Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Rod Dangerous]

Jack potentially defames another business; the business immediately fires back.



Did MeGs Maid Service (Facebook) post photos of Jack and Tammy’s filthy home? Did Jack out himself given his review’s content and the cleaning service’s most recent cleaning-related update?

Spoiler: Speculation

 

[breadandcircuses]

There's like a million other youtubers that cover food that offer some kind of entertainment.

Whether it's the human freak show that is Joey's World Tour, the insight of Daym Drops and that old white guy that eats in his car, the wholesomeness of Reviewbrah, all the way to actual people that cook on youtube from weird canadian vietnamese Quang Tran (who despite being meathead Ricegum knows what he's doing), Chef John, Babish, Adam Ragusea (the I don't do [typical thing], I do [atypical thing that's a bit more complicated] guy, Guga, etc.

I wouldn't even say that Jack is in the same quote unquote industry with these guys. He's not even very good at the one thing he's good at, lazy recipes for football games. The only thing he's made that didn't make me gag is probably the hasselback cheesy garlic bread. Everything else is failure ontop of failure with an added dash of eugh.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

None of these things contain raw meat though.

Don't give Jack any ideas.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Jack potentially defames another business; the business immediately fires back.

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Did MeGs Maid Service (Facebook) post photos of Jack and Tammy’s filthy home? Did Jack out himself given his review’s content and the cleaning service’s most recent cleaning-related update?

Spoiler: Speculation

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That would line up, Jack probably pisses all over the floor because he can't locate his chode with his one good arm.

 

[Buck Mullet]

Yeah I'm really shocked to see someone has a toilet in their home, what an invasion of privacy.

 

[Trig.Point]

Jack is shit at reviewing:

Another Boomer further explores the mall that Jack was in:

Reviewbrah literally just reviewed Chicken and Waffles:

both videos are better than Jack's crapfest.

This thread is at it's best when posters get what Jack aspires to be, and repost creators that actually achieve it.

 

[AnOminous]

Yeah I'm really shocked to see someone has a toilet in their home, what an invasion of privacy.

If it's his it's shocking it isn't broken or some kind of special fat fuck toilet designed not to break under heavy loads.

The place he libeled claimed he isn't even a customer, though.

 

[EvilDroid64]

If they posted pictures of his house without permission, I'm with Jack on this one. I don't want pictures of my house online anywhere, even if my toilet is sparkling clean and brand new.

 

[FemalePresident]

I think there's a chance Jack reviewed the wrong company.

 

[Chamulum]

There's like a million other youtubers that cover food that offer some kind of entertainment.

Whether it's the human freak show that is Joey's World Tour, the insight of Daym Drops and that old white guy that eats in his car, the wholesomeness of Reviewbrah, all the way to actual people that cook on youtube from weird canadian vietnamese Quang Tran (who despite being meathead Ricegum knows what he's doing), Chef John, Babish, Adam Ragusea (the I don't do [typical thing], I do [atypical thing that's a bit more complicated] guy, Guga, etc.

I wouldn't even say that Jack is in the same quote unquote industry with these guys. He's not even very good at the one thing he's good at, lazy recipes for football games. The only thing he's made that didn't make me gag is probably the hasselback cheesy garlic bread. Everything else is failure ontop of failure with an added dash of eugh.

It brings the question to why he's so lazy. While I understand the appeal in a lazy or 5 minute recipes, you genuinely can't have a really long career on the sole fact that you can barely cook food correctly.

Switching the camera off, he says that sometimes viewers ask why he doesn’t use more fresh produce.

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“Fresh? Really? That’s a half-hour more I could be playing video games.”

Food Network: It doesn’t appeal to your Walmart customer. But I do. And someday they’re going to realize that.

There's a reason why no one appeals to Walmart customers Jack. They lack basic cooking skills or have no idea or interest in cooking things way above their skill level. Because let's be real here, there was no way Jack would've kept his original momentum going past 2009-2011.

 

[FemalePresident]

But how lazy can someone be? I follow a cowboy's cooking channel on youtube, and he makes cowboy recipes and the like... and it's not rocket science. I mean, he has very good and simple recipes. And Jack is not even on his level.

 

[Shabobus]

But how lazy can someone be? I follow a cowboy's cooking channel on youtube, and he makes cowboy recipes and the like... and it's not rocket science. I mean, he has very good and simple recipes. And Jack is not even on his level.

Jack is a poisonous combination of laziness, stupidity, and arrogance. He's too lazy to learn anything, and he believes he's so good that he doesn't need to anyway.

 

[AnOminous]

But how lazy can someone be? I follow a cowboy's cooking channel on youtube, and he makes cowboy recipes and the like... and it's not rocket science. I mean, he has very good and simple recipes. And Jack is not even on his level.

You mean Kent Rollins? He's pretty cool.

