Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Adamska]

I always called whenever I combined Mayo and Ketchup as a Russian Sauce, but that's just because it and 1,000 island have the same base, but different ingredients.

I honestly do believe he only did this video because he was "starving" and had a bunch of sauces he could drink like the gluttonous pig he is. Because the sauce, while useful, is there to compliment or add a flavor profile to something you're already eating.

 

[Whatthefuck]

I always called whenever I combined Mayo and Ketchup as a Russian Sauce, but that's just because it and 1,000 island have the same base, but different ingredients.

I honestly do believe he only did this video because he was "starving" and had a bunch of sauces he could drink like the gluttonous pig he is. Because the sauce, while useful, is there to compliment or add a flavor profile to something you're already eating.

If you need a condiment made of condiments for your chicken breast then your chicken breast ain’t worth shit. Salt and pepper and maybe a little something with a kick and you’re in business.

Jack could never make an actual sauce like a pan sauce or a nice bearnaise. What a fucking disaster that would be.

 

[Captain Ahab]

I wish he would finally take off his hat and apron. They make him look like a character from Hostel.



Seriously, dude. We know you’re bald and fat. Trying to hide it only makes you look more insecure.

 

[captkrisma]

He talks about the Walmart brand version like it's always sold out. You know where Chick Fil A sauce won't be sold out? At Chick Fil A. You can just go there and get a tub of it no problem. Might be a tiny bit more expensive, but at least you're supporting the real innovators instead of fucking Walmart.

Or...and hear me out on this one...you could just go to a DIFFERENT Walmart or possibly even a Walmart Neighborhood Market, as there is even one of those within a 20 mile radius of Hendersonville.

 

[Rod Dangerous]

It had been discussed somewhat recently, so I went back and watched the video in which Jack reveals the results of his genetic ancestry testing.

Jack, who previously claimed to be 100 per cent Italian, appears shocked to learn that he’s 10 per cent Bangladeshi Middle Eastern and North African.



But what about those European numbers? “Balkan? What is Balkan? I don’t know what that means.”



“I have some West African and East African. Yeah, go west coast.”

Jack also reveals that for 35 years he and his brothers did not know of the existence of their sister. “We found that out a few years ago … My mom had a daughter with another man before she married my father.”

Jack also discusses the fact that his brother, Charles, has a theory that Jack might be the product of another man’s seed. “I don’t believe that. I look similar to them, but I’m just heavier than them.”

 

[Sev07]

It had been discussed somewhat recently, so I went back and watched the video in which Jack reveals the results of his genetic ancestry testing.

Jack, who previously claimed to be 100 per cent Italian, appears shocked to learn that he’s 10 per cent Bangladeshi Middle Eastern and North African.

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But what about those European numbers? “Balkan? What is Balkan? I don’t know what that means.”

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“I have some West African and East African. Yeah, go west coast.”

Jack also reveals that for 35 years he and his brothers did not know of the existence of their sister. “We found that out a few years ago … My mom had a daughter with another man before she married my father.”

Jack also discusses the fact that his brother, Charles, has a theory that Jack might be the product of another man’s seed. “I don’t believe that. I look similar to them, but I’m just heavier than them.”

I'm overwhelmed by the amount of potential jokes to make here.

 

[Zero fks to give]

Edit: @Religion is Dead beat me to this one.

The restaurant chain that “has the meats” does not serve coffee. Jack is incredulous, taking his frustration to Facebook.

Fried chicken and waffles, a Thanksgiving feast, and now Arby’s. Continue to poke the bear that is recurrent strokes.

I love that he rode his fat mobile to the chicken n waffles place. He's like one of those people still smoking and on oxygen.

 

[Aaway]

Both of Jack's brothers he's shown on video are thin and look nothing like Jack so I'm almost certain his theory about having a different father than his two brothers is true

Also, why has Jack never made any mention of this sister on video? At least not that I can think of

 

[arthurdaley]

Jack's mum was a ho

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Where is the actual market? If you want a factory produced completely uninspired ketchup plus artificial flavors BBQ sauce, Sweet Baby Ray's is cheaper and better than Jack's shitsauce.

It's for people like Jack who want the *illusion* of variety, despite having the blandest palate imaginable and only really judging food on how effectively it delivers that rush of endorphins.

It's like your acquaintance who claims to be really into craft beer but you only ever see him order beers with 7% ABV or higher.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

It had been discussed somewhat recently, so I went back and watched the video in which Jack reveals the results of his genetic ancestry testing.

Jack, who previously claimed to be 100 per cent Italian, appears shocked to learn that he’s 10 per cent Bangladeshi Middle Eastern and North African.

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But what about those European numbers? “Balkan? What is Balkan? I don’t know what that means.”

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“I have some West African and East African. Yeah, go west coast.”

Jack also reveals that for 35 years he and his brothers did not know of the existence of their sister. “We found that out a few years ago … My mom had a daughter with another man before she married my father.”

Jack also discusses the fact that his brother, Charles, has a theory that Jack might be the product of another man’s seed. “I don’t believe that. I look similar to them, but I’m just heavier than them.”

He doesn't know what Balkan means? And he's, what, 45 years old? Christ on a bike.

 

[Chamulum]

He doesn't know what Balkan means? And he's, what, 45 years old? Christ on a bike.

The guy is a obese, white trash boomer that retches at the sight/thought of new experiences or foods. Can you blame him?

 

[Aaway]

did some research and found that jack's sister does actually appear in one of his videos from 2014. and lets just say she doesn't seem to be a fan of being filmed

 

[FemalePresident]

And to think he used to run... in his JotG intro.

 

[Whatthefuck]

It had been discussed somewhat recently, so I went back and watched the video in which Jack reveals the results of his genetic ancestry testing.

Jack, who previously claimed to be 100 per cent Italian, appears shocked to learn that he’s 10 per cent Bangladeshi Middle Eastern and North African.

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But what about those European numbers? “Balkan? What is Balkan? I don’t know what that means.”

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“I have some West African and East African. Yeah, go west coast.”

Jack also reveals that for 35 years he and his brothers did not know of the existence of their sister. “We found that out a few years ago … My mom had a daughter with another man before she married my father.”

Jack also discusses the fact that his brother, Charles, has a theory that Jack might be the product of another man’s seed. “I don’t believe that. I look similar to them, but I’m just heavier than them.”

I love it. It's like when you're a kid and you get annoyed at your sibling and you tell them they were adopted, but it sounds like as adults they actually mean it. Imagine your siblings disliking you so much that they try to distance themselves to that level. That's fantastic.

 

[JackDavis]

I was going through the video trying to find Jack's sister. Jack filmed this lovely young woman and her ass for 30 seconds, so I assumed this was her.. because why would you film the ass of someone you don't know for so long? Nope just some random girl's ass he wanted to show to the world on YouTube.

Here is his sister. Seems that no other member of his "biological" family is obese. Would DNA tests differentiate between siblings and half-siblings?

 

[Charlie Delicious]

did some research and found that jack's sister does actually appear in one of his videos from 2014. and lets just say she doesn't seem to be a fan of being filmed

Reviewing pizza from a restaurant in times square. Only the finest tourist trash for Jack

 

[Aaway]

for reference, here are jack's brothers

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

“I have some West African and East African. Yeah, go west coast.”

Are you insinuating that Jack "Blacks Are