Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Rabbit Bones]

1:04:43: someone asks about kaepernick and how jack would react if the cowboys signed him
jack: "i call him pumpernickel....let me tell you why i don't like pumpernickel or kaepernick or whatever he's called this week...he's not a good player. i've seen him decline, he had one good year where he was somewhat ok."

Jack, you can just say you don't like uppity niggers. It's okay. The 8 smooth brains who watch you unironically agree. And we all know that's what you think anyway.

 

[Sev07]

I've eaten a ketogenic diet for a long time now. I'm not some trendy dieter I just lost a lot of weight doing it and it alleviated a lot of digestive issues I was having.

Jack says he's "half-keto". This is not a thing and it's annoying as shit to hear. You either eat so few carbs that you are in a state of ketosis or you don't.

Furthermore, if I have a "cheat day" then it will take me a good 3-4 days to get back into ketosis. This means that if Jack eats a gallon of sugary BBQ sauce on Monday, he doesn't magically go into ketosis when he wakes up.

If Jack was adhering to the diet you'd notice a significant difference but I get the impression that Jack cheats on his diet as much as Tammy cheats on him.

 

[desudesu]

I was kind of curious to see which video was made just before Fat Jack's stroke, and it's likely that it happened in the Cold Brew Coffee episode. I had to click through his old videos and narrow down simply by observing his right arm. Halfway through the coffee video, there's a cut to the next day when the cold brew coffee's ready and he's not using his right arm anymore. Also the next video after the coffee video, is his stroke announcement video. Here it is:

Also, right after the stroke announcement, you can see all the keto bullshit stuff appearing. Really shows his psyche. Morbidly fascinating.

 

[EvilDroid64]

I was kind of curious to see which video was made just before Fat Jack's stroke, and it's likely that it happened in the Cold Brew Coffee episode. I had to click through his old videos and narrow down simply by observing his right arm. Halfway through the coffee video, there's a cut to the next day when the cold brew coffee's ready and he's not using his right arm anymore. Also the next video after the coffee video, is his stroke announcement video. Here it is:

Also, right after the stroke announcement, you can see all the keto bullshit stuff appearing. Really shows his psyche. Morbidly fascinating.

He looks so much healthier in the beginning of this video than he does now.

 

[salmonellajack]

Would be so happy to see him on a fat shaming show like 600lb life.

 

[JackDavis]

I was kind of curious to see which video was made just before Fat Jack's stroke, and it's likely that it happened in the Cold Brew Coffee episode. I had to click through his old videos and narrow down simply by observing his right arm. Halfway through the coffee video, there's a cut to the next day when the cold brew coffee's ready and he's not using his right arm anymore. Also the next video after the coffee video, is his stroke announcement video. Here it is:

Also, right after the stroke announcement, you can see all the keto bullshit stuff appearing. Really shows his psyche. Morbidly fascinating.

I'm sorry. I posted this at least twice in this thread already but it disgusts me every time I'm reminded of it. The fucking salmonella ring just soaking in the tepid coffee water.
I would never put my hands into drinking water like this, I can't imagine someone elses hands (let alone Jack and his salmonella ring).

 

[Rod Dangerous]

That’s one hell of a good-looking thumbnail, Jack.

 

[captkrisma]

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That’s one hell of a good-looking thumbnail, Jack.

That stuffing looks like actual shit.

As for Jack's avoidance to go full keto for fear of diabetic coma, It's bullshit.

 

[Marissa Moira]

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That’s one hell of a good-looking thumbnail, Jack.

Makes me wonder if Jack is part of a similar sect like those Christians who play with snakes and drink turpentine to prove their faith, except Jack's sect eats raw meat and plays chicken with salmonella.

I mean there are some sects out there that still perform animal sacrifices, Jack's cooking could also be considered something along those lines.

 

[Dave Meltzer]

That stuffing looks like actual shit.

As for Jack's avoidance to go full keto for fear of diabetic coma, It's bullshit.

