💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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LightEmittingDiode said:
Lucas gives us a view of his “apartment”.
What 18 year old hottie wouldn’t be impressed?
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I'd say what he wants is a nice big apartment in a complex full of zoomer babes and with a view of the pool. Of course for around $250-300., utilities included. He thinks Bernie will give him all that, maybe even rent free.
 
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Remember a while back when Lucas raged against people supporting a couple with Downs Syndrome who had been married for decades? In what's sure to be purely coincidental his mom made this post around the same time:
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He was REEing because his own mom won't bang a guy with Downs instead of virtue signaling about it on Facebook. Nobody needs to point out the irony.
 
Yells about how everyone is a coward

Takes away every possible way for people to disagree with him because he cant handle literally anything besides pulling on his dirty MRSA stump and agro incel screaming at teenagers
 
Hellvetika said:
Lucas' own family have been in and out of anti-Lucas groups. From what's been discussed of his mother, she was a huge enabler and babied him a lot. His family blames her for the way he is. They also suggest she is bipolar or suffering from mental illness herself, which might explain the way Lucas is. There is a reason her other son doesn't keep in touch with her as often.
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THANK YOU. Hate to be this blunt.

She’s a “young at heart” boomer with a sleeve (someone born in ‘55)

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Look at how many places Myrna has lived since the 90s.

Guessing she created this monster when she was lonely and didn’t have another husband lined up.

Didn’t include her and Larry’s most recent condo in AZ
(not trying to dox.)

They paid less than $70k, didn’t realize how cheap real estate is in parts of the US.
 
I was momentarilly confused by that video, as it seemed to indicate he realised how vile his body looked and was using it to troll, but then I realised Lucas actually does think his detractors are frightened by gay stuff, and he still thinks his body looks amazing :sighduck:
moseph.jartelli said:
It looks like a converted apartment kitchen.. down to the grubby laminate flooring
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Lucas's bribes of food for sex become even more powerful "baby, I LIVE in a kitchen!".
 
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I couldn't even finish that video. For the first time I feel like maybe Twitch made the right decision getting rid of shirtless streams. "Dislike this post if you're gay" is just the most woke of things to say and doesn't sound like a 12 year old at all.
 
Trainwreck said:
Jesus Fucking Christ. I have zero words for this.

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THAT WAS GROSS. Why in the hell does he think women (or gay men) would be turned on by his man boobs? He is literally repelling people away. Lucas, we women DO NOT want to see your moobs!!

Wait, since he's an lolcow/horrorcow, can they be considered udders? Put your fuckin' udders away!
 
I don't think his shifting tactics have ever gotten him a like other than from his own single alt account. Lucas, engage your schizo brain, there's a pattern to be found here *yawn*
 
Somebody be sure to archive that one. His poor family.

Could you imagine if that disgusting sack of fat and slug meat was your son or your brother? He's so repellent; for a while I thought his bravado was an act to counter trolls picking on him, but eventually I realized, as stated above, he really does think he's that good-looking; he really thinks he's sexy.

Just more indications of his delusional state, frankly.
 
Sorry, gotta hide my little bit of a chub now.
Seriously, I love the implication of the title:

“Dislike if you’re gay, because gay is bad”

“Like if you’re cool with the LGBTQs”

Couldn't be more clear this is vapid virtue signaling, and he’s actually quite homophobic
 
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