Artcow "Zyklon Ben" / Ben Garrison / GarrisonGraphics / GrrrGraphics / RealBenGarrisonCartoons & his wife Tina Toon / Tina Norton - "Six Million Just Isn't Enough"; /pol/'s favorite cowboy cartoonist & Sam Hyde's murderous meme mentor; also his wife whose art has stagnated

Easily one of Ben's worst cartoons to date.
If not for the labels, I'd have absolutely no clue what's supposed to be going on.
Never a bear market. Always a bull market.

I thought the little girl was supposed to stop the bull (market).

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The font on the label is all wrong. There’s something fishy with this one.
 
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Yet another case of the tie hanging out. I've never seen any evidence of Grugtard Dlorp wearing his trademark red tie on top of his jacket IRL, so what's the deal?

>inb4 maybe Ben himself wears ties that way - various pictures related to the White House social media thing suggest he doesn't.

Honestly in the past I've had nothing but good things to say about Ben's skills as an artist. he has real chops. Bbut the last few weeks he's been garbage. The Trump figure is Dobson-grade bad, what is even going on with his arms. Pelosi's left arm is absurd.

On the plus side, Kerry grabbing a cookie with his pinky finger raised is fucking excellent. It's a rare understated visual gag from Zyklon Ben that completely works. Really the basic premise of the joke is basically funny and clever, but Trump is drawn distractingly terribly.


This one is just hot garbage at every level. You have to be a super politics nerd to have any clue who Swalwell is. Without the label I would not know who it was supposed to be. The anatomy is some absurd Lovecraftian nightmare. There's literally no part of his body that makes any sense. The more you look, the more insane it becomes. Those hands. Those feet.

The "joke" is that some D-list politico maybe farted on-air? All the shit going on this week and that's what we get?

That looks suspiciously like a Tina Toon. She's like Ben's Yoko Ono.

I'm going with this theory. That is 100% Tina Toon riding on Ben's name brand.
 
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