Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Hellvetika said:
Lucas' own family have been in and out of anti-Lucas groups. From what's been discussed of his mother, she was a huge enabler and babied him a lot. His family blames her for the way he is. They also suggest she is bipolar or suffering from mental illness herself, which might explain the way Lucas is. There is a reason her other son doesn't keep in touch with her as often.

I see it a lot. Parents coddle their misbehaved children and believe they are bullied or misunderstood and they grow up exactly like Lucas. By the time Lucas was a teenager, his mother didn't know how to handle him anymore because she created a monster.

There are screenshots floating around where Lucas was talking to a minor child (I think it was a catfish) and he was being his usual gross sexual self with her. The girl then contacted Lucas' mother and showed her what he was doing and his mother became furious with the girl for calling him a pedo and telling him he should kill himself.


Also, Lucas, you can scream into your cheap ass cell phone all you want about agephobia and it being child abuse, but the truth is NO ONE would choose to have a longer life for their kids when they would be riddled with bipolar, schizophrenia, diabetes, and whatever other issues you have floating around in that gargantuan misshapen head of yours. I would rather have happy, healthy, productive members of society who die at 50 than a homeless POS who waves his flaccid dick around at underage girls while calling everyone bigots who would live to be 90.
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Any knowledge or screenshots you have would be much appreciated.

Always like to have the holes in The Wern History filled in, and the family stuff is an area most of us have only guessed at. @QueenBurritoSupreme knew some things, I think, but I haven't seen her around in quite awhile.
 
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I am delighted to see that Wern’s childish attempt of reverse psychology surrounding ‘thumbs up/down’ in his videos is failing.

He probably thinks that it was a genius plan that only a person of his intellect can manage.

This begs the question though.. since Lucas is so utterly deluded and lacking in self awareness, what will his reaction to the continued downvotes be?

a) Lucas will realise his master plan failed and will continue to get more and more upset over the ratings... whilst simultaneously claiming it doesn’t bother him or;

b) Lucas will view the downvotes as a sign that his master plan has worked, thus providing him a further burst of false confidence. He will go on about how ‘stupid’ the people are for falling for his little trick and declare an ‘intellectual checkmate’.
 
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AnOminous said:
Where the fuck would Wern find women poorer than he is? He'd have to go to fucking Africa.
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I hope he inherits a bit of cash and does exactly that.

African women are lovely but they do not suffer whinging poofs like Lucas gladly. Money or not he would be openly laughed at.
 
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I hope he inherits a bit of cash and does exactly that.

African women are lovely but they do not suffer whinging poofs like Lucas gladly. Money or not he would be openly laughed at.
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He also has to compete with mandingos that work without fail. Lucas is a genetic failure. He can't perform, he's oozing with mrsa, he's got a lot of psychological issues, and by the time he sees an iota of his inheritance, he'll probably be missing a foot at the very least.
 
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BowlOfDick said:
I am delighted to see that Wern’s childish attempt of reverse psychology surrounding ‘thumbs up/down’ in his videos is failing.

He probably thinks that it was a genius plan that only a person of his intellect can manage.

This begs the question though.. since Lucas is so utterly deluded and lacking in self awareness, what will his reaction to the continued downvotes be?

a) Lucas will realise his master plan failed and will continue to get more and more upset over the ratings... whilst simultaneously claiming it doesn’t bother him or;

b) Lucas will view the downvotes as a sign that his master plan has worked, thus providing him a further burst of false confidence. He will go on about how ‘stupid’ the people are for falling for his little trick and declare an ‘intellectual checkmate’.
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And we can see where that one solitary like on his videos comes from:
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This day's round of pure autism is starting to trickle in.


Lucas trying to trigger people is kind of weird because he's committing to bothering people by exaggerating his preening narc behaviour, but it only serves to reveal how disgusting he looks, and how far removed from reality he is. For somebody so bald, he sure needs to spend a lot of time combing his hair, only for it to immediately unravel in a greasy fury within minutes.

The video is incoherent gibberish, verging on outsider art, but title helps to make the message clear - once again Lucas uses homosexuality and rape as an insult and a threat, because he thinks those things are funny to joke about.
 
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Man vs persistent rat said:
This day's round of pure autism is starting to trickle in.


Lucas trying to trigger people is kind of weird because he's committing to bothering people by exaggerating his preening narc behaviour, but it only serves to reveal how disgusting he looks, and how far removed from reality he is. For somebody so bald, he sure needs to spend a lot of time combing his hair, only for it to immediately unravel in a greasy fury within minutes.

The video is incoherent gibberish, verging on outsider art, but title helps to make the message clear - once again Lucas uses homosexuality and rape as an insult and a threat, because he thinks those things are funny to joke about.
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The way he repeats “these women are agephobes” over and over again while he is off-camera is pretty disconcerting.
 
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LightEmittingDiode said:
The way he repeats “these women are agephobes” over and over again while he is off-camera is pretty disconcerting.
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I mean, I’m glad he did his monthly washing of hands, but that was super weird.

makes me wonder if he just wanders around his hovel chanting weird mantras like that all day, even with the cameras off.
 
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