Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Man vs persistent rat]

A nice lil' jab of grossness, and more evidence Lucas 100% subscribes to incel ideology.

At this point may as well make a table to confirm it. Tell me if I'm missing anything.

Lucas	Classical/stereotypical incels
Hates women, feels entitled to take from them and force them to provide (children)	Hates women, feels entitled to take from them and force them to provide (sex)
Could theoretically get laid but standards are delusionally high (age, possibly looks too - likely to lie about that)	Could theoretically get laid but standards are delusionally high (looks, sometimes age)
NEET	Often NEET
Dreams of socialism getting them a mandatory GF	Dreams of socialism getting them a mandatory GF
Unwashed and physically repellent (an ageing bald egg man)	Unwashed and physically repellent (sometimes through poor presentation rather than looks)
Paedophile leanings (older women 'poor breeders', wishes to forcibly encourage age-gap relationships)	Paedophile leanings (older women 'impure', not infrequently wishes to lower age of consent/legalise cp)
Leeches from the state	Leeches from their family
Refuses to work both on 'principle' (laziness/stupidity), and because nobody would tolerate them	Often refuses to work out of laziness/low ambition
Refuses to improve self (won't take medication either), blames women for recognising this and avoiding	Refuses to improve self, blames women for recognising this and avoiding
No talents (impressed by being able to do mundane things such as cook poorly or buy take-out)	No talents, undeveloped talents, or talented but so undesirable this is still not enough
Dreams of playing board games all day	Plays video games all day
Angry and hateful, needs to demonise most of society (REEEEpublicans, Christians, "fake leftists")	Angry and hateful, needs to demonise most of society (Stacey & Chad, disregards average or ugly women)
Delusional views of their allies greatness (gross old men rise up)	Delusional views of their allies greatness (die normie)
Mentally ill (take your pick)	Mentally ill (depressed, autism, low self-esteem)
Naive and disturbing social views (racism, sexism, anti-free will, brain-dead readings of socialism)	Naive and disturbing social views (sexism, far right opinions, anti-free will)
Childish views of romance and love ("you owe me", "prove it", etc)	Childish views of romance and love (sweethearts, true lurve, first time experiences, etc)
No friends (tries to engage with people online and fails)	No friends (can only socialise with people online)
Severe rage issues (history of violence, violent threats)	Severe rage issues (school shooter fantasies, rise up, we live in a society, etc)
Zero self-awareness with self-presentation (greasy hair, pyjamas in public, bizarre walking pose)	Zero self-awareness with self-presentation (fedoras and variants, pickup artistry)
Thinks women are lesser than men (obsessed with money, unlike men do not date below their rank)	Thinks women are lesser than men (are all whores)
Tries to get laid by reducing women to science (telomeres and parent age)	Tries to get laid by reducing women to math (1-10 scaling, insincerely hitting on large numbers of women to “boost odds”, sEXUaL EcONoMy)
Too stupid for community college; blames others	Sometimes stupid, other times lack of willingness to apply self, sometimes actually employed; a wide spectrum
Self-pities and makes excuses (muh "ableism", "bigots", "classism")	Self-pities and makes excuses (Stacies REEEEEEEEE, sexual economy, looks theory)
Shocked when accused of misogyny because he considers himself an ally, in total contradiction to his urges	Indifferent to accusations of misogyny because of a conscious lack of engagement with women outside of fantasy
Indifferent/accepting towards incest, both extended family and conflating fatherhood with dating	Incest fetishism depends on fantasies (loli mangas, etc), can be exacerbated by beta characteristics and lacking morals
Bizarre fetishes, horrifyingly reveals how much he wants to violently penetrate with his arm	Bizarre fetishes (take your pick)

 

[AbraCadaver]

A nice lil' jab of grossness, and more evidence Lucas 100% subscribes to incel ideology.

At this point may as well make a table to confirm it. Tell me if I'm missing anything.

