Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

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Because getting involved with goonettes has worked so well for Lowtax in the past.
 
It's pretty funny reading the goon comments supporting Lowtax when the constant references to "the kids" make it abundantly clear that goons haven't bothered to read what's going on and/or don't even know enough about Lowtax to know that he has only one child with Ashli.

These people pay to use a forum in 2019. Being inteligent is the last thing I expect of them.
 
He's protected his account. I have it loaded back through August on the only computer around. Phoneposting is so gay. Fireshot is shitting out, but I'll do my best to get something else unless better autists than myself have it covered.
He has pictures of his kids and family and shit on there, not a good idea to be white knighting Ashli Kyanka here of all places with an account that has personal shit on it @NavyGuzzler

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Because getting involved with goonettes has worked so well for Lowtax in the past.

God I fucking hope this is legit, this is too funny
 
Is there an updated explanation about lowtax being a lolcow? Last I heard about him was the Shmorky stuff which made me see him as sympathetic for dropping that juicy lore. Basically what's the 2-3 sentence version of what he's been up to since then because the OP is way out of date.
 
He has pictures of his kids and family and shit on there, not a good idea to be white knighting Ashli Kyanka here of all places with an account that has personal shit on it @NavyGuzzler



God I fucking hope this is legit, this is too funny
He got the attention he wanted. Fireshot crapped out on my first attempt and Firefox has a pathetic px cap on it's built in capping software. Other extension are saying they need to reload tabs to work and I don't want to lose it. Trying to figure out a solution. I can't leave it open here forever either.

edit. I got one going. Will upload when it's done.
 
He's protected his account. I have it loaded back through August on the only computer around. Phoneposting is so gay. Fireshot is shitting out, but I'll do my best to get something else unless better autists than myself have it covered.
He got the attention he wanted. Fireshot crapped out on my first attempt and Firefox has a pathetic px cap on it's built in capping software. Other extension are saying they need to reload tabs to work and I don't want to lose it. Trying to figure out a solution. I can't leave it open here forever either.

I had a tab too. It was all star trek and DnD and bitching about trump and nazis LOL. Tried to screenshot it but (((Mozilla)))'s superior browsing solution crashed immediately.
What the fuck compelled him to post here?

If you're using Mozilla you can screenshot page elements in the inspector with right click and selecting "screenshot node" (works in seamonkey too).
Try only screenshoting the timeline (id=timeline or id=stream) to save memory.
 
Is there an updated explanation about lowtax being a lolcow? Last I heard about him was the Shmorky stuff which made me see him as sympathetic for dropping that juicy lore. Basically what's the 2-3 sentence version of what he's been up to since then because the OP is way out of date.

Basically he is extremely lazy and let the (once good) website rot through his laziness, he's a drunk pill popping unemployed dad with no degree or career prospects outside of his dying 20 year old forum. He had tons of opportunities fall in his lap with SA and he never took it anywhere - once SA manages to fully die off he will have to get a job at Burger King. He claims to be broke due to paying for the forums, child support, spinal surgery, and now this, but he has a Patreon bringing in 10k a month. He's not the biggest lolcow out there but he's definitely a fuckup. The forum is run by trannies and SJWs now who ban people for wrongthink or for posting stuff that used to be 100% acceptable which has driven most of the original people out.
 
Isn't this like his second divorce? He must be a really shitty person to be with.

I dunno. My mom was married twice before she met my dad. They stayed married for about 25 years, and it ended with her death. The lesson she taught me is to not be compulsive.

In any event, he should probably stop shooting his autistic seed into women until he fixes his fucked up life.
 
so wait, this means another alimony payment. and lowtax apparently can't find a lawyer for shit, so it'll probably be massive.

is it coming? a time where rich gets so destitute he sells SA? or will goons forgo their SSI payments yet again?

either way, lowtax's suffering has a very nice bouquet to it. like failure, middle age, and mangos.

edit:trim that image homie, it's like 90% irrelevant garbage
 
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