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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 125 13.1%
  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.7%
  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 528 55.3%
  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 228 23.9%

  • Total voters
    954
Well that was a wild ride. How much longer until Connor comes back and tells us he's been working really hard on the latest draft of Redesigning Eva and he's really changed this time for real you guys?
 
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Fucking hellfire balls tits arsebiscuits cunty cunty cunt bum. Bugger.

I'm away for a few days and I miss all this?

Oh, Fatty Ding-Dongs, it's sooooooooo ON. Catch up time.

EDIT - Quite pleased that 'Fatty Ding-Dongs' has stuck now. It's like 'Douche Canoe' all over again.
 
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Hey guys,
I'm on my coffee break, it's 9:15 am here, same time zone as Connor's.
Seems he's not here yet, probably sleeps through the mourning because he's lazy and has zero ambition.
So, what's he gonna do today?
 
Hey guys,
I'm on my coffee break, it's 9:15 am here, same time zone as Connor's.
Seems he's not here yet, probably sleeps through the mourning because he's lazy and has zero ambition.
So, what's he gonna do today?

Shit his pants and... *checks to see who we're talking about again*

Do nothing. Yeah.
 
What the fucking fuck did I miss...

Not much. Connor made a thread to document his progress, even though almost every person who commented on the thread told him that we won't praise him or be impressed until he makes some true progress and that he should let his actions speak instead of his words. Of course, we got the whole "I've really changed, I feel terrible for my past behavior, etc" schtick. Connor then posted a resume- which, to remind you, he had been putting off doing for weeks- which was hilariously awful and half-assed; it was literally something you could pump out in about two minutes. When Kiwis called him out on being so half-assed about improving his life and expecting praise for it, Connor threw a mini fit and left.

So yeah, you really didn't miss anything.
 
Not much. Connor made a thread to document his progress, even though almost every person who commented on the thread told him that we won't praise him or be impressed until he makes some true progress and that he should let his actions speak instead of his words. Of course, we got the whole "I've really changed, I feel terrible for my past behavior, etc" schtick. Connor then posted a resume- which, to remind you, he had been putting off doing for weeks- which was hilariously awful and half-assed; it was literally something you could pump out in about two minutes. When Kiwis called him out on being so half-assed about improving his life and expecting praise for it, Connor threw a mini fit and left.

So yeah, you really didn't miss anything.
It's sad how low my expectations are for the kid but him getting the resume done is major news. How hilariously shit it is being icing on the cake.
 
Now, maybe I'm just negative, but part of me feels like his whole "starting a new thread" thing was to get away from how it'd be just like all the other times he's done this in a poor attempt to look like he's serious his time... or to make it harder to use said other times/his own words against him.

Also, I'm still baffled that even after five freakin' years he can't answer basic questions about his characters. I'm sure most people here would be able to answer some if not all of them.
 
So, with the merging of Connor's random little asspat-seeking thread back into his main one (thanks, @Glaive ), it seems like a good place to start trying something new. Since the Jace boards are dead now, I'm stealing one of their rules and jury-rigging it for my own purposes:

  • Stop getting mad at Connor

Yes, it's fun to yell at him, yes, we've all done it, but we're almost 200 pages in so it's time to stop. Too many threads on the site are starting to become unofficial Free A-Logging Zones, and this is as good a place as any to nip it in the bud. From here on out, if you have something to add feel free to post. If you just want to call him a whiny fat faggot, though, the time for that has passed us by.
 
So, with the merging of Connor's random little asspat-seeking thread back into his main one (thanks, @Glaive ), it seems like a good place to start trying something new. Since the Jace boards are dead now, I'm stealing one of their rules and jury-rigging it for my own purposes:

  • Stop getting mad at Connor

Yes, it's fun to yell at him, yes, we've all done it, but we're almost 200 pages in so it's time to stop. Too many threads on the site are starting to become unofficial Free A-Logging Zones, and this is as good a place as any to nip it in the bud. From here on out, if you have something to add feel free to post. If you just want to call him a whiny fat faggot, though, the time for that has passed us by.

Sorry, he just frustrates me sometimes.

It's like he's playing that "The Floor is Lava" game that lots of people play as kids, except he's twenty one, and the lava is good life choices.
 
So, with the merging of Connor's random little asspat-seeking thread back into his main one (thanks, @Glaive ), it seems like a good place to start trying something new. Since the Jace boards are dead now, I'm stealing one of their rules and jury-rigging it for my own purposes:

  • Stop getting mad at Connor

Yes, it's fun to yell at him, yes, we've all done it, but we're almost 200 pages in so it's time to stop. Too many threads on the site are starting to become unofficial Free A-Logging Zones, and this is as good a place as any to nip it in the bud. From here on out, if you have something to add feel free to post. If you just want to call him a whiny fat faggot, though, the time for that has passed us by.
Can we at least still call him fatty ding dongs?
 
I apologize if I came off a little strong, but that thread of his set me off a tad.

I really do feel that if Connor is going to prove that's he's changing he needs to show up with something completed. By announcing your own intentions to people you're less likely to complete them than if you keep your goals to yourself. Connor wants the satisfaction without having to do anything to earn it.
 
I think we do need to clarify the difference between getting mad and getting annoyed, though. I agree that just calling Connor names isn't do anything, but when he keeps saying "guys I'm changing!" and we call him out and he admits he's barely trying, it's a little normal to get upset over that.
@Connor, a lot of us want to help, and even when you act like you're willing, you barely try. When we call you out, you snap at us. Half of this thread is people calling you a fat whiny faggot, sure, but the other half is people offering advice or ways to improve yourself. People are only getting upset at you because you don't care that we want to help you improve, and you keep showing how impervious you are to change.
 
@Connor , since you've been basically ignoring all my questions for you, I'm going to ask them in a matter you can understand.

Why do you continue to come back when you are basically laughed at?

Why are you so open about your problems with self love and fungus?

Why do you continue to practice self loathing when, in fact, it will get you nowhere with us?

I would have written all of these near my belly button, but all I have is a sharpee.
 
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