He does better with the kind of shit that would be used on the trail in the 19th Century than Jack does in a modern kitchen with every gadget that can be ordered online. Like Beef Wellington.

It's even "lazy man's" although he just calls it easy. Because he isn't retarded like Jack.

 

[Shambler]

It's even "lazy man's" although he just calls it easy. Because he isn't exceptional like Jack.

hey isn't knife aid that company jack sent his 2 dollar knives into?

 

[Scented Candle]

It brings the question to why he's so lazy. While I understand the appeal in a lazy or 5 minute recipes, you genuinely can't have a really long career on the sole fact that you can barely cook food correctly.

Switching the camera off, he says that sometimes viewers ask why he doesn’t use more fresh produce.

​

“Fresh? Really? That’s a half-hour more I could be playing video games.”

Food Network: It doesn’t appeal to your Walmart customer. But I do. And someday they’re going to realize that.

There's a reason why no one appeals to Walmart customers Jack. They lack basic cooking skills or have no idea or interest in cooking things way above their skill level. Because let's be real here, there was no way Jack would've kept his original momentum going past 2009-2011.

The funny thing is that one company (Tasty) did manage to tap into that audience by making easy to follow recipes that even a stroked out ape could follow. Now they're Buzzfeed's biggest revenue source and have their own line of mediocre cookware with the largest grocery chain in the US, granted they had the backing of a multi-million dollar company, the videos themselves are ones literally anyone could have made if they had even an iota of video editing experience.

I really believe he could have had his shitty sauce sold nationally had he held onto the clout he had back in the day, but no, he has always been a half-assed kind of guy and it shows in everything he does.

 

[Adamska]

I really believe he could have had his shitty sauce sold nationally had he held onto the clout he had back in the day, but no, he has always been a half-assed kind of guy and it shows in everything he does.

Given how 2/3s of his sauce is apparently rancid by taste testing, I don't think fatty has the quality control ability to actually make it work. A lot of that due to his intrinsic laziness and dishonesty.

 

[AnOminous]

Given how 2/3s of his sauce is apparently rancid by taste testing, I don't think fatty has the quality control ability to actually make it work. A lot of that due to his intrinsic laziness and dishonesty.

Where is the actual market? If you want a factory produced completely uninspired ketchup plus artificial flavors BBQ sauce, Sweet Baby Ray's is cheaper and better than Jack's shitsauce.

 

[Adamska]

Where is the actual market? If you want a factory produced completely uninspired ketchup plus artificial flavors BBQ sauce, Sweet Baby Ray's is cheaper and better than Jack's shitsauce.

I still love that even Jack refuses to use his own sauce. Shit, the fat fuck refuses to use his own seasoning mixes too like he did even a few years ago, maybe even do some shit like group samples and stuff to really show if and how he's making the "Best" anything.

What type of mushbrained tard fucking does this stupid shit? Especially when you know that have stock still left over just mothballing and going stale/rancid.

 

[AnOminous]

What type of mushbrained tard fucking does this stupid shit? Especially when you know that have stock still left over just mothballing and going stale/rancid.

It's so terrible even he can't stand it, and he will shovel absolute garbage down his throat. And he wonders why he can't sell it.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

It brings the question to why he's so lazy. While I understand the appeal in a lazy or 5 minute recipes, you genuinely can't have a really long career on the sole fact that you can barely cook food correctly.

Switching the camera off, he says that sometimes viewers ask why he doesn’t use more fresh produce.

​

“Fresh? Really? That’s a half-hour more I could be playing video games.”

Food Network: It doesn’t appeal to your Walmart customer. But I do. And someday they’re going to realize that.

There's a reason why no one appeals to Walmart customers Jack. They lack basic cooking skills or have no idea or interest in cooking things way above their skill level. Because let's be real here, there was no way Jack would've kept his original momentum going past 2009-2011.

TBH, Jack's channel got momentum because back then JuiceTube was something new and early in his "career" he was one of the guilty pleasures you watch while you wait for a new video of your favorite JuiceTuber. But now Jack's channel is pretty much irrelevant once the real cooks came on to YouTube.
He's almost as sad to watch like Spoony, two guys past their prime but neither of them wants to acknowledge that fact and move on to something new and now it's too late for a new career. Jack's diet and the resulting strokes killed all future prosepcts he might have had considered.
I really do think if he would be a real cook he could have had a major success with a channel catering to people who also suffer from strokes, with recipes and also product test for exactly these people, but for that it needs a real cook/chef with knowledge of that trade and not a fat disgusting glutton whose sole pupose in life is to gulp down as much unhealthy dirt junk food as possible in the most disgusting way possible.

Look at her, she also can't use her right arm. But contrary to Jack she hasn't given up and she knows what she does!

Also worth mentioning:

Recipes

Delicious heart healthy recipes and tips from the American Heart Association/American Stroke Association's Simple Cooking With Heart.

strokeconnection.strokeassociation.org