomb and the upcoming RoS was also already having the same problems. There were also rumors of trouble at the theme parks, all now known as true. I also think this year was the first time Disney has even briefly mentioned the merch/extras problems.

Kennedy would have walked away with platitudes as she brought in ~4b gross for 3 movies and had good merch presales (before TFA), while the new person would have the first franchise bomb, troubled last film, troubled theme parks and un-sellable merch and extras hung around their neck.
 

2) Why are they using cavalry to take down a Star Destroyer instead of you know hyperspeeding into them to take them out?;
Well, you see, the thing is, um, uh, the Super Star Destroyer is actually sentient and horrified of creatures without sapience, as it considers such minds to be not only deformed and grotesque, but cruel and inhumane. You are stealing the capacity of thought from a being, but it can still feel pain. This also suggests to the Star Destroyer that it itself might not be conscious, and the ship crashes upon realizing there was a horse aboard, it crashes into the entire rest of the fleet and explodes, killing everyone except for the Resistance, as due to the power of space Horses, which unconsciously tap into the force, a shield was created around them.
I've known plenty of coke whores that were fun for all of about 15min and then they go apeshit and demand they cut you to prove you aren't a vampire as you can actually bleed.

Also, I need a number 3 and that was the lowest hanging fruit.



1. Way to cover for a brother. Women Can Do Everything.

2. Hyperspeeding into ships is the new way to destroy everything. Ignoring this truth makes ROTS ignorant of Nu-Physics. Truly this is the only way to now conduct space combat by hooking a-wings up with hyperdrives and droids and kamikazing through everything. Combat is down to seconds. (Fuck you RoundheadRian)

3. GodEmporer should be curbstomping Rey into midocholorians. How he gets defeated is beyond thought.

4. I hope they kill everyone including the Falcon as that's the best way to make sure none of these actors ever have to appear in a Lucasfilm/Disney film again. A mercy killing. I'll pour one out for the Falcon though, that girl has been raped constantly by the SJWDroid infecting her for 30+ years.
Again for the sake of my autism please refer to JJ's abortion of Star Wars as TROS as ROTS is Revenge Of The Sith and not The Rise Of Soywalker.
TROS is IX. TROS is shit. ROTS is III. ROTS is actually pretty decent.


Edit: Doomcock's video seems to indicate new leaks. Holy fucking shit, it's getting worse at an exponential rate. I wonder if by release date it'll just be an intern throwing shit at the audience while screeching at the resonant frequency of people's eyes, causing bleeding and blindness.
 
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2) Why are they using cavalry to take down a Star Destroyer instead of you know hyperspeeding into them to take them out?;

Thinking of this: one easy fix for one of the many flaws of Last Jedi is you CGI Leia to do the Kamikaze and she uses force powers or whatever to take out the entire army or most of the army of the Empire.
 
Edit: Doomcock's video seems to indicate new leaks. Holy fucking shit, it's getting worse at an exponential rate. I wonder if by release date it'll just be an intern throwing shit at the audience while screeching at the resonant frequency of people's eyes, causing bleeding and blindness.

Yes and no regarding "new leaks". It could just be another person (which is still suspect) confirming and adding on to what someone else told him which is also suspect.
 
Heartlessly killing everyone off would be a great way to eliminate the rose-colored glasses that lots of casual normie fans have been giving to this shitstain of a sequel trilogy. I've met so many would-be fans of the franchise that enjoy mindlessly consuming these movies without legit thinking about them and why they're so corporate and fake. Destroying that last kernel of goodwill may be the thing to wake everyone the fuck up.

Do it, JJ. Fucking DO it.
 
I mean, she loves Padme because she's soft and feminine and strong, but hates Leia for having an attitude and being in her words "a lame generic Strong Female Character". Apparently the only good Leia for her is pathetic grandma Disney Leia cause she can play mommy to Benboy.

Oh, also, she has this habit of screencapping blogs or posts she doesn't like so to then make fun of it with her asslicker followers behind the people's back. Nasty attitude.

It sounds to me like she's entered the formative phase of trying to become like Nora Reed or Vade - a Type 2 on the Bestiary if you will - and is currently angling to be one of the less-successful, smaller-scale ones. I might be wrong; you haven't given a huge amount of data here, after all - but I can give advice based on what I know.

First, the bad news: You can provide evidence that completely debunks every single argument she will make, leave her talking points tattered beyond any repair, comprehensively destroy every single angle she tries to work with her own arguments, and she will still act as if she's completely correct and that she's absolutely in the right the entire time, even as she turns herself into a laughingstock in the eyes on any onlookers.