It is isn't bullshit. There is a real risk of going into a diabetic coma because of ketoacidosis. A person that is diligent can still go on the diet. They need to monitor their blood sugar levels and test their ketone levels frequently. For a person like Jack, that makes being lazy a core part of his identity, that kind of commitment isn't very likely.

 

[Bumwine]

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That’s one hell of a good-looking thumbnail, Jack.

That stuffing looks like a rotten tumor and probably taste the same

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Is going half keto even a thing? Isn't the whole point to put your body in the state of ketosis so it burns its own fat? Otherwise you're just cutting back on the carbs, and Jack needs a far more radical change in diet than that to lose weight.

The pound or few of weight Jack probably fluctuates between doctor visits is negligible. This guy I know dropped 140 lbs the last year simply from cutting out the booze, eating healthy and sensibly, and walking daily. If he went "half keto" he probably wouldn't see age 50. Jack is a walking corpse unless he makes drastic changes. But he's an idiot, so nice laughing at you Jack!

You've been a member for four years and you didn't think it might be a bad idea to post photos of one of your friends? Use yo head nigga

 

[Buck Mullet]

You've been a member for four years and you didn't think it might be a bad idea to post photos of one of your friends? Use yo head nigga

It's an online friend, a semi-public figure who's dealt with internet harrassment and doxing already. No worries. Just wanted to share what real weight loss progress looked like in case Fat Jack lurks here at all.

 

[captkrisma]

It is isn't bullshit. There is a real risk of going into a diabetic coma because of ketoacidosis. A person that is diligent can still go on the diet. They need to monitor their blood sugar levels and test their ketone levels frequently. For a person like Jack, that makes being lazy a core part of his identity, that kind of commitment isn't very likely.

Eh...for people with type 1 diabetes, the keto diet isn't recommended, basically for the reasons you stated, but let's be real: Jack doesn't have type 1. There have been several studies showing that ketoacidosis reduced the overall need for insulin injections. I do agree, however, that Jack would be too lazy to monitor his levels and he'd end up killing himself. (Faster than he's already doing).

 

[AnOminous]

Eh...for people with type 1 diabetes, the keto diet isn't recommended, basically for the reasons you stated, but let's be real: Jack doesn't have type 1. There have been several studies showing that ketoacidosis reduced the overall need for insulin injections. I do agree, however, that Jack would be too lazy to monitor his levels and he'd end up killing himself. (Faster than he's already doing).

He's unkillable. The wendigo just keeps taking away parts of his body. Eventually he will be nothing but a gargling, gobbling mouth consuming endless amounts of charred, yet raw meat at all times.

 

[Zero fks to give]

How did he ever get that God awful sauce shelf space in Whole Foods?
Was he that big a YouTube deal back then?

Whole Foods Market

Jack Scalfani takes a trip to Whole Foods Market to show you the best of all supermarkets. See his sauces at: http://TheBestSauces.com link for Jack's HOW TO...

youtu.be

 

[AnOminous]

How did he ever get that God awful sauce shelf space in Whole Foods?
Was he that big a YouTube deal back then?

Whole Foods Market

Jack Scalfani takes a trip to Whole Foods Market to show you the best of all supermarkets. See his sauces at: http://TheBestSauces.com link for Jack's HOW TO...

youtu.be

Whole Foods sometimes puts aside some space for local products. He probably slithered in under the guise of that.

 

[Hapyro720]

He keeps talking about how small it is. Its pretty bad

 

[Marissa Moira]

He keeps talking about how small it is. Its pretty bad

I wonder if his mind would be blown if he realized that SD cards are just modern day floppy disks?

I wonder if he even knows what a floppy is other than his arm.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

He's unkillable. The wendigo just keeps taking away parts of his body. Eventually he will be nothing but a gargling, gobbling mouth consuming endless amounts of charred, yet raw meat at all times.

So you're saying he becomes the Sarlacc pit in Return of the Jedi?