Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Punkinsplice]

I don't understand why she completely obliterates her cupid's bow when she overlines her lips. It looks like a cheap painted on baby doll mouth.

 

[GinnyPotter]

You don't have to be 600 pounds to be on that show.

I have seen plenty of people who are around 500 or a little more.

It's just a common misconception.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

You don't have to be 600 pounds to be on that show.

I have seen plenty of people who are around 500 or a little more.

It's just a common misconception.

Amber's heavier than Penny (one of the most batshit people on the show), who was 530 and was totally bedbound. Chay was just under 600 when at his initial weigh in. There was this daugther of a mother-daughter duo that was in the 500s. Most of the patients are in the 600s at their starting weight, although I'm seeing more 700-800 pound starting weights in more recent seasons.

If Amber wanted the help, she'd take it, shower scene be damned. Like everything else, though, she refuses or has excuses. I'd kill for seeing Dr Now verbally destroy Amber and Becky when she gains 50 pound in one munt and blames it on swelling as much as the next person. It's not going to happen.

 

[Butt Baby]

She'd hit all the MSHPL cliches. Water weight, swelling, I don't know what happened, I followed the diet perfectly!, I'm not getting enough nutrition, etc. It would be great to see. She would definitely be one that gets put in the hospital for inpatient diet monitoring and they find pizza boxes in the room.

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

600 lbs on her 5'2" skeleton also makes her more like 700lbs in terms of the effect her weight has on her body. she is in as bad of a state if not worse than lots of people on MSHPL. she's a prime freak show TV candidate, but like every other fatass out there, she thinks she's a special snowflake in terms of not being able to lose weight.

she's already broadcasting her pathetic life for everyone to see which is great. the only thing i'm sad we're missing out on that'd we get from a TLC appearance is a sick laygs shot and what i'm sure would be epic tantrums over her not being able to eat her "reeseeys" cups and 5 gallon buckets full of white rice. i'm sure we'd also get some amazing clips of dr. now telling becky she's an enabler which would result in ragebecky trying to punch his lights out and hospital security escorting her off the property.

 

[8008135]

More than a dozen people on M600PL have been under 600 pounds.

Spoiler: M600PL sperging

In order of appearance: Zsalynn, Olivia, Penny (a svelte 530 elbees!), Paula, Angel, Laura, Chay, June, Brandi (of the twins Brandi & Candi), Tanisha, Rena, Tamy-Lyn, Benji, Marissa, and Vianey have ALL been less than 600 pounds at their initial weigh in. But don't worry, Stinky McCheesewheel has seen alllllllll the episodes and nobody ever has been < 600 pounds. Dumbfuck.

 

[gay cowboy]

Amber showing off again how much fat she has sitting on her chest.
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Her braid looks like shit with all those split ends falling out

I know taking care of her physical appearance is low on her list of priorities (save using makeup as a bandaid) but god I wish she would just chop off that lighter chunk, or at least have a stylist try to blend it a bit better. With how often she goes to Walmart, she could just pop into one of the $5 salons they have in house.

 

[Red Mask]

She's starting to work hard on finding a replacement caregiver, isn't she?

She's hoping it'll be Destiny.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

No way AL could squeeze her continental shelf into a salon chair. Pretty sure that's why she never gets her hair done, nor dental as well as why she still hasn't gone to an eye doctor for a new prescription for glasses.

 

[ADHD]

At this point I'm pretty sure Amber wouldn't cut her hair even if she wanted to cut it, simply because people keep telling her she needs to cut it and fuck you you're not the boss of her.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

She’s so large that her only option is having a freelance hairstylist come over to the fag shack and do it while she’s on a chair or something. That or bark at Becky to grab the scissors. I wish she would chop that ghastly blonde off. Her hair would still be long enough to Godiva style cover at least one set of tits and look slightly better in that the color would be uniform.

Amber refuses to so much as trim the very ends, though, so this is a moot point.

 

[DaintyChokerGorl]

18” “cleavage” or we don’t want it! Right Kiwis?

 

[ADHD]

That lipstick does not suit her at all.

 

[mekalekahi]

Destiny likes her hair that long, thats why shes never cut it.

 

[Moonpie]

Must be date night with Dusty.
She's wearing the plaid. Probably mistaken for Nessy.
That fucking foot of cleavage though. Looks bizarre.

 

[Concerned Vagino-American]

600 lbs on her 5'2" skeleton also makes her more like 700lbs in terms of the effect her weight has on her body.

If Amber's tits were in any way proportional to the rest of her body, she'd be 650 lbs by now. Also she'd be in a lot of back pain, so there's one upside to Our Gorl's deflated-balloon tits.

 

[Meygen]

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18” “cleavage” or we don’t want it! Right Kiwis?

Showing her feeder fans them kentucky fried tiddys. We see you gorl

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

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18” “cleavage” or we don’t want it! Right Kiwis?

Looks like an open-heart surgery scar. Oh, is this a future pic? I get it now.

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

stop trying to make your tits happen amber. we've seen the full body shots, we know your tiddies are (hilariously) the smallest thing about you.

 

[Punkinsplice]

I don't think she can help it, honestly. When she lifts her arm up with her phone for the selfie, the huge fat crease forms on its own. I do think she believes that it is sexy and that people think it is boobies. (No, Amber, it looks like a fat plumber's ass crack).