The good news is that her underlying reasons for doing it are less likely malice and more likely because of social pressure. Like many of her ilk, she has a perpetual need for affirmation. She also more-likely-than-not doesn't have the ability to defend her arguments on their own merits. In reality, she probably has comparatively low self-esteem, very few actual achievements, and little real personal fulfillment in her life, and uses this as a means to compensate. The screencaps thing she does is textbook approval-seeking behavior. What she probably isn't getting is that this shit inevitably backfires. While people may like to join her little tear-something-to-shreds sessions, they most-assuredly do not like her as a person.

To give a comparison, when Vade was doing this shit, she had a rotating ring of suck-ups that would basically run interference for her. However, the nanosecond she showed sufficient weakness (such as her infamous skirmish with the Farms that basically defanged her), all of her supporters promptly abandoned her, if they didn't come straight to the Farms to share their experiences on her. This behavior never engenders trust, and because she's willing to be a double-dealing backbiter, she can expect the same in kind from her own associates. After all, there can only be one top victim.

Whether she's doing it to seek approval from her followers, or is legitimately looking to do it for her own sick amusement, as Nora ultimately does, is the line upon which you will need to base your conjecture. If it's the latter, you more-than-likely have a lolcow on your hands and need to either intervene or gather information for a thread.
 
2) Why are they using cavalry to take down a Star Destroyer instead of you know hyperspeeding into them to take them out?;

And this will now be the eternal question in everything Star Wars, why not just have missiles that are just blocks of metal with a Hyperdrive that go into lightspeed 3 seconds after launch, it would be terrible for a nearby planet if you miss..but when the fuck did the Sith ever give a shit about that?
 
Edit: Doomcock's video seems to indicate new leaks. Holy fucking shit, it's getting worse at an exponential rate. I wonder if by release date it'll just be an intern throwing shit at the audience while screeching at the resonant frequency of people's eyes, causing bleeding and blindness.
Popped up in my recommended feed. Are they actually new leaks? I never can tell if it's just people being late to the party or if it's new info.

Edit: it's the same 4chan leaks from the 19th.
 
Roundhead's just mad he will at best have to make movies for years before he gets another big boy project after he fucked up so badly with this one. That's if he's not barred completely from ever making them given how badly he fucked up.

It's really stupid too since while it does keep his name out there so people remember he exists, it also makes it so the audience is more likely to just ignore and let him make flop after flop because he can't stop whining like a bitch about this one time years ago when he intentionally fucked up a movie.

Notice it's only directors with ruined careers like Feig and that idiot that made Charlies' Angels that keep trying to blame the audience for having better vision than they do. It's almost like they know they'll never under any circumstances again be able to become a relevant and loved director and are angry at the masses due to their own failings.
 
Less facetiously, perhaps the X-Wing was meant to have dual propulsion systems? One for vacuum and one for atmosphere? It certainly looks more capable of functioning like a conventional aircraft with all of its lifting surfaces than either the Y-Wing or A-Wing, which A: lack similar "intake" greeblies and B: are essentially just cockpits and guns welded to a gigantic pair of rocket engines.

to be fair it looks more like antigrav, and you don't really need wings in space anyway. while we're at it, a glass dome is also a structural liability, so to be "realistic", it would need to look more like a borg cube. which wouldn't look cool and wouldn't sell toys.

all the nuwars changes just show that they don't get those concepts and how do come up with their own shit, same as nutrek. it's not even the fear the fans might not like it, they don't even think that far. as much as people shit on the prequels, they *did* gave us cool new shit.

I don't know how I ever missed this, but her face is very tiny in relation to the rest of her head.

it usually wouldn't matter, you don't need to be a 11/10 to be attractive, and the hair doesn't do her any favors. I've mentioned it before, they hardly ever change her look, let alone her style (which wasn't great to begin with), which not only makes it visually boring (you still want to sell toys you tards), it also unrealistic - why the fuck would you wear your hair the same way every day and the same as on a sand planet and a place with a frigging bathtub? it's not even the matter of simple practicality, because it's not just a fucking ponytail but an overly elaborate setup.

the smart choice would've been to let here go dark side for a bit to not only give her a new look but also a much needed change of "personality" (even if it's just closing her mouth because "muh angry dark side" or something)
 
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Okay, was it Iger and JJ who told KK to ignore the books and comics, or is KK that exceptional?
I blame all three. Iger was arrogant and lazy, just assuming that he was guaranteed money because of the fanbase being so dedicated they will rebuy dvds of the same movie endlessly. JarJar was greedy and autistic, meaning he wanted to make his own takes and bad ideas canon, take the toy money, all while still being the incompetent plot hole abuser we know and dislike him as. Kathleen was a mid-level manager and boozer with a tentacle fetish and a grudge against the patriarchy a mile deep.

