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[Basil II]

TDS-infected Youtube lawyer claims he's analyzing the "steelman" arguments of the Republicans during impeachment.

Another Youtube lawyer then proceeds to tear him a new asshole, showing how he took quotes out of context and omitted contradictory evidence to create, not steelman, but strawman arguments.

the virgin legal eagle vs THE CHAD REKIETA

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Well Drumpf may as well resign now and preemptively cede the election.....because I know a winning campaign slogan when I see it

And as you can plainly see, the masses are absolutely enthused with the rebranded campaign....

And no this isnt a shop...sadly this is actually what Creepy Uncle Biden went with as a campaign slogan...

Joe Biden on Twitter

“Fired up and ready to go for the #NoMalarkey barnstorm!”

twitter.com

Honestly I think there is a good chance that Biden might try to roll with the inevitable flurry of punches at his demented grandpa image by making it his persona for the debates and hoping meme magic works for him somehow.

I would..post a gif or meme or Video of somebody laughing..but I can't find one that does it justice. This is one of the most hilarious things I have ever witnessed. This is the best one of the two major political parties can manage, this is the best. You are putting up someone to compete for the position of one of the most powerful people on the planet and this is the absolute peak of what you can come up with?

BAHAHAHA BAAAAHAHAHAHAAA, okay Democrats that visit the farms. THIS IS YOUR PARTY NOW.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Twenty-three skidoo, Joe! Hey, any advice on wooden nickels?

"Vote for Joe, He's reet, neet and compleet!"

 

[heyitsmike]

Well Drumpf may as well resign now and preemptively cede the election.....because I know a winning campaign slogan when I see it

And as you can plainly see, the masses are absolutely enthused with the rebranded campaign....

And no this isnt a shop...sadly this is actually what Creepy Uncle Biden went with as a campaign slogan...

Joe Biden on Twitter

“Fired up and ready to go for the #NoMalarkey barnstorm!”

twitter.com

Honestly I think there is a good chance that Biden might try to roll with the inevitable flurry of punches at his demented grandpa image by making it his persona for the debates and hoping meme magic works for him somehow.

Here's Kopmala's bus. She's very proud of it. She's so proud of it that she gives truant kids and their parents free rides in it.

 

[Flexo]

And it's backed, ironically, by a left wing talking point against by those who think the Constitution is set in stone and has to be carried out as the founders originally wrote it, NO expanding it or altering or revising it as society changes/grows/evolves

Sorry, but even the most hardcore, originalist right-wing commentator, politician, etc who believes that.

If you want to expand, revise, or alter the constitution it's called an amendment. What they all object to is adjusting the constitution outside of it's procedure for adjustment.

 

[Baby Jane Hudson]

Here's Kopmala's bus. She's very proud of it. She's so proud of it that she gives truant kids and their parents free rides in it.

Her bus won't be going very far, I'm afraid. She shut down her NH office about a month ago. I think she has pulled out of New England. It could be a sign that either she's not planning to continue much longer or she feels New England is so liberal, she has it in the bag anyway.

 

[Psyduck]

What the fu k is a malarkey and where do it i stick my cock in it

 

[ditto]

Holy Smokes, it's like Joad Cressbeckler is getting into the race. Biden's old, but is he old enough?

 

[X Prime]

Life comes at you fast, eh bitch?

UPDATED: <i>Newsweek</i> fires reporter who wrote inaccurate story on Trump's Thanksgiving Day plans

The Newsweek reporter who wrote an inaccurate story about President Trump's Thanksgiving Day plans has been fired. The outlet's original story claimed the president only planned on tweeting and golfing during his holiday break, neglecting to mention his trip to Afghanistan.

www.washingtonexaminer.com

Honestly, I kind of feel for the reporter.

Newsweek fires reporter after publishing mistakes in story about Trump's Thanksgiving plans: report

Newsweek reportedly fired the writer behind a story on President Trump's Thanksgiving plans, as it omitted the fact that he would visit U.S. troops in Afghanistan -- something the White House initially tried to hide from the press.

www.foxnews.com

This woman is basically a scapegoat for the press as a whole jumping the gun as always.

 

[The Pink Panther]

I'm a zoomer and I know what malarkey means and I have used it in casual conversation before.

Plebs don't know because it's not only an uncommon word, NO ONE FUCKING USES THAT WORD. Malarkey. Fucking Silent Generation shit. It puts a real dent in making a persuasive slogan not only because of the unfamiliarity, but it just doesn't flow in a statement. Malarkey has three syllables while the rest of the words have 1. It takes longer to say and is not catchy if not at least one other word follows suit. "The Shit Stops Here" would've been a better statement, despite the crass language on it.

