Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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You don't have to be 600 pounds to be on that show.

I have seen plenty of people who are around 500 or a little more.

It's just a common misconception.

Amber's heavier than Penny (one of the most batshit people on the show), who was 530 and was totally bedbound. Chay was just under 600 when at his initial weigh in. There was this daugther of a mother-daughter duo that was in the 500s. Most of the patients are in the 600s at their starting weight, although I'm seeing more 700-800 pound starting weights in more recent seasons.

If Amber wanted the help, she'd take it, shower scene be damned. Like everything else, though, she refuses or has excuses. I'd kill for seeing Dr Now verbally destroy Amber and Becky when she gains 50 pound in one munt and blames it on swelling as much as the next person. It's not going to happen.
 
She'd hit all the MSHPL cliches. Water weight, swelling, I don't know what happened, I followed the diet perfectly!, I'm not getting enough nutrition, etc. It would be great to see. She would definitely be one that gets put in the hospital for inpatient diet monitoring and they find pizza boxes in the room.
 
600 lbs on her 5'2" skeleton also makes her more like 700lbs in terms of the effect her weight has on her body. she is in as bad of a state if not worse than lots of people on MSHPL. she's a prime freak show TV candidate, but like every other fatass out there, she thinks she's a special snowflake in terms of not being able to lose weight.

she's already broadcasting her pathetic life for everyone to see which is great. the only thing i'm sad we're missing out on that'd we get from a TLC appearance is a sick laygs shot and what i'm sure would be epic tantrums over her not being able to eat her "reeseeys" cups and 5 gallon buckets full of white rice. i'm sure we'd also get some amazing clips of dr. now telling becky she's an enabler which would result in ragebecky trying to punch his lights out and hospital security escorting her off the property.
 
More than a dozen people on M600PL have been under 600 pounds.

In order of appearance: Zsalynn, Olivia, Penny (a svelte 530 elbees!), Paula, Angel, Laura, Chay, June, Brandi (of the twins Brandi & Candi), Tanisha, Rena, Tamy-Lyn, Benji, Marissa, and Vianey have ALL been less than 600 pounds at their initial weigh in. But don't worry, Stinky McCheesewheel has seen alllllllll the episodes and nobody ever has been < 600 pounds. Dumbfuck.
 
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Amber showing off again how much fat she has sitting on her chest.
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Her braid looks like shit with all those split ends falling out
I know taking care of her physical appearance is low on her list of priorities (save using makeup as a bandaid) but god I wish she would just chop off that lighter chunk, or at least have a stylist try to blend it a bit better. With how often she goes to Walmart, she could just pop into one of the $5 salons they have in house.
 
At this point I'm pretty sure Amber wouldn't cut her hair even if she wanted to cut it, simply because people keep telling her she needs to cut it and fuck you you're not the boss of her.
 
She’s so large that her only option is having a freelance hairstylist come over to the fag shack and do it while she’s on a chair or something. That or bark at Becky to grab the scissors. I wish she would chop that ghastly blonde off. Her hair would still be long enough to Godiva style cover at least one set of tits and look slightly better in that the color would be uniform.

Amber refuses to so much as trim the very ends, though, so this is a moot point.
 
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18” “cleavage” or we don’t want it! Right Kiwis?
 
600 lbs on her 5'2" skeleton also makes her more like 700lbs in terms of the effect her weight has on her body.

If Amber's tits were in any way proportional to the rest of her body, she'd be 650 lbs by now. Also she'd be in a lot of back pain, so there's one upside to Our Gorl's deflated-balloon tits.
 
I don't think she can help it, honestly. When she lifts her arm up with her phone for the selfie, the huge fat crease forms on its own. I do think she believes that it is sexy and that people think it is boobies. (No, Amber, it looks like a fat plumber's ass crack).
 
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