Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks


A new word for luke to mispronounce / misunderstand....

At 4:20 Lucas says his comedy isn't too "acerbic or galouse"......it took me awhile to realize what he was trying to say....

And then I realized he had read "gallows humor", thought "gallows" was a free-standing adjective rather than part of a phrase, and gave it the ol' "MICE-AW-GINNY" treatment.

You know what I love? How he mispronounces / misuses words while insulting his viewers intelligence because he doesn't have proof we have college degrees. Because in order to call someone a pseudo intellectual, which is Lucas to a "T", you simply must have a college degree.

His brain exclusively thinks in such black and white dualities: to do "x" you must have "y".

-if you dislike Lucas, you must be a Republican

-if you mock someone with mental deficiencies, you MUST have said deficiencies yourself.

It's kind of fascinating, like watching a chimp trying to solve a rubix cube. It eventually shrieks, plugs it's ears with its own turds and goes back to sucking its thumb and masturbating at the same time, but, boy, it sure looked promising for a while there!

Lucas is so upset that the world won't conform to these rigid dualities he arbitrarily imposes, he eventually acts out of frustrated rage. Its rather like Russell Greer. If I put in "x" effort I must, not "should" but MUST, get "y" in result. If he doesn't, he doesn't think the formula is wrong, it's that the world hates him. (Which they do, but thats beside the point here)

There must be something about this binary thinking in adults, whose life experience should have shown them that the world is a place of nuance and shades of gray, that's indicative of their illness. It's so common in lolcows it's almost a defining trait.
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:

A new word for luke to mispronounce / misunderstand....

At 4:20 Lucas says his comedy isn't too "acerbic or galouse"......it took me awhile to realize what he was trying to say....

And then I realized he had read "gallows humor", thought "gallows" was a free-standing adjective rather than part of a phrase, and gave it the ol' "MICE-AW-GINNY" treatment.

You know what I love? How he mispronounces / misuses words while insulting his viewers intelligence because he doesn't have proof we have college degrees. Because in order to call someone a pseudo intellectual, which is Lucas to a "T", you simply must have a college degree.

His brain exclusively thinks in such black and white dualities: to do "x" you must have "y".

-if you dislike Lucas, you must be a Republican

-if you mock someone with mental deficiencies, you MUST have said deficiencies yourself.

It's kind of fascinating, like watching a chimp trying to solve a rubix cube. It eventually shrieks, plugs it's ears with its own turds and goes back to sucking its thumb and masturbating at the same time, but, boy, it sure looked promising for a while there!

Lucas is so upset that the world won't confirm to these rigid dualities he arbitrarily imposes, he eventually acts out of frustrated rage. Its rather like Russell Greer. If I put in "x" effort I must, not "should" but MUST, get "y" in result. If he doesn't, he doesn't think the formula is wrong, it's that the world hates him. (Which they do, but thats beside the point here)

There must be something about this binary thinking in adults, whose life experience should have shown them that the world is a place of nuance and shades of gray, that's indicative of their illness. It's so common in lolcows it's almost a defining trait.
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Luca has no concept of acerbic, gallows or trenches humor. He is an uneducated tard with the wit and charm of a rotting potato.

And that fish looks rancid,
 
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Da Dude123 said:
That's one thing that makes Lucas such a good cow. Although, it is glaringly obvious that Lucas is a ragman hobo. He thinks or likes to act like he is doing great and everyone else is the problem. Eating at homeless shelters, being unemployed, collecting welfare, wearing pajama pants in public, living in a hovel with no bathroom.

To Lucas all of this is fine. Sure, he would love to be rich and have more given to him, but he is doing great if you ask him. He just needs a girl friend between the ages of 18-24. The oligarchy, bigots, grey beards, flatbills, and all the rampant agephobia have been preventing this. To Lucas those are the only reasons he doesn't have a girlfriend.
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He doesn't have his own toilet/shower, but he does have a urinal, his kitchen sink. Likely there is urine splattered on the surrounding area.

The insane pedo added more videos to his "Lucas Werner" channel.

www.youtube.com

Lucas Werner

I say interesting and poignant things.
www.youtube.com www.youtube.com
 
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Lucas, who takes for himself the food meant for homeless/uses them to try and make himself rich, "handed out snacks to the homeless". Ha, like it happened. Makes a video of the "good guy" he tries to make himself out to be. Hypocrite deranged POS.

www.youtube.com

Snacks For The Not Housed

It's not about ego. That's not why I do this. Instagram: lucaswerner79
www.youtube.com www.youtube.com
 
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I thought his manic phase ended, but he's uploading on his old channel again. (Oops, was already noticed.)

