Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

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  • Sometime in 2025

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  • Sometime in 2026

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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Aaway said:
this gem came up on my recommended videos


first of all, this fucking moron doesn't bother to spray the mats with oil. its also obvious his grill is not level (which causes his egg to run off into the grill lol) and he may have even placed the mats on the grill upside down. if you want classic jack incompetence this is the video to watch
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Im a really immature idiot, but imagine being a literal boomer in your 50s or something that owns a fart gun.

I take it back, he looks exact;ly like the type of guy to own a fart gun. Its probably the only thing he got from Bed Bath and Beyond that he didnt return. He saw it while standing in line with Tammy when she was buying her hitachi massager wand™, and because he was a good boy who did his homework, she let him get it as a treat since he was begging for it.

I clicked because of your recommendation and wanted to see Jack fuck up cracking an egg and have it spill off into his charcoal grill but the dude has a fart segment in the first 20 seconds of the video.

I get owning stupid toys, I have one of those cat paw things where you pull the trigger and it makes a noise and paws at stuff, but dude this is supposed to be your professional big boy youtube channel.
 
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Fresh out of the oven: more idiotic product reviews of Jack’s top 10 kitchen gadgets

 
Religion is Dead said:
Has a stand mixer in the thumbnail, does not actually have a stand mixer in his top ten.
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He must be stealing thumbnails again. I'm actually relieved that he doesn't own a stand mixer because I love mine to bits, and for some silly reason I'd feel kind of dirty about owning one by association.

That said, a stand mixer is a fantastic workhorse to have in the kitchen and a it's worthwhile investment if you really enjoy cooking. I use mine all the time for mixing baked goods, kneading dough, grinding meat, and making sausages. It's also great for shredding big batches of meat and mashing potatoes.
 
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Aaway said:
today's live chat. complete snoozefest aside from a couple gems

59:30: someone asks jack about why he doesn't eat keto food during his restaurant reviews
jack: "i try to lean keto, if i'm trying french fries i try one french fry and i give away the rest.... but i try to eat somewhat healthy...low carb...i lean that way. i can't go full keto...my doctor warned me against it because i could go into a diabetic coma."

1:04:43: someone asks about kaepernick and how jack would react if the cowboys signed him
jack: "i call him pumpernickel....let me tell you why i don't like pumpernickel or kaepernick or whatever he's called this week...he's not a good player. i've seen him decline, he had one good year where he was somewhat ok."
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He sperged out near the beginning about how he's not turning comments on his videos to protect the children, then forgot to disable comments on this video.
 
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Ndnd said:
He must be stealing thumbnails again. I'm actually relieved that he doesn't own a stand mixer because I love mine to bits, and for some silly reason I'd feel kind of dirty about owning one by association.

That said, a stand mixer is a fantastic workhorse to have in the kitchen and a it's worthwhile investment if you really enjoy cooking. I use mine all the time for mixing baked goods, kneading dough, grinding meat, and making sausages. It's also great for shredding big batches of meat and mashing potatoes.
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He does have one. He just never uses it since he made ice cream with it.
 
desu91 said:
It's infuriating and disgusting to still see hyperconsumer Jack attempting to use his dead arm to support or "hold" onto things. Lmao at 1:26 he's really going with the new "hurt hand" narrative.
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I tend to get angrier that he tends to just take these back to the store, lying about flaws or demanding they get taken back and costing the store a lot of money.

Like at this point he's lucky he buys so much food at them that he still makes them money, since I'd be tempted to ban him if I was the manager and I wasn't aware of how much fatty eats.

And don't feel bad if Fat Jack owns a thing you use. I for example have a magic bullet miniblender that I use sometimes to dice up dried spices or for other purposes. I don't get offended, I instead laugh when the stupid caveman nearly breaks it twice in ten minutes and blames it for his shit tier cooking.
 
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Won't put links to the websites he steals recipes from.
Will put Amazon affiliate links to every single one of these items. How convenient that every item was available on Amazon.

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