Lucas	Classical/stereotypical incels
Hates women, feels entitled to take from them and force them to provide (children)	Hates women, feels entitled to take from them and force them to provide (sex)
Could theoretically get laid but standards are delusionally high	Could theoretically get laid but standards are delusionally high
NEET	NEET
Dreams of socialism getting them a mandatory GF	Dreams of socialism getting them a mandatory GF
Unwashed and physically repellent (an ageing bald egg man)	Unwashed and physically repellent (sometimes through poor presentation rather than looks)
Paedophile leanings (older women 'poor breeders')	Paedophile leanings (older women 'impure')
Leeches from the state	Leeches from their family
Refuses to work	Refuses to work
Refuses to improve self, blames women for recognising this and avoiding	Refuses to improve self, blames women for recognising this and avoiding
No talents (impressed by being able to do mundane things like cook badly or buy takeout)	No talents, undeveloped talents, or talented but so undesirable this is still not enough
Dreams of playing board games all day	Plays video games all day
Angry and hateful	Angry and hateful
Delusional views of their allies greatness (gross old men rise up)	Delusional views of their allies greatness (die normie)
Mentally ill (take your pick)	Mentally ill (depressed)
Naive and disturbing social views (racism, sexism, braindead readings of socialism)	Naive and disturbing social views (far right opinions, sexism)
Childish views of romance and love ("you owe me", "prove it", etc)	Childish views of romance and love (sweethearts, true lurve, first time experiences, etc)
No friends (tries to engage with people online and fails)	No friends (can only socialise with people online)
Severe rage issues (history of violence, violent threats)	Severe rage issues (school shooter fantasies, rise up, we live in a society, etc)
Zero self-awareness with self-presentation (greasy hair, pyjamas in public, bizarre walking pose)	Zero self-awareness with self-presentation (fedoras and variants, looks theory, pickup artistry)
Thinks women are lesser than men (obsessed with money, unlike men do not date below their class)	Thinks women are lesser than men (are all whores)

In the last box you might add “unlike men, do not date below their rank.” Can’t forget the VERY REAL imbalance of the sexual economy, what with all those sixs and sevens whores refusing to date four and fives men!!

Speaking of which, another set of comparisons might be in order:

LUCAS:
Tries to get laid by reducing women to science. (Telomeres and parent age)

INCEL:
Tries to get laid by reducing women to math. (1-10 scaling, insincerely hitting on large numbers of women to “boost odds”, and ThE sEXUaL EcONoMy)

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Lucas is back on a massive ego trip.

He WILL talk your girl away from you. He'll talk about his sperm, how funny he is, and maybe show her an old plastic bottle of brandy.

Who can compete with that?

New Lucas dichotomy, much repeated: World is composed of empaths (Lucas) and narcissists (everyone else).

The way he uses these terms, its quite clear he doesnt understand either one.

Edit:

More of the same. He will try to take your girl away even if she's your wife. (That I would loooooove to see.)

Topical note: Where is Spokane Mental Health? What did he do or say last time that got him forcibly committed....that he hasn't exceeded this time?

Was it those vids wishing death on strangers, talking about letting them bleed to death in the snow?

Seriously, does anyone know WHY he was committed last time?

 

[Rogowski]

Woke Lucas ladies and gents:

White People: Stop Stealing Shit

Trashy language is a form of violence. You know I'm funny. Truth is often funnier than fiction. I'm a comedian. Realise this. Instagram: lucaswerner79

youtu.be

“Instead of the n-word, trying saying good sir”

The racist community applauds your suggestions on how to dog whistle properly.

 

[pr3nt177]

Seriously, does anyone know WHY he was committed last time?

God knows what that was all about, I gave up.

His constant sniffing does my head in and not having the common decency to at least put his hand over his mouth when he coughs, if he can't be arsed doing that then fgs just turn away from the camera - I feel he's aiming a gob full of phlegm at me every time.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Lucas has been leaving candy in the common room of his fart hotel.

He insists he only left a note with a link to his insta ONCE, but that's unlikely: leaving attraction notes is the ONLY reason he "helps the homeless". He sounds upset when he finds out who took his "donations". See, you have to do it how he wants; you have to be a teen girl, take a Snickers bite size, go to his insta, and end up at Wave Sushi watching Telomere Boy load his fart cannon with handfuls of caterpillar roll.

