Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her

Who is Skylan's biological father?

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Sammies#1Fan said:
Any update on Kim/JJ/Dalton?
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Not really. Dalton isn't in jail anymore, but he hasn't posted on Facebook since the 13th. Kim is still calling herself Colclasure, and has Dalton listed as her husband, but she's been tagging JJ as her husband in a selfie she's posted. JJ went though about a week of posting a shit load of bad memes and the occasional thing about how sad he was, but he's been silent for about a week. Maybe they've all wised up and moved things to friends only, since I can't be bothered to make a Fakebook and add them all (and frankly I don't want all of their shit on my read FB feed) but I doubt it, considering the collective IQ between these three is probably ab out 68.
 
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Whatthefuck said:
I mean, you'd know best, but what are the chances that Sammie caught him cheating or he managed to pull a "woman" who has a little bigger of a tug boat than Sammie?
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Rabbit Bones said:
That's hard for me to answer, because I honestly can't imagine what kind of woman would want Antonio. He's unemployed, has 3 kids he neglects, he lives with his mother in a shanty, he's on probation, he doesn't have a car. He isn't funny or attractive or intelligent. According to Methed Out Monica he has a big dick but like... who cares? He doesn't even get a check from the gubbermint. I have absolutely no issue believing he cheated on her, because he's done it before. But as far as finding a woman who's a step up from Sammie I don't really think it's possible. He's always going to be with bottom of the barrel chicks like Queen S. Women who have jobs and take care of their shit aren't ever going to want him. The one baby mama we know about is pretty much proof of that... once she got her shit together, she got away from him.
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Plus if Sammie caught him cheating she would be screeching on FB something like “Stay Away Frum My Hisband Stupis Hoe!” or some other illiterate shit. The fact that she’s relatively silent is pretty telling. Antonio and mama probably just got tired of her and the exceptional antics. Apparently, free blow jobs aren't enough to keep Sammie around.
 
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Punkinsplice said:
Antonio must have gotten her phone in the divorce settlement.
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She's down to the two little white kids again.
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The dog filter and duck facing. Sammie is way behind the curve.
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weaselhat said:
she must randomly get tested for STDs because in the past she blamed Clarence for giving her dick worms that he got from Sarah (which I assumeis Sammy speak for trichomonas)
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I would expect - given her history and various diagnoses (which includes continuing to be manifestly 'exceptional') - that any and every time she seeks medical attention locally, she'll be routinely tested for pregnancy. As well as every STD in the book.

Clarnce, however, seemed to regard his dripping cock as just a regular part of the Road to Manhood.
 
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Oh, never mind. She's still pretending to have 5 kids. I guess she took out Antonios 3 kids from the total.
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MY DEAD KIDS.
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I really hate these photos. I really hate these overly staged photos where she's kissing her kids. You know she made Ben kiss her over and over to get this gross photo. This pretty much confirms she's moved back in with Mama Bushart. That poor family.
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In other news. Antonio actually seems upset over the break up, kind of. He's trolling for pussy on IG. I wonder if Sammie broke up with him?
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I WANT LOVE N HAPPY
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I NEED A FOREIGN WOMAN. This made me laugh so hard.
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Jesus Christ Sammie.
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First off, I'm about 99% Sammie has a fake baby with this guy because he's popped up in the Sammieverse before, ages ago. But I googled him, and... goodness. His daddy is a habitual crack dealer serving life in prison. His family insists he's sorry. And to Sammies Dewaynes credit... the only thing I can find that he's done is gotten himself evicted from his apartment. It's kind of sad. If you look on his old Facebook, it seemed like he was getting his shit together, in the wake of whatever relationship he had with Sammie. It looked like a program for speds assigned him a mentor, who really seemed to be helping him.
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He has a job at a local hospital, he was going to vote, he was helping advocate for his father in jail. But if Sammie is actually back in the picture and this isn't just her assigning herself the rile of his girlfriend... all that is probably over.

In JJ/KIm/Dalton news.... Dalton has been in jail this whole time. A different jail. He had multiple warrents in multiple counties out, so he was just getting bounced from jail to jail. Kim went and bailed him out of Pulaski yesterday (I think.) And... they pretty much went right to the ER when her kid started having seizures. This photo makes me unhappy. That kid looks FUCKED. And he has that homeless piece of shit clinging to him while he mouth breathing mom takes attention whore photos.
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So. Dalton uploaded a video of Aiden laying on the sidewalk having a seizure while clutching a little candy bar or something. So this child, who already has health issues, apparently collapsed to the ground... and the first thing one of these disgusting fucks did was pull out their cellphone to film him. Not call 911. Nah, they had to get that footage for Facebook.
 
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Rabbit Bones said:
So. Dalton uploaded a video of Aiden laying on the sidewalk having a seizure while clutching a little candy bar or something. So this child, who already has health issues, apparently collapsed to the ground... and the first thing one of these disgusting fucks did was pull out their cellphone to film him. Not call 911. Nah, they had to get that footage for Facebook.
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That's heartbreaking...
 
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Rabbit Bones said:
Jesus Christ Sammie.
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First off, I'm about 99% Sammie has a fake baby with this guy because he's popped up in the Sammieverse before, ages ago. But I googled him, and... goodness. His daddy is a habitual crack dealer serving life in prison. His family insists he's sorry. And to Sammies Dewaynes credit... the only thing I can find that he's done is gotten himself evicted from his apartment. It's kind of sad. If you look on his old Facebook, it seemed like he was getting his shit together, in the wake of whatever relationship he had with Sammie. It looked like a program for speds assigned him a mentor, who really seemed to be helping him.
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He has a job at a local hospital, he was going to vote, he was helping advocate for his father in jail. But if Sammie is actually back in the picture and this isn't just her assigning herself the rile of his girlfriend... all that is probably over.
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Run, Dewayne, run!!! 🤦🏻‍♀️
 
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VagTuck said:
I' really shocked. How dumb you have to be to film your own kind having a seizure instead of calling fucking 911. This is really heartbreaking, poor kid.
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We're talking about Arkansas, so this isn't the cream of the crop when it comes to people (more like cream of the crap).
 
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