Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Posted without a lick of irony.

He looks like the love child of Stephen Hawking and a dead hog.

 

[Kane Lives]

Posted without a lick of irony.

Sure thing, Lucas-boy.

I'll just laugh at you as you "continue" to "own" us.

 

[Da Dude123]

Lucas proving again what a ally he is to women and that he is a true feminist! Telling those "mysoginists" that they don't own women. Of course, if you're a woman over 24, Lucas has no interest in you. Girl power!

https://youtu.be/TcTi88XFYRc

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Lucas' own family have been in and out of anti-Lucas groups. From what's been discussed of his mother, she was a huge enabler and babied him a lot. His family blames her for the way he is. They also suggest she is bipolar or suffering from mental illness herself, which might explain the way Lucas is. There is a reason her other son doesn't keep in touch with her as often.

I see it a lot. Parents coddle their misbehaved children and believe they are bullied or misunderstood and they grow up exactly like Lucas. By the time Lucas was a teenager, his mother didn't know how to handle him anymore because she created a monster.

There are screenshots floating around where Lucas was talking to a minor child (I think it was a catfish) and he was being his usual gross sexual self with her. The girl then contacted Lucas' mother and showed her what he was doing and his mother became furious with the girl for calling him a pedo and telling him he should kill himself.


Also, Lucas, you can scream into your cheap ass cell phone all you want about agephobia and it being child abuse, but the truth is NO ONE would choose to have a longer life for their kids when they would be riddled with bipolar, schizophrenia, diabetes, and whatever other issues you have floating around in that gargantuan misshapen head of yours. I would rather have happy, healthy, productive members of society who die at 50 than a homeless POS who waves his flaccid dick around at underage girls while calling everyone bigots who would live to be 90.

Any knowledge or screenshots you have would be much appreciated.

Always like to have the holes in The Wern History filled in, and the family stuff is an area most of us have only guessed at. @QueenBurritoSupreme knew some things, I think, but I haven't seen her around in quite awhile.

 

[BowlOfDick]

I am delighted to see that Wern’s childish attempt of reverse psychology surrounding ‘thumbs up/down’ in his videos is failing.

He probably thinks that it was a genius plan that only a person of his intellect can manage.

This begs the question though.. since Lucas is so utterly deluded and lacking in self awareness, what will his reaction to the continued downvotes be?

a) Lucas will realise his master plan failed and will continue to get more and more upset over the ratings... whilst simultaneously claiming it doesn’t bother him or;

b) Lucas will view the downvotes as a sign that his master plan has worked, thus providing him a further burst of false confidence. He will go on about how ‘stupid’ the people are for falling for his little trick and declare an ‘intellectual checkmate’.

 

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Where the fuck would Wern find women poorer than he is? He'd have to go to fucking Africa.

I hope he inherits a bit of cash and does exactly that.

African women are lovely but they do not suffer whinging poofs like Lucas gladly. Money or not he would be openly laughed at.

 

[skellig58]

I would not inflict the awfulness of Lucas on the women of any other country. Sending his rancid ass abroad is tantamount to an act of biological warfare/terrorism.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

I hope he inherits a bit of cash and does exactly that.

African women are lovely but they do not suffer whinging poofs like Lucas gladly. Money or not he would be openly laughed at.

He also has to compete with mandingos that work without fail. Lucas is a genetic failure. He can't perform, he's oozing with mrsa, he's got a lot of psychological issues, and by the time he sees an iota of his inheritance, he'll probably be missing a foot at the very least.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

I am delighted to see that Wern’s childish attempt of reverse psychology surrounding ‘thumbs up/down’ in his videos is failing.

He probably thinks that it was a genius plan that only a person of his intellect can manage.

This begs the question though.. since Lucas is so utterly deluded and lacking in self awareness, what will his reaction to the continued downvotes be?

a) Lucas will realise his master plan failed and will continue to get more and more upset over the ratings... whilst simultaneously claiming it doesn’t bother him or;

b) Lucas will view the downvotes as a sign that his master plan has worked, thus providing him a further burst of false confidence. He will go on about how ‘stupid’ the people are for falling for his little trick and declare an ‘intellectual checkmate’.

And we can see where that one solitary like on his videos comes from:

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

If some sperg reports this as metrics abuse and we lose him making videos, I'll dedicate this dead thread to them.

 

[Bananasaurus rex]

Lucas can rationalize it in his head that downvotes equal upvotes...but the truth remains...no only likes you and you creep literally every human on the planet out. Never really been good at seeing the truth though...obviously lol

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

His evening spent fixating for hours and hours on dislikes, and how powerless he felt against them was something else. Especially his kindergarten attempts to own the dislikers. The fella would have nothing without his detractors, he ought to show some respect.

 

[Hey Lucas]

He’s acting so juvenile.
Must be his “I’mma date me” phase.

bazinga

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

This day's round of pure autism is starting to trickle in.

Lucas trying to trigger people is kind of weird because he's committing to bothering people by exaggerating his preening narc behaviour, but it only serves to reveal how disgusting he looks, and how far removed from reality he is. For somebody so bald, he sure needs to spend a lot of time combing his hair, only for it to immediately unravel in a greasy fury within minutes.

The video is incoherent gibberish, verging on outsider art, but title helps to make the message clear - once again Lucas uses homosexuality and rape as an insult and a threat, because he thinks those things are funny to joke about.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

This day's round of pure autism is starting to trickle in.

Lucas trying to trigger people is kind of weird because he's committing to bothering people by exaggerating his preening narc behaviour, but it only serves to reveal how disgusting he looks, and how far removed from reality he is. For somebody so bald, he sure needs to spend a lot of time combing his hair, only for it to immediately unravel in a greasy fury within minutes.

The video is incoherent gibberish, verging on outsider art, but title helps to make the message clear - once again Lucas uses homosexuality and rape as an insult and a threat, because he thinks those things are funny to joke about.

The way he repeats “these women are agephobes” over and over again while he is off-camera is pretty disconcerting.

 

[mothman96]

I think he went to take a leak in the kitchen sink with the water running.

 

[Hey Lucas]

The way he repeats “these women are agephobes” over and over again while he is off-camera is pretty disconcerting.

I mean, I’m glad he did his monthly washing of hands, but that was super weird.

makes me wonder if he just wanders around his hovel chanting weird mantras like that all day, even with the cameras off.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Lucas gives us a view of his “apartment”.
What 18 year old hottie wouldn’t be impressed?

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Oh god it's like the real life version of Rafi's toilet-kitchen:

 

[Trainwreck]

I think he went to take a leak in the kitchen sink with the water running.

I agree 100%. You can her his pants unzip.