I should link the archive of that too if he's going to continue.

He's vile af like usual: he has really disgusting views on gender and race. His brain-dead attempts to virtue signal trip over the first piece of intersectional criticism - white heterosexual males aren't allowed to colonise the bodies of POC and women. He thinks of ethnic minorities as grass-is-greener stereotype 'chill girls' because he's racist, he race-baits with anti-white rhetoric because he's stupid, he considers women invalid based on their skin colour because he hates women. There's really no way around it. This video is a smoking gun in so many ways.

 
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Man vs persistent rat said:
I thought his manic phase ended, but he's uploading on his old channel again. (Oops, was already noticed.)

I should link the archive of that too if he's going to continue.

He's vile af like usual: he has really disgusting views on gender and race. His brain-dead attempts to virtue signal trip over the first piece of intersectional criticism - white heterosexual males aren't allowed to colonise the bodies of POC and women. He thinks of ethnic minorities as stereotype 'chill girls' because he's racist, he race-baits anti-white rhetoric because he's stupid, he considers women invalid based on their skin colour because he hates women. There's really no way around it. This video is a smoking gun in so many ways.

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I feel like this is a weird, insane attempt to both virtue signal and try and get white guys to go out with black girls so he can have less competition for the white ones. The way he talks about not just the flat bills but also black women has always struck me as barely concealed racism, like when he pretended to have had sex with some "sexy black chick" a while back.

I remember when he made that meme about Japan's bullet train being so fast because their age of consent was 12. If he really thinks that's Japan's age of consent, shouldn't he be a weeb obsessed with going over there and watching old man vs schoolgirl porn? I figure he's not into Asians, either.
 
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Another blacked-out vid where our hero promises he's handing out food to the homeless, but no proof because he doesn't want to "put them on blast" plus "fuck you".

There are only two possibilities here:

1. Lucas is actually handing things out, but said items come attached with attraction signs bragging of his superior telomeres. If this is the case, he is likely not "handing them out" as in passing them out one by one; remember Lucas is terminally shy and only a tough guy on the internet....If this is AT ALL true he's dumping them in an area he thinks teens will go. Lucas is not interacting with the genuinely homeless. He hates poor people (I know, irony) and feels quite superior to them.

2. All of this is bullshit and he's merely virtue signaling as part of this neo-Gandhi pose that he's adopted recently. I tend toward this explanation, because he keeps repeating the bit about not wanting to put people on blast, and repeating is what Lucas does when he thinks he's being especially clever. Plus he doth protest a bit too much about this proof nobody is asking for.
 
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I agree that he can't win with these loud claims. Charity is a personal choice, and people who loudly boast of their charitableness, even if it is true, are revealing ulterior motives for doing so which shows that they don't have respect for the cause beyond what they can extract from the association for their own marketing purposes. No doubt Lucas can't comprehend that the people he demonises as everything negative for daring criticise him are charitable as well, they just don't power level all over the internet, or try to make themselves look good by showing off about something that is so basic nobody is impressed by it.

Also no amount of charity Lucas can provide will offset his negative effect on society.
 
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Lucas practically chokes himself, proving his love of da homos by eating a large phallic sausage in 3 enormous dog-choking bites.

Knives are for Republicans.

This must be some of that vaunted "comedy" we've been hearing so much about.

Watching him eat is vile. He's like a rutting pig, but pigs are cute.

Scratch that: he's like an owlbear carcass.
 
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Da Dude123 said:
Lucas is claiming that he is a comedian. Lucas is funny, but not ha-ha funny. We laugh at him because he is such a pathetic bum who never learns his lesson. His life is not really comedy, sure we laugh at it, but it's not comedy.
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anyone know the origins of this latest perseveration? it’s all he keeps muttering.
 

Lucas brags volubly about helping the homeless, he's a socialist in theory AND in practice, unlike you, oligarch!

He's projecting wildly; accusing men of using a vote for Sanders as a way to get laid... When that's been Lucas's strategy for the past 8 years.

He ends by hilariously misunderstanding "do as I say, not as I do". He doesn't get that it's a condemnation of hypocrites, and chides you to do as he says, AND does.

Mong.

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Shades of old Lucas vids where if you're not helping his love quest, he's indifferent to you. Indifferent means "wants you to die" in Lucas-ese. Yes, he marshals a fair bit of CWC lore in this vid....proving as we knew that he's reading the farms.

Best bit, a small chunk of Lucas's internal monologue:


"When I go to the clubs, do they notice me?

No.

Am I handsome?

YES."

I LOL ed.
 
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