Inactive Gwen Hartley & The Hartley Hooligans - Attention Seeking Horrorshow Mom of Two Dead Gremlins & Finally Free Human Son

[Peaches Demure]

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This is one of the most disturbing photos of Gwen with Lola that I've ever seen. It's the way she's casually posed with this chipper smile on her face while Lola is literally dying in a hospital bed. Gwen with her fake spray tan behaves like she's on vacation to some exotic location posing next to a historical landmark or something. Everything about it is just so outlandish and creepy. Holy shit.

 

[Meddle92]

This is one of the most disturbing photos of Gwen with Lola that I've ever seen. It's the way she's casually posed with this chipper smile on her face while Lola is literally dying in a hospital bed. Gwen with her fake spray tan behaves like she's on vacation to some exotic location posing next to a historical landmark or something. Everything about it is just so outlandish and creepy. Holy shit.

Its also the first time lolas eyeballs were looking in the same direction. That could actually be interpreted as a bad sign I noticed that after the first hospitalization around the potatos expiration date it’s eyes started looking in tge same direction and it’s shoulder totally fell out of it’s socket.... I can only imagine that it had one hell of a seizure and came out totally frazzled and fucked up. Probably had some type of catastrophic megaseizure and really damaged the small amount of brains it had left. If you look at the cheddar gobbo around the time of it’s death it was more hunched over than ever and it’s eyes already looked dead.

 

[EternalEngagement]

Would the cost of the g-tube procedures be covered by the state?

 

[Non-Expert!]

Regardless of where you fall, I can't understand why someone is upset strangers are posting on a website they CHOOSE to go to.

No one is making you open the Hartley thread nigga

Uh oh ... what if ...

What if ...

Some forum members (aka "niggas") are locked in a trailer in Wyoming, guarded by electric razor wire and 15 rabid put bulls, with high speed internet and the Hartley thread on repeat ...

What if ...

Somebody IS forcing them to open the dreaded thread ....

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Uh oh ... what if ...

What if ...

Some forum members (aka "niggas") are locked in a trailer in Wyoming, guarded by electric razor wire and 15 rabid put bulls, with high speed internet and the Hartley thread on repeat ...

What if ...

Somebody IS forcing them to open the dreaded thread ....

If you need rescue send me your GPS coordinates. I hate pitbulls.

 

[Meddle92]

Uh oh ... what if ...

What if ...

Some forum members (aka "niggas") are locked in a trailer in Wyoming, guarded by electric razor wire and 15 rabid put bulls, with high speed internet and the Hartley thread on repeat ...

What if ...

Somebody IS forcing them to open the dreaded thread ....

Hooligan thread haters IRL

“Look see they are talking shit about me dammit!!!!”

 

[Punkinsplice]

It was my dog, Lola, not me I swear!
Edit to add:

Are you newfags going to actually give us some content?

That is an excellent question.

The answer is, probably not.

No, I wasn't planning to, obviously. Sorry for shitposting.

 

[JaneThough]

Are you newfags going to actually give us some content?

 

[Ensign Faggot]

Are you newfags going to actually give us some content?

Seriously, this isn't ytt or pull. Need a little more effort on the farms. gas all newfags

 

[Non-Expert!]

Are you newfags going to actually give us some content?

That is an excellent question.

The answer is, probably not.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Yea there are a whole bunch of people actually making jackson buell content that is 10 times more offensive than the hartley cheddar goblin content the following is incestuous but also alot bigger on the buell side. I really dont understand why the buell thread doesnt get any attention at their peak the buells were so much more terrible and they made alot more videos. Im just guessing its that “soul connection” gwen keeps talking about that the hartley sisters have and poor ol jaxon doesnt. Sorry little boy buell but the hartley potato goblins have soul and you don’t. Its true oh its true: Nothing is better than cheddar!!
Lola was a cheese factory she constantly threw up cheesy goatmilk half digested and coated in her intestinal bacteria and stomach enzymes. Thats some really healthy cheese!!! Its one of the seven wonders of the world after all of maybe one of the seven most disgusting bacterias either way lola was a miracle worker. I’d love to see the average man somehow live 13 years on nothing but a handful of melon sugars and indigestible goat tard cum. Truly though we need like a couple thousand lolas and we could create a really expensive fine cheese brand made only from the finest organic goat tard cum and perfectly refined in a melon fed cheddar goblins intestinal tract. Sounds fucking capital if you ask me. Gwen didnt actually know she had the goose that laid golden eggs this could of been a bigger snob hit than cow tongues peacock and kopi coffee. Just imagine being the snob who gets to taste only the finest goblin refined goat cheese on planet earth! The fact of the matter is when it comes to rich people tge weirder and more exotic and rare the food is the better. What could be more exotic than lola hartley feta cheese refined in a one and only melon fed asparagine synthetase deficient digestive tract. You have the rarest goat cheese ever produced with a subtle hint of melon all produced inside the stomach of a living goblin! Rich gourmets would cream themselves.