Lucas is deathly afraid of everyone. That's why his vids are so full of vitriol; he's walking around all day thinking about what he wishes he'd said to so-and-so, but he never vocalizes it til he's alone in his fartbox.

So his apartment is ok with him literally using the "free candy" ploy to try and get laid. See how he's getting bolder? He had stopped the candy / attraction sign thing in Olympia, after being scolded by the cops, but now he's back at it. Remember, his re.tard brain has only a few thoughts, they're constantly being recycled. He eventually returns to patterns that hurt him and others because there's literally nothing else in his brain. Whoever upthread said he's literally an animal was right: All his "higher intelligence" is just at the service of feed and fuck.

"Old sperm good - like cheese and wine!"

"Republicans and Christians bad - democrats and atheists good!"

Etc etc ad infinitum.

He is getting very bold, very angry, but also careful. He does have a low animal cunning that perhaps would be enough to trick a defenseless street teen.

The rest of the vid is the usual. Oh, and when someone else left PBJ sandwiches in the common room., Lucas took them all. This is what he does. Spend money the govt gives him for food on overpriced plastic he doesn't use....then go steal food from the legitimately homeless.

Donated by christian agencies.

Who he unloads his poisonous rhetoric on.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

Him releasing consecutive videos within minutes of each other entitled:

There Are Good Atheists And Bad Atheists Like With Christians
Let Me Tell You Why I Hate Religion

He really can't keep his thoughts together, he plays humble one second, then goes into righteous arbiter the next.

It's probably just me because I am perpetually haunted by the video and seem to use it in reference to anything and everything, but one of the funniest things Lucas has recently said (without any shreds of disgust or despair added by the subject matter) was this section of his video, contrasted with this MDE skit:

Lucas (ends with Middle Ages)
MDE (ends with Einstein)

The smug tone of delivery is so similar, except one is parody and the other is not.

 

[mothman96]

Lucas, you hypocrite pedo creep . You are a horrendous atheist. You are the kind that give atheists a bad name, so you try to cover you ass by leaving the candy. Atheists don't want to be associated with you.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

When Lucas sees his hands on camera, he has to make exaggerated tard gestures like a little baby. "Look at my hands! Peek-a-boo!"

This vid is about how he likes a black bishop who bitches about white women, not because he's black, though.

(Spoiler: it's because the guy is black and complaining about women Lucas wants to fuck who won't let him.)

If anyone is fooled by his recent "I only like black and brown women" lie....yeah, it's bullshit. Lucas has given glimpses of the porn he watches, its all white women.

He's trying to neg them to punish them for not being his fuckmommies.

More bitching about Walter Fate, despite Fate not mentioning Lucas in weeks.

This video features a cameo by the greasiest, longest mullet curls you've ever seen. Homeboy must put a handful of the cheapest, crustiest-drying gel in his hair. Disgusting. By the summer his mullet will be down to the small of his back, so we all have that to look forward to.

Lucas is not an incel.

(Spoiler: Lucas is an incel)

 

[A whole lotta nope]

Dudes Who Argue Against Incels Are Misogynistic To Talk For The Women

Enough said, bootlickers. Instagram: lucaswerner79

www.youtube.com

So Lucas is over here telling us all that it's the women need to talk about incels. Okay dude since I know you read this thread, I'll oblige. I'm a woman, and you're an incel. It's not that the woman you're interested in are "agephobic" as you put it. Nope. You're involuntarily celibate because you're gross and have nothing to offer in any way. You also have a really weird approach and women are put off by you. Normal guys don't start by telling women that they have "magic sperm" or that they want to have children with them. It's bizarre, too forward, and scares women off. I promise you will never get you a girlfriend with this tactic because it weirds women out.

Also, you're nearly 40 and don't have your shit together. No one wants that. Get a job, any job. Contribute to society. Stop being a lazy lay-about. Women don't respect leeches on the system who refuse to change.

