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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 125 13.1%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.7%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 528 55.3%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 228 23.9%
  • Total voters
    954
Connor said:
Well, I came to the realization I'm really fucking lazy, if that can be considered one. Like, really fucking lazy. Super-lethargic. Like the most inert, inactive motherfucker that ever lived.

In the next ten years, I'll have some things published, get a teaching job at an elementary school, get laid, have a girlfriend...
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Connor, I'm glad to see that you're doing the round-robin with @Meowthkip. She won't steer you wrong. Please remember that who you'll be in ten years is an amalgamation of what you do everyday in the intervening years. You can still do this.

Happy writing.
 
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Hellblazer said:
So, with the merging of Connor's random little asspat-seeking thread back into his main one (thanks, @Glaive ), it seems like a good place to start trying something new. Since the Jace boards are dead now, I'm stealing one of their rules and jury-rigging it for my own purposes:

  • Stop getting mad at Connor

Yes, it's fun to yell at him, yes, we've all done it, but we're almost 200 pages in so it's time to stop. Too many threads on the site are starting to become unofficial Free A-Logging Zones, and this is as good a place as any to nip it in the bud. From here on out, if you have something to add feel free to post. If you just want to call him a whiny fat faggot, though, the time for that has passed us by.
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Aww did I offend your autistic sensibilities?
 
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Nirxsachit said:
Aww did I offend your autistic sensibilities?
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I think @Hellblazer is just saying that a few hundred pages of "You suck, lul" gets kinda dull after a while. Though if you want to talk shit about someone who really deserves it, I'd like to invite you to the Holden thread. Can't ever talk enough shit about Holden.
 
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Okay so, update on the Round Robin.

Rules are we're doing a paragraph each (or the equivalent of a paragraph if we get into dialog, I guess), and we've had four exchanges so far, with Connor starting. Connor initially went about it with an almost sarcastic start, but I decided to try and make things interesting by quickly establishing some intrigue. Connor already seems to be veering off track, but hopefully I can steer him in a direction that will actually encourage him to have, like, a plot.

I'm thinking I'll refrain from posting the whole thing until it's done.
 
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This is the most blunt and honest we've ever seen Connor. No fishing for sympathy, just the straight realization of where he is in life and where he strives to be. You all may have actually gotten through to him and I think we should give him a chance instead of putting him down and see how well he can do. As for the laziness and being inactive, try this. Buy a light dumbell and do as many curls as you can with both arms, and then do as many push ups as you can. Do that once every morning or once every night before bed. You will feel a lot more confident and energetic after one week of this.
 
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Shiala said:
Yay, I'm glad. I was hoping you'd hold off until it's finished.

I admit I'm intrigued and want to see the progress, but if it's posted here I can see Connor getting cold feet and dropping it in a nanosecond.
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It probably is best to leave it until it's done, you're right. I'm just glad he's trying something.

If he starts backsliding @Meowthkip, let us know won't you?
 
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@Connor , I might be a fucking idiot for saying this, especially in spite of my previous post. Kiwis forgive me.

But. . . . what would happen if you gave up the media bullshit for a week. Do you think you could do it.

I'm sure you've heard "The medium is the message"; the creed of semiotic analysis. So, what would happen if you ditched that bullshit wholesale? Honest question. I ain't even gonna try to predict your answer.
 
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MysticMisty said:
I remember liking the movie, although it's been years since I've last seen it. The book however, I've never read. Sorry.
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Sorry, I guess I was a bit unclear.

It was mostly directed to Connor, but agreeing with you idea about actually reading a book in its entirety.
 
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