Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

Yeah, what the hell was that? is the rest of his body getting paralyzed too?

It almost looks like his right leg was also affected by his stroke. OTO

Is it possible he had another stroke and hid it because he knew people would mock him for refusing to diet? He is a blatant liar after all.

A micro-stroke, maybe? (if that's even a thing).

They are like beasts

View attachment 1027565
View attachment 1027566
View attachment 1027567

Why do they have to stick their tongues out??

Because they're pigs disguising as humans, that's why.

 

[Adamska]

It almost looks like his right leg was also affected by his stroke. OTO


A micro-stroke, maybe? (if that's even a thing).


Because they're pigs disguising as humans, that's why.

Microstrokes do exist, but they only last a day or so (they're more known as Transient Ischemic Attacks). I think he might have had a second one he's hiding to avoid having to acknowledge the fact his diet ain't working. Either that or the stroke took that partially too but he hid it until he chose to film himself watching.

 

[Fatafata]

Hasn't he been uploading too many videos, including his weekly chat sessions to hide it?

We saw in Charles bbq video his attempt to walk. That was back in july? I think jack has pretty much given up on the inside of any hope of recovering.

I don't know if was funny or sad, but the moment there is a cut in the video is when tammy says to jack "so what are you getting?"

 

[FemalePresident]

A shame his latest Pizza Wars Tour turned out to be a fiasco

 

[Marissa Moira]

Jack is shit at reviewing:

Another Boomer further explores the mall that Jack was in:

Reviewbrah literally just reviewed Chicken and Waffles:

both videos are better than Jack's crapfest.

 

[captkrisma]

"For you; The Thanksgiving day Jack Scalfani graced your village was the most important Thanksgiving day of your life. But for me... it was Thursday."

 

[Zero fks to give]

I've talked with several (5 if it matters) medics recently about Jack's diet and causes for strokes. Mind you, they are not dietitians, but medics that want to be in the medical field after their time in the military. They vary in age and rank from E-3 up to E-7.

Each one said that Jack's stroke was caused by blockage from a wildly poor diet. Sugar and energy drinks play a factor, but it isn't going to be the main cause.

5?? Getting a little obsessed with Jack?

 

[captkrisma]

5?? Getting a little obsessed with Jack?

It's more like we have nothing to do during SRP while waiting for S1 to do their job. I watch a video and guys start asking about Jack and the horrors he makes.

 

[irishAzoth]

5?? Getting a little obsessed with Jack?

One for each stroke he'll get before he dies

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

"For you; The Thanksgiving day Jack Scalfani graced your village was the most important Thanksgiving day of your life. But for me... it was Thursday."

I understood that reference.

 

[SmileyTimeDayCare]

Fresh out of the oven: more idiotic product reviews of Jack’s top 10 kitchen gadgets

This wigga can't make a decent cooking video but he can make a 16 minute shill-a-thon. I ain't watching that shit.

Won't put links to the websites he steals recipes from.
Will put Amazon affiliate links to every single one of these items. How convenient that every item was available on Amazon.

View attachment 1025984
View attachment 1025991

I wonder if he managed one sale.

How very christian. I would have pegged them for the fake $100 with bible verse types.

If you can't tip 20% you should stick to McDonald's. Unless someone really fucks up that's my baseline. Even in places where tipping isn't a thing I tip.

 

[Adamska]

If you can't tip 20% you should stick to McDonald's. Unless someone really fucks up that's my baseline. Even in places where tipping isn't a thing I tip.

Mine's 15% for a baseline. If you're above and beyond, you get 20%. If you were kind of bad but earnest, 10%. Cunt staff (which do exist) just get a penny since that's more insulting than if I didn't tip.

If Jack was my chef or waiter, he'd only be tipped in pennies.

 

[Anal birth]

I wonder if he managed one sale.

Surely its against youtube TOS to not disclose that he intends to profit off it? Especially seeing as he presents it as him helping you out. I was under the impression that you are required to state these kinds of things

 

[SmileyTimeDayCare]

Mine's 15% for a baseline. If you're above and beyond, you get 20%. If you were kind of bad but earnest, 10%. Cunt staff (which do exist) just get a penny since that's more insulting than if I didn't tip.

If Jack was my chef or waiter, he'd only be tipped in pennies.

Honestly 15% is fine. It is the standard as far as I know. I tip 20% because when I was a kid I waited tables and delivered pizza to survive so that influences me pretty heavily.

 

[a bootiful jung woman]

I wonder if he managed one sale.

He doesn't even need to, since the next item/s you buy from Amazon after visiting one of his links will give him affiliate money - no matter what it is.

 

[SmileyTimeDayCare]

He doesn't even need to, since the next item/s you buy from Amazon after visiting one of his links will give him affiliate money - no matter what it is.

Is anyone buying food poisoning these days?

 

[Sundae]

Compare Jack:

To Pitmaster X, someone who not only actually knows how to cook, but genuinely enjoys it:

The difference is like night and day.

 

[AnOminous]

Compare Jack:

How could he never have used a glass baking pan before. It's the most basic bitch cooking implement. You bake casseroles in that. Americans cook casseroles all the fucking time. How can you even be American and never have made potatoes au gratin or brownies or any of these basic things?

 

[a bootiful jung woman]

How can you even be American and never have made potatoes au gratin or brownies or any of these basic things?

None of these things contain raw meat though.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

8. Avocado Tool is my favorite. I've never had a problem opening Avocados with a knife and a spoon.

Me either, but then I've never done it with one dead arm.