Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[WhiskerBiscuit]

In this video, Lucas explains how terrible he is. He talks in second person initially with “you” being any guy who he hangs out with who brings his own girlfriend.Then “you” refers to the girlfriend and Lucas talks about how he will attempt to debate her into finding him attractive.

finally he goes back to addressing the guy and proceeds to explain how he will only hang out with a man in order to steal his girlfriend and justifies that by saying that you aren’t a man if you aren’t constantly looking to get laid.

What a fucking child.

 

[Da Dude123]

What is he laughing at? Lucas is an Lolcow who lives on the government dole. He has no bathroom and has to carry toilet paper down the hall when he needs to take a dump. He is also fat.

Thanks And Good Night

Atheism rocks. Instagram: lucaswerner79

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[Krathnami]

What is he laughing at? Lucas is an Lolcow who lives on th government dole. He has no bathroom and has to carry toilet paper down the hall when he needs to take a dump. He is also fat.

Thanks And Good Night

Atheism rocks. Instagram: lucaswerner79

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Are we certain that he doesn’t just poop in his hovel? We already know from his videos that he pees in the sink with the water running. In the past he’s suggested shitting his bed out of laziness. I don’t think he can be bothered to walk down the hallway. Based on his diet, I’m not sure he can make it all the way. He’s likely at a near-constant Code Brown stage.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

What is he laughing at? Lucas is an Lolcow who lives on th government dole. He has no bathroom and has to carry toilet paper down the hall when he needs to take a dump. He is also fat.

Thanks And Good Night

Atheism rocks. Instagram: lucaswerner79

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This is his new pose, "big ego: I'm rubber, you're glue, etc" I almost would suspect some of these methods for discouraging criticism were given to him by a therapist....a therapist who didn't know that blame avoidance and responsibility shirking are Lucas's stock in trade.

His bravado is out of control now: He'll steal your wife, 12 year olds proposition him at the mall, women blush around him, a priest at some needy assistance thing wants to boink Lucas because the guy drank a red bull. It's patent insanity.

His birthdays coming up....surely all his fans won't want him to spend it alone?

He'll be back to rage and sadness before long; it's the cycle. Russell and Jake Alley follow the same pattern with minor differences.

 

[AbraCadaver]

This is his new pose, "big ego: I'm rubber, you're glue, etc" I almost would suspect some of these methods for discouraging criticism were given to him by a therapist....a therapist who didn't know that blame avoidance and responsibility shirking are Lucas's stock in trade.

His bravado is put of control now: He'll steal your wife, 12 year olds proposition him at the mall, women blush around him, a priest at some needy assistance thing wants to boink Lucas because the guy drank a red bull. It's patent insanity.

His birthdays coming up....surely all his fans won't want him to spend it alone?

He'll be back to rage and sadness before long; it's the cycle. Russell and Jake Alley follow the same pattern with minor differences.

Incredible how all these women want him and yet somehow he’s still not getting laid.

Mind-boggling.

 

[Disgusting]

This man is disgusting.

 

[Trainwreck]

What is he laughing at? Lucas is an Lolcow who lives on the government dole. He has no bathroom and has to carry toilet paper down the hall when he needs to take a dump. He is also fat.

Thanks And Good Night

Atheism rocks. Instagram: lucaswerner79

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I think he is imagining that he had a roomful of people who enjoyed his comedy. He's ending his bit with the "Thank you and good night". Just my guess.

 

[moseph.jartelli]

This man is disgusting.

Agephobe.

 

[Hey Lucas]

I’m about 90% sure Lucas snuck into a showing of Joker and now has convinced himself that he’s exactly the same.

I’d almost predict that this is gonna cause him to really embrace his delusions AS delusions, eventually.

 

[mothman96]

The insane pedo has put out a warning to the young women in Spokane. He has 1 rule, show him disrespect and he'll cut her off. She can give him all the love, energy, time, gifts, sex, money, make him a millionaire, but disrespect him, she is cut off. Doesn't matter how long she's been married to the pedo, disrespect him and she's done. He's got this super sperm, google it.

Hey Lucas, young women do google and to their horror find out you are a flaming psycho and pedo. Enjoy your Incel life, ha, ha.

 

[ManbearPig]

What is he laughing at? Lucas is an Lolcow who lives on the government dole. He has no bathroom and has to carry toilet paper down the hall when he needs to take a dump. He is also fat.

Thanks And Good Night

Atheism rocks. Instagram: lucaswerner79

youtu.be

You are assuming that the farting hobo pedo even wipes his ass. I highly doubt he does.