Plus you're aiming WAY out of your league. Not going to happen man.

Bachelor my ass. Just because you don't want to be an incel does not make it so. Incels refuse to see that the problem is them and refuse to change. Sounds to me like you're the textbook definition.

 

[mothman96]

More bitching about Walter Fate, despite Fate not mentioning Lucas in weeks.

This video features a cameo by the greasiest, longest mullet curls you've ever seen. Homeboy must put a handful of the cheapest, crustiest-drying gel in his hair. Disgusting. By the summer his mullet will be down to the small of his back, so we all have that to look forward to.

Lucas is not an incel.

(Spoiler: Lucas is an incel)

He grew out his hair to cover the hairless expanse at the back. In the last selfie he took of the back of his head, it can be seen that the bald spot he had at one time, was no longer a spot and the baldness was making a fast track to the nape. By now it's likely the back of his head is all bald. In hopes of hiding the bald, he slicks the top back and over the baldness, and slicks the sides over that.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

Superior genes btw.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Found this from someone's archive of the old conversationrage site. Hadn't read it myself, apologies if it's been posted way back:

"Attrited Millennial Hearts,

I am not you. I am Generation X. I am, but a simple K-selective diploid mammal of the species homo sapiens.

As such, we partner best as males of my age with young adult females. We are not creepy. We are no different than the apple tree, the salmon, the primate. All large bodied dual gendered species bond this way with our mates for both the strongest offspring and the strongest hearts. If I were to drop that hook and the fish not catch, then their chromosome telomeres are cut too short by too many generations of fathers too young in the unnatural mate selection pattern of intra-ageil coupling between loving parts. I want a wife and kids someday. The only way my body will let this happen is if I date women born in the 1990s for the strongest child and harmonious mate pattern. I will not give up until my Generation X heart finds Cupid throwing at your attrited Millennial heart the same dart."

"I have nothing. I know you bigots hate me. I have thousands of messages on Facebook that prove Millennials are bigots. Perhaps you age gappers in Spokane should be grateful to me. All I want is some female companionship. The same love you get. You owe me that much. I still love you."

"?Millennials are bigots. They mostly only date other Millennials. I'm Generation X. 37 years old. Go out to dinner with me or I'm going to commit suicide. Be a single 18 to 26 year old woman in Spokane, Washington, without kids and send me an e-mail from my website or I'm going to swallow this entire bottle of pills because it's been 5 years and your rejections make me want to die. I don't want to live anymore without you."

"Your bigotry is destroying the world! Your denial of me is only leading to further research on my part ans you lie, cheat, and steal from my website to get laid! You owe me, age gappers on Spokane! YOU OWE ME SOME KIND OF LOVE. Red Robin. Female company. That would be the BAREST amount of love you would owe me for even using this website to spell out your case while you women ignore me for some other guy. Is it the money or the meth connections or both? That's sad. $ocialism is *NOT* what Bernie Sanders was talking about.

?Let's see. Things we were wrong about in the 20th century. Alcohol prohibition, marijuana prohibition, interracial marriage, The Holocaust, lowering taxes on the wealthy, Global Climate Change not being human caused, Reaganomics, NAFTA, same sex marriage prohibition, etc., that caused a loss of money and rising violence, so maybe it's time to raise sexual consent for males to 35 years old."

"More damage was done during the 20th century than the entire 500 year history of The Middle Ages through war, greed, pollution, disease, famine and illiteracy when inbreeding was normal. From 1912 to 2012 we knew that fathers over 35 would damage the offspring like everybody knew from Aristotle until Copernicus that the sun revolved around the Earth. We were wrong.

It's the same as inbreeding. Maybe even worse. I don't care if you think it's rude to talk about. I'll talk telomerase until I have a girlfriend, guy. Suck it up and listen. I'm sure you don't like the competition. I don't like it either. What competition? Lucas Werner has won this like he wins at being a better dude. Cut your loses. Lucas wins. You know he do. Me. Lucas Werner. I win. Not like you ever care about me as you go off to get with all those guys and anyone other than me. You're so hateful when I've shown you nothing, but love."