It was a recipe for disaster.
 
With the right directors and writers they could have made something out of it. Instead every other movie has been seriously mishandled and there was never really work put into the new Star Wars movies, there was no mission or purpose besides "make money".

and this is way this whole ordeal is so absolutely mindblowing retarded: star wars is not a complicated franchise. not with material, not visually, fuck you don't even need super popular (and thus expensive) A-listers to get asses into the seat (I'd go as far and say you want the complete opposite for star wars). it was a franchise that literally sold itself on name alone.
the universe is big enough (literally and figuratively) that you can tell any story. you could transplant everything from those shitty live-action disney remakes and would end with a solid (not good, but solid) star war story, that's how accessible and open star wars was.

Also, the Reylo market won't last, considering Ben's likely fate, (there's 3 cuts and he dies in 2 of them, right? 66% chance of dying?). I'm wondering whether or not a final cut has even been selected, every source I can find says it's an utter clusterfuck behind the scenes.

I can basically guarantee ren dies. this will be end of his redemption arc. not only is it easy to write, it also has the "emotional oomph" in the eyes of shitty writers (don't get me wrong, a character dying doesn't mean the writer is shit, a good writer can use it to show that literally no one is safe and how high the stakes are, but cmon, rey's not gonna die. nor would we care about it).
it's the cheap and lazy move you can expect. don't forget he's apparently also killing of half the cast with an exploding falcon, and there are only so many return trip tickets available before it gets silly. but then I also wouldn't put it past jarjar to have ren climb out of the hole afterwards so they can live happily ever after and he can bask in the fujo upvotes.

And this will now be the eternal question in everything Star Wars, why not just have missiles that are just blocks of metal with a Hyperdrive that go into lightspeed 3 seconds after launch, it would be terrible for a nearby planet if you miss..but when the fuck did the Sith ever give a shit about that?

not to mention how all the starships are basically tripping over each other this move would be super effective.
(I also remember a planet where a weapon dug a new grand canyon into it, was it mass effect with an exploding gate?).
 
Popped up in my recommended feed. Are they actually new leaks? I never can tell if it's just people being late to the party or if it's new info.

Edit: it's the same 4chan leaks from the 19th.

I watched it, and I could only laugh in misery as more confirmation about putting star wars out to pasture for the next 3 years is the best decision Disney could have made with this franchise.

The opening in Japan is going to be the Canary in the Coal Mine scenario where Disney will have days in order to update theater's copies with the new version that will turn it all around. No one ships film around anymore everything is downloaded at high speeds therefore updating a copy of the movie on the fly to all the major cinemas is going to be cake with a version that will resonate with audiences better.

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I believe the scenario will go like this:

1. Japan will see the KK version.
2. If Japan reacts negatively then the Iger version is released in the US/EU/China. Creating controversy as to different ending but that's small marketing to pay for
3. If Japan reacts positively stay the course with the same movie.
4, If Japan AND EU/US AND China react bad there will be a "Director's Cut" with the George Lucas version.

There is absolutely no way that Disney has the technical expertise to update US theaters on the 20th after hearing from reviews from EU on the 18/19. The only thing they will do is overload theaters crashing Disney+ and causing the Cinderella castle in Disney World to explode as they are that fucking incompetent.
 
I don’t know where to put this.

Grifter Anita Sarkeesian decides to weigh in on Mandalorian citing no female speaking roles. She gets massively ratioed and then immediately runs to cry about harassment the next morning.

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Someone’s mad people are tired of her grift and the cash isn’t flowing anymore.
 
I don’t know where to put this.

Grifter Anita Sarkeesian decides to weigh in on Mandalorian citing no female speaking roles. She gets massively ratioed and then immediately runs to cry about harassment the next morning.

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Someone’s mad people are tired of her grift and the cash isn’t flowing anymore.

Wow, it's 2019, almost 2020 and her cuntyness hasn't faded one bit.

Why does there HAVE to be a speaking female character in the very first episode of an entire TV series, imagine being that self centered and narcissistic.
 
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