Jaxon was really a potato flash in the pan. He started off with a bang, no head, seizures and super-grifter white trash parents milking the potato for everything they could...but after that first year or so things got quiet. Once Jaxon got to toddler size seeing him lie there like a seizing lump of coal didn’t make for good pro-life content.

The parents divorced. Mom keeps the spud off of SM except for the rare occasional photo on FB. DUI Dad apparently still has the balls to keep grifting money from the pro-life speaking circuit even though he only visits Jaxon a few times a year. Mom now has a cute new baby with a brain.

But Gwen? Gwen kept the content flowing for a decade and had two potatoes. There’s really no comparison. Jaxon was never a contender for the Hartleys’,purchased at Pet Smart, crowns.

 

[Meddle92]

Jaxon was really a potato flash in the pan. He started off with a bang, no head, seizures and super-grifter white trash parents jerking off the potato for everything they could...but after that first year or so things got quiet. Once Jaxon got to toddler size seeing him lie there like a seizing lump of coal didn’t make for good pro-life content.

The parents divorced. Mom keeps the spud off of SM except for the rare occasional photo on FB. DUI Dad apparently still has the balls to keep grifting money from the pro-life speaking circuit even though he only visits Jaxon a few times a year. Mom now has a cute new baby with a brain.

But Gwen? Gwen kept the content flowing for a decade and had two potatoes. There’s really no comparison. Jaxon was never a contender for the Hartleys’,purchased at Pet Smart, crowns.

Purchased at pet smart crowns!!! Fucking brilliant! I can’t wait to see the “Hartley Hooligans 2: The New Batch” idk why but I have such a strong feeling that gwen needs a new playtoy I think she’s legit going to kill herself without having goblins around. I actually think her facebook postings are filled with crypto messages about having more kids. First there was a post about feeling like a broken chair?? Weird then mad lola baby pictures..... She’s practically advertising it. She’s trying to have a new goblin litter. She is posting alot more frequently actually since lola died than the last couple months she was actually alive(probably because at the end of pockeys life she was getting very noticeably “afflicted” with the crazy googly eyes the dislocations and the oxygen)
I was reading some of the comments from her top followers and they are dropping these weird hints “lola is going to make her presence known very soon” all kinds of weird things also some followers were dropping hints on the broken chair post and the lola baby picture post about sex.... these are also people who dm gwen and actually talk to her.

One thing I find really sickening about gwens followers is that they are literally prostrating themselves for gwen. There are boatloads of comments like “I experienced this when my grandson died but It was not as bad as what you are going through” now I cant tell if this is the potato mom circles way of throwing shade or if they are just prostrating and demeaning themselves for potato queen gwen. Either way it’s pretty sickening.

 

[Azafran90]

Hartleys’,purchased at Pet Smart, crowns.

Imagine being a sassy teenager and having your crown being bought at a fucking pet shop, like a goddamned chihuahua.

But back on the sentience/humanity debate, there's a video out there where Claire is being held by a stranger were she actually seems to look at him and be freaked out, she even seems to move away a little like a toddler would do.

...and while searching for that video I found this, wtf am I watching?

 

[John Merston]

Jaxon was really a potato flash in the pan. He started off with a bang, no head, seizures and super-grifter white trash parents jerking off the potato for everything they could...but after that first year or so things got quiet. Once Jaxon got to toddler size seeing him lie there like a seizing lump of coal didn’t make for good pro-life content.