 

[mothman96]

Are we certain that he doesn’t just poop in his hovel? We already know from his videos that he pees in the sink with the water running. In the past he’s suggested shitting his bed out of laziness. I don’t think he can be bothered to walk down the hallway. Based on his diet, I’m not sure he can make it all the way. He’s likely at a near-constant Code Brown stage.

I remembered his problem is constipation. Lucas in one of his videos talked about the problem he has passing food. Also, sometime back, in one of the pictures Lucas posted of a game(?) on his table, someone here pointed out there was a prescription for stool softeners. Now farts, he has no problem with those, and likely does leave evidence behind.

 

[Particle Bored]

The insane pedo has put out a warning to the young women in Spokane. He has 1 rule, show him disrespect and he'll cut her off. She can give him all the love, energy, time, gifts, sex, money, make him a millionaire, but disrespect him, she is cut off. Doesn't matter how long she's been married to the pedo, disrespect him and she's done. He's got this super sperm, google it.

Hey Lucas, young women do google and to their horror find out you are a flaming psycho and pedo. Enjoy your Incel life, ha, ha.

"I just have ONE rule: don't disrespect me."
"I have one rule: be between 18 and 24 in Spokane."

"I'm not gonna reiterate myself."
("Magicspermmagicspermmagicspermmagicsperm.")

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Lucas's mom is a whore. His words.

If he doesn't get a gorgeous perfect girlfriend for his birthday in six days, he won't blame us, (how magnanimous of him) but then atheism wins. (???)

Ooooooh.

Lucas tries to meet women, but they are either mean, ignore him, or say no.

(But I thought he was the Beatles?)

Lucas isn't a narcissist. Even though he literally NEVER has a single thought that isn't about how great he is, how unjust the world is to him, and how much everyone else not doing exactly what he wants makes them terrible people.

The word narcissism obviously comes from Narcissus, who in his eponymous myth so loved gazing at his own reflection in a pond that he fell in and drowned.

If Lucas's self-focused ego-masturbation isn't narcissism, I don't rightly know what is.

In his case, the pond is a puddle of his own..... telomeres.

 

[pr3nt177]

The insane pedo has put out a warning to the young women in Spokane. He has 1 rule, show him disrespect and he'll cut her off. She can give him all the love, energy, time, gifts, sex, money, make him a millionaire, but disrespect him, she is cut off. Doesn't matter how long she's been married to the pedo, disrespect him and she's done. He's got this super sperm, google it.

Hey Lucas, young women do google and to their horror find out you are a flaming psycho and pedo. Enjoy your Incel life, ha, ha.

Looks as though his landlord has pegged him to a washing line for a good old fashioned airing (or a damn good thrashing).

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Lucas's mom is a whore. His words.

ILucas tries to meet women, but they are either mean, ignore him, or say no.

Such feminism, much respect. .wow

The reason girls stay in groups with other girls, or are with their boyfriends/husbands out in public are to avoided ending up alone with creeps like you, Wern.

 

[mothman96]

Money is not what I love

Yea sure, that's why the greedy POS can't wait for his dad to kick the bucket, and is willing to scam/defraud people out of their money.

 

[Rogowski]

Is Lucas is aware yet that his sweetheart from the ground up Lacie is a full on “premium Snapchat e-girl” selling pictures and videos of her ass?

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Lucas's mom is a whore. His words.

Lucas logic:
Mom: [Says one negative or pessimistic thing about Lucas]
Lucas: "I'm cutting you out of my life entirely now."
Mom: [dies someday]
Everyone (to Lucas): "You don't get any inheritance now."
Lucas: "Ya know what? Didn't matter. I don't love money."
Everyone (to the dead mom for some reason): "Wow, you're a whore!"

No point in trying to make sense of it, this is apparently just what Lucas believes.

Lucas: "If I don't get a girlfriend by 40, I'm not going to hold you all accountable, but I am going to say 'atheism wins'."

 

[pr3nt177]

Lucas logic:
Mom: [Says one negative or pessimistic thing about Lucas]
Lucas: "I'm cutting you out of my life entirely now."
Mom: [dies someday]
Everyone (to Lucas): "You don't get any inheritance now."
Lucas: "Ya know what? Didn't matter. I don't love money."
Everyone (to the dead mom for some reason): "Wow, you're a whore!"

No point in trying to make sense of it, this is apparently just what Lucas believes.

Lucas: "If I don't get a girlfriend by 40, I'm not going to hold you all accountable, but I am going to say 'atheism wins'."

I imagine him sitting there looking at and speaking to the camera not realising the lights aren't on.

It's getting more comical by the day.