"Incest is illegal. Pedophilia is illegal. Raising consent for males to 35 will mean younger men will have to think about anything other than sex. The talent busting out of these Stevie Wonders and Galileoi. Warp drives and real rock n roll again. The Second Rennaisance of science and sound. Ted Talk replaces religion. We get these young men on it and put the young ladies in the kitchen barefoot and pregnant eating a meal made by her Wolfgang Puck / Paul Bunyan hybridization of a man like me treating you like a queen. Me. If you allowed me to respect you as you deserve."

"Prove your likeability to me. Let's go out to eat, girl. I'm looking for a woman under 26 to go out to eat with me. Write me something nice like an agreement for once in 5 years of my unquenched loneliness without you. Any hate at me gets your e-mail address blocked. Date me IRL otherwise you're not serious. You've taken everything from me. Every day without you makes me want to die and in many ways, it gives me my only reason to live.

?Always invest in love.

Spokane, Washington's Most Single Man,
Lucas Werner"

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

>Ted Talk replaces religion

JFC, just as I posted a TEDx event to make fun of his euphoria. Lucas is nothing if not easy to read/parody.

 

[mothman96]

What competition? Lucas Werner has won this like he wins at being a better dude. Cut your loses. Lucas wins. You know he do. Me. Lucas Werner. I win.

Delusional psycho. Yea it shows how " better dude Lucas - won". Here we are 3 yrs later and young women still don't want the flaming insane schizo, his mangy stub of a dick and his "super, magical" schizo sperm.

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

The best part of that older video isn’t that he starts off trying to answer why he was homeless, mentions something insane about volunteering, and then never answers the question. The best part is he was apparently spouting off the telomerase theory completely wrong in the beginning. He talks about lacking telomerase and how too much Is harmful. The new version is that older men have an abundance of telomerase.

how have I not noticed his complete reversal before?

eta:
In this video of about a minute long, Lucas makes approximately 8 blanket statements before proclaiming that blanket statements are a dealbreaker for dating him because those who use them are dumb.

Of note, one blanket statement is “you all hate me” but in his video immediately before this one he railed against saying “no one likes him” because it’s a blanket statement. And then he crazy laughed.

Oh Lucas. He can’t even spot his contradictions.

 

[mothman96]

The insane pedo doesn't want young women in Spokane to go to the bars. They are going to get drugged. He brings up the Globe. Of course , when he was going to the Globe to eye rape the women, he wasn't advising the young women to avoid the place. Now that he's banned, he's out for revenge. And he's out to get the rest of the bars.
Word may have been passed to the other bars, so I'm wondering if the other bars are keeping a look out for the creep.

Women In Spokane, WA Need To Avoid The Bars

Young dudes slipping roofies into drinks is quite common here. Instagram: lucaswerner79

www.youtube.com

 

[AbraCadaver]

the young ladies in the kitchen barefoot and pregnant eating a meal made by her Wolfgang Puck / Paul Bunyan hybridization of a man like me treating you like a queen. Me. If you allowed me to respect you as you deserve."

Yeah queens are often barefoot and pregnant and slaving over a hot stove for a man. That’s the definition of queenliness. That’s what all the best queens do.

He can’t even control his misogyny long enough to last to the end of a SENTENCE. “I’ll treat you like the queen that you truly deserve to be and also FUCK ME AND BEAR MY KIDS AND GET IN THE KITCHEN AND COOK AND STAY THERE YOU WHORE.”

And like all the best incels and misogynists, he states over and over that women OWE him their attention and bodies, simply because he wants it.

 

[mothman96]

According the the "good" atheist pedo Wern, the christians in Spokane are out to burn down the town.

ETA:
Been thinking Lucas is leaving candy for the residents of his building because there have been complaints about him from other residents. The candy is for "damage control". He Butters up the residents, they will let things slide.

 

[Garfieldchu]

Lucas must butter up his hair with his magic sperm. Seeing him play with his greasy Jheri curls is revolting.