Inactive Gwen Hartley & The Hartley Hooligans - Attention Seeking Horrorshow Mom of Two Dead Gremlins & Finally Free Human Son

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If it is any consolation, severe cases of autism/intellectual disability appear before one year in such things as failing to track objects. Haven't seen a lot of research on it but that's probably because they don't want parents abandoning the slobbering potatoes and trying again while the oven is still hot.

Autism Spectrum Disorders are a series of symptoms that include anything from a tendency to hyperfocus on one specialized interest at the expense of being able to read social cues and engage with others, to being an adult with the IQ of a 2 year old who walks in circles and flaps his hand while humming.

High functioning autism in adults can often come across as OCD, OCPD, narcissism, sociopathy or simply chronic dorkdom.

The core symptom is social deficits.

Although it is detected early, typically 0-3, they wait till the 3rd birthday to make a formal diagnosis because the symptoms overlap with other problems, and as the child develops they get a clearer diagnostic picture.

In my limited experience "slobbering potatoes" are at the extreme end of the spectrum. Most of the time it becomes apparent very early on, if this child is going to need lifelong support, but I would suspect that in such cases autism is a co-morbidity of something else, bigger and more scary.

If the catch it early, they can fast-track the child into a series of interventions that help stimulate their brains and forge neural connections while the brain is at its most malleable phase (0-5).

There is little they can do for kids like the Hartley's, (slobbering spuds) except provide optimal nutrition, pain relief and respite care. They can try physical therapy and early intervention, but in general as the child's prospects are limited, so are the therapeutic goals. Gwen failed in 2 out of 4.

One autistic symptom such as the failure to track objects won't make parents jump ship. However, and I speak from personal experience here .... It makes you very worried for your kid.
 
While there is the possibility of “something wrong” being undetected during pregnancy that pops up at birth, you should also stress out at the probabilities your child will have developmental delays, or permanent damages from meningitis / chicken pox / polio, or will be diagnosed with brain cancer, or will be hit by a car, or... or...

Dude, there’s so many things that can happen, the only way to be 100% safe is to avoid having kids.

/ back to the main topic : the potatoes.
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The potatoes may be dead and gone, but worry not folks! Gwen and Scott's mattress and the Hartley house in general will smell like shit and vomit for at least a decade!

Didn't they have Cal sleep with them when he was younger? The poor fucking kid, getting no sleep because he's sandwiched between 4 other people and the goblin is bleating, before it starts vomiting on his mother, probably splashing everyone else too, and then gets passed to his father to proceeds to squeeze shit from it, probably at head-level to you. Fuck Gwen and Scott.
 
Honestly, if I were that monkey's keeper I would be highly insulted that it was being compared to a Hartley sister. That monkey has albinism and dwarfism and some eye issue, it's not a perma-farting, ever-shitting, constantly puking brain-dead goblin that peaked at a basic newborn level of neuro-development and then declined.
 
I felt worse for Claire. Something about her being quiet for the most part had me feeling more... Sadness for her than goblin Lola.
The vid where they're in the hot tub and Claire at least had enough instinct, or whatever, to keep her mouth closed tightly, gave me the impression she may have been aware of the instinctual. However fleeting it may have been.
She did have more normalcy about her as a baby than poor Lola. Good grief her bleeting, writhing and shitting would have driven me up the fucking wall.
Just looking at her. Ugh.
With Claire it's different. For some reason.
Maybe it's because most all the attention went to the other goblin.
I believe it was favoritism from Gwen. She was always saying how Lola's "personality" was like her own.
What damn personality? They were potatoes.
IIRC, the reason why Claire didn't bleat like Lola was because she had a feeding tube and therefore wasn't constantly starving.
 
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I've always thought the goblin looked like a cross between a monkey and piranha. With those big teeth and ears. And they both bit people. At the dentist. Gwen posted it.
If that thing bit me- I'd go the fuck off. Sorry not sorry.
I can't think of her as human.
 
Even animals show personality and emotions.
These things werent even at that level. Claire may have had a little awareness at first but that all changed.
Lola was fucked from the start. Something that shouldn't have been born.
Basically giving birth to a bleating, shitting big ears and teeth alien. No emotion. No personality. No real awareness. Nothing.
 
I've always thought the goblin looked like a cross between a monkey and piranha. With those big teeth and ears. And they both bit people. At the dentist. Gwen posted it.
If that thing bit me- I'd go the fuck off. Sorry not sorry.
I can't think of her as human.
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COCKWADDLES.

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I got it from THIS hilarious youtube video, which also makes fun of people with disabilities
 
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Autism Spectrum Disorders are a series of symptoms that include anything from a tendency to hyperfocus on one specialized interest at the expense of being able to read social cues and engage with others, to being an adult with the IQ of a 2 year old who walks in circles and flaps his hand while humming.

High functioning autism in adults can often come across as OCD, OCPD, narcissism, sociopathy or simply chronic dorkdom.

The core symptom is social deficits.

Although it is detected early, typically 0-3, they wait till the 3rd birthday to make a formal diagnosis because the symptoms overlap with other problems, and as the child develops they get a clearer diagnostic picture.

In my limited experience "slobbering potatoes" are at the extreme end of the spectrum. Most of the time it becomes apparent very early on, if this child is going to need lifelong support, but I would suspect that in such cases autism is a co-morbidity of something else, bigger and more scary.

If the catch it early, they can fast-track the child into a series of interventions that help stimulate their brains and forge neural connections while the brain is at its most malleable phase (0-5).

There is little they can do for kids like the Hartley's, (slobbering spuds) except provide optimal nutrition, pain relief and respite care. They can try physical therapy and early intervention, but in general as the child's prospects are limited, so are the therapeutic goals. Gwen failed in 2 out of 4.

One autistic symptom such as the failure to track objects won't make parents jump ship. However, and I speak from personal experience here .... It makes you very worried for your kid.
I guess they were better off being called the Shartley Pooligans?

I'll see myself out.
How about the potato punks?
 
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