Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[mothman96]

Lucas gives us a view of his “apartment”.
What 18 year old hottie wouldn’t be impressed?

I'd say what he wants is a nice big apartment in a complex full of zoomer babes and with a view of the pool. Of course for around $250-300., utilities included. He thinks Bernie will give him all that, maybe even rent free.

 

[Rogowski]

Remember a while back when Lucas raged against people supporting a couple with Downs Syndrome who had been married for decades? In what's sure to be purely coincidental his mom made this post around the same time:

He was REEing because his own mom won't bang a guy with Downs instead of virtue signaling about it on Facebook. Nobody needs to point out the irony.

 

[Bananasaurus rex]

Yells about how everyone is a coward

Takes away every possible way for people to disagree with him because he cant handle literally anything besides pulling on his dirty MRSA stump and agro incel screaming at teenagers

 

[pr3nt177]

Lucas gives us a view of his “apartment”.
What 18 year old hottie wouldn’t be impressed?

God the stench.

 

[Go Bong Go]

Lucas' own family have been in and out of anti-Lucas groups. From what's been discussed of his mother, she was a huge enabler and babied him a lot. His family blames her for the way he is. They also suggest she is bipolar or suffering from mental illness herself, which might explain the way Lucas is. There is a reason her other son doesn't keep in touch with her as often.

THANK YOU. Hate to be this blunt.

She’s a “young at heart” boomer with a sleeve (someone born in ‘55)

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Look at how many places Myrna has lived since the 90s.

Guessing she created this monster when she was lonely and didn’t have another husband lined up.

Didn’t include her and Larry’s most recent condo in AZ
(not trying to dox.)

They paid less than $70k, didn’t realize how cheap real estate is in parts of the US.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

"Studies in Telomerase"

 

[BowlOfDick]

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"Studies in Telomerase"

Once again my friend, you have outdone yourself. The Triad of Lucas - mania, wrath and perversion - are all truly captured here. Bravo!

 

[AbraCadaver]

Lucas gives us a view of his “apartment”.
What 18 year old hottie wouldn’t be impressed?

Never thought I’d see a person live in a flat the size of my walk-in closet, but there it is.

 

[moseph.jartelli]

Never thought I’d see a person live in a flat the size of my walk-in closet, but there it is.

It looks like a converted apartment kitchen.. down to the grubby laminate flooring


Just when you think he cant get any grosser:

Dislike This Post If You're Gay. Like The Post If You're Cool With The LGBTQ.

Chub down there?

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[Trainwreck]

Jesus Fucking Christ. I have zero words for this.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

I was momentarilly confused by that video, as it seemed to indicate he realised how vile his body looked and was using it to troll, but then I realised Lucas actually does think his detractors are frightened by gay stuff, and he still thinks his body looks amazing

It looks like a converted apartment kitchen.. down to the grubby laminate flooring

Lucas's bribes of food for sex become even more powerful "baby, I LIVE in a kitchen!".

 

[Fatal Walter]

I couldn't even finish that video. For the first time I feel like maybe Twitch made the right decision getting rid of shirtless streams. "Dislike this post if you're gay" is just the most woke of things to say and doesn't sound like a 12 year old at all.

 

[A whole lotta nope]

Jesus Fucking Christ. I have zero words for this.

THAT WAS GROSS. Why in the hell does he think women (or gay men) would be turned on by his man boobs? He is literally repelling people away. Lucas, we women DO NOT want to see your moobs!!

Wait, since he's an lolcow/horrorcow, can they be considered udders? Put your fuckin' udders away!

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

I don't think his shifting tactics have ever gotten him a like other than from his own single alt account. Lucas, engage your schizo brain, there's a pattern to be found here

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Somebody be sure to archive that one. His poor family.

Could you imagine if that disgusting sack of fat and slug meat was your son or your brother? He's so repellent; for a while I thought his bravado was an act to counter trolls picking on him, but eventually I realized, as stated above, he really does think he's that good-looking; he really thinks he's sexy.

Just more indications of his delusional state, frankly.

 

[Hey Lucas]

Sorry, gotta hide my little bit of a chub now.
Seriously, I love the implication of the title:

“Dislike if you’re gay, because gay is bad”

“Like if you’re cool with the LGBTQs”

Couldn't be more clear this is vapid virtue signaling, and he’s actually quite homophobic

 

[FatherPucci]

Sleep science: Getting fewer than 7 hours may be aging you prematurely

FitBit data is shining a light on just how much we lose when we don't get enough shut-eye.

www.inverse.com

Bad news for Lucas, looks like staying up all night making YouTube videos is shortening his telomeres as per this study. Gotta get those 7 hours bud

 

[Rogowski]

Another mompost. I wonder what that letter stands for?

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

He's either arguing with the voices in his head...

...or maybe someone from a Facebook group?

 

[moseph.jartelli]

While still unhinged, i believe sleepy Lukey's mania is waning..

Like This Post If You Like This Post. Dislike This Post If You Like This Post. Topic: The Bitterness

Maybe read the video title. Instagram: lucaswerner79

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