 

[AprilRains]

It puts a real dent in making a persuasive slogan not only because of the unfamiliarity, but it just doesn't flow in a statement. Malarkey has three syllables while the rest of the words have 1. It takes longer to say and is not catchy if not at least one other word follows suit. "The Shit Stops Here" would've been a better statement, despite the crass language on it.

Hm, yeah, if only someone presidential had come up with a good slogan of the form "The X Stops Here". Something monosyllabic and short. What the buck would it be?

 

[The Pink Panther]

Hm, yeah, if only someone presidential had come up with a good slogan of the form "The X Stops Here". Something monosyllabic and short. What the buck would it be?

Yeah, it's not like it's bucking obvious to the bucking eye to anyone who bucking knows what it is, but maybe I'm just bucking around. I do wonder what it could possibly bucking be.

 

[AprilRains]

Yeah, it's not like it's bucking obvious to the bucking eye to anyone who bucking knows what it is, but maybe I'm just bucking around. I do wonder what it could possibly bucking be.

True, man.

 

[PantsFreeZone]

Honestly, I kind of feel for the reporter.

Newsweek fires reporter after publishing mistakes in story about Trump's Thanksgiving plans: report

Newsweek reportedly fired the writer behind a story on President Trump's Thanksgiving plans, as it omitted the fact that he would visit U.S. troops in Afghanistan -- something the White House initially tried to hide from the press.

www.foxnews.com

This woman is basically a scapegoat for the press as a whole jumping the gun as always.

Feeling bad for reporters is like feeling bad for pedophiles. I laugh when they get fired or die.


Joe Biden was in a diner to kick off his Malarkey tour and some dude was watching the Alabama game and had no idea who he was.

Natasha Korecki on Twitter

“I ask the guy if he just wasn’t a fan of Biden’s and he says “who?” I say the former VP. The man, who farms in the Missouri Valley says he’s never heard of Joe Biden.”

twitter.com

 

[ToroidalBoat]

wow this thread is over 3 years old now

and there's no sign of TDS drying up anytime soon...

 

[TowinKarz]

Her bus won't be going very far, I'm afraid. She shut down her NH office about a month ago. I think she has pulled out of New England. It could be a sign that either she's not planning to continue much longer or she feels New England is so liberal, she has it in the bag anyway.

To me, she comes off as a deluded "strong woman politician just like Queen-in-exile Hillary" egoist who just disregards anything that doesn't jibe with that worldview. And It sounds like she is just refusing to face the reality of her situation. Even as the staff is going home, she's still convinced this is just a temporary dry patch.....

 

[Dante Alighieri]

wow this thread is over 3 years old now

and there's no sign of TDS drying up anytime soon...

Still winning, still not tired.

 

[Ghostse]

Honestly, I kind of feel for the reporter.

Newsweek fires reporter after publishing mistakes in story about Trump's Thanksgiving plans: report

Newsweek reportedly fired the writer behind a story on President Trump's Thanksgiving plans, as it omitted the fact that he would visit U.S. troops in Afghanistan -- something the White House initially tried to hide from the press.

www.foxnews.com

This woman is basically a scapegoat for the press as a whole jumping the gun as always.

She wrote a TDS-packed fart-huffing schlickfest, wanking about how Drumpf will be so owned because he's not being presidential, to be published ASAP for max clicks. Then turns out that's not what happened and the media are shown to be the clowns they are. Again.

The only ungood feelings I have there is more didn't go out the street with her.

 

[heyitsmike]

Honestly, I kind of feel for the reporter.

Newsweek fires reporter after publishing mistakes in story about Trump's Thanksgiving plans: report

Newsweek reportedly fired the writer behind a story on President Trump's Thanksgiving plans, as it omitted the fact that he would visit U.S. troops in Afghanistan -- something the White House initially tried to hide from the press.

www.foxnews.com

This woman is basically a scapegoat for the press as a whole jumping the gun as always.

I feel nothing.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. It's a lesson they should have already learned and it's high time they started learning it now.

 

[Kacho]

"Malarkey" is the kind of move that makes me think there are saboteurs embedded in these peoples camps guiding them into these ridiculous decisions. It's just very hard to believe they're truly this incompetent. Imagine going up against Donald Trump and thinking 'malarkey' is what's gonna win it for you. Dark deplorable racist nazi hitler sexist misogynist pussy grabbing rapist russian traitor criminal didn't get him, but 'malarkey'? That's the killshot.