The parents divorced. Mom keeps the spud off of SM except for the rare occasional photo on FB. DUI Dad apparently still has the balls to keep grifting money from the pro-life speaking circuit even though he only visits Jaxon a few times a year. Mom now has a cute new baby with a brain.

But Gwen? Gwen kept the content flowing for a decade and had two potatoes. There’s really no comparison. Jaxon was never a contender for the Hartleys’,purchased at Pet Smart, crowns.

Didn't the Buells claim that their spud was actually hitting all the normal developmental milestones? I guess that's why they ended up disappearing from the spotlight-once the initial barrage of fawning stories ended and it became clear that Jaxon was hitting no milestones whatsoever, they had no choice but to slink away.

Another thing: if you google "Asparagine synthetase deficiency", you at least get a few results besides the Hartley Hooligans. By contrast, if you google "microhydranencephaly", it's basically 100% Jaxon, as if the Buells invented the term themselves to explain their son's condition.

 

[Or Else What]

One thing I find really sickening about gwens followers is that they are literally prostrating themselves for gwen.

Prone tuber-acolytes. Pics or it literally never happened.

 

[Non-Expert!]

Didn't the Buells claim that their spud was actually hitting all the normal developmental milestones? I guess that's why they ended up disappearing from the spotlight-once the initial barrage of fawning stories ended and it became clear that Jaxon was hitting no milestones whatsoever, they had no choice but to slink away.

Another thing: if you google "Asparagine synthetase deficiency", you at least get a few results besides the Hartley Hooligans. By contrast, if you google "microhydranencephaly", it's basically 100% Jaxon, as if the Buells invented the term themselves to explain their son's condition.

With the Buellshitters it was a lot of performance art and smoke and mirrors, but that fell apart at about the time when Brittany put her wedding set up for sale.

So much for that.

Seems like girlfriend found a real man and he has given her a healthy daughter and put a genuine smile on her face.

 

[Meddle92]

Prone tuber-acolytes. Pics or it literally never happened.

Nah they arent really bowing but here is just one example of how mental her followers are
“I lost a baby grandson with actual potential but it’s nothing compared to what you are going through”
Yea because a forever baby with a decaying brain that lives on a handful of melons for nutrition’s death is so fucking shocking. Noone could of saw lola dying noone!!


If you look at the other asparagine deficient kids they look like they are failing to thrive but none of them are even close to the level of disability and malnourishment that claire and lola suffered from.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Imagine being a sassy teenager and having your crown being bought at a fucking pet shop, like a goddamned chihuahua.

But back on the sentience/humanity debate, there's a video out there where Claire is being held by a stranger were she actually seems to look at him and be freaked out, she even seems to move away a little like a toddler would do.

...and while searching for that video I found this, wtf am I watching?

Thanks to YT suggestions from that channel (it always suggest videos by Special Books for Special Kids lol)

I ended up down a rabbit hole. I discovered there is a syndrome called Beare–Stevenson thanks to SBSK and from there I discovered there is such a thing as an ectopic anus. You can be born with an asshole in the middle of your chest. Seriously.

Oh yes, I found pics, but I’m even going to spoiler the link.

Spoiler

Scroll and Click on second image if you really want to see.
http://www.ijpd.in/article.asp?issn...JPaediatrDermatol_2015_16_2_114_152124_f2.jpg

 

[Or Else What]

Nah they arent really bowing but here is just one example of how mental her followers are
“I lost a baby grandson with actual potential but it’s nothing compared to what you are going through”
Yea because a forever baby with a decaying brain that lives on a handful of melons for nutrition’s death is so fucking shocking. Noone could of saw lola dying noone!!
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That "nah not realee dint know words meanings lol but here lookit dis!" misdirection does not succeed in deflecting from yet another of your hyperbolic word-wanks. Whether 100 letters or 100 lines, you continue to stink up this thread like a pissy pup. Trying to lick face afterwards does not save the rug. Go make a Hartley Myspace shrine or something.

 

[Non-Expert!]

Would the cost of the g-tube procedures be covered by the state?

Yes. And there are legalities about placing one. And when to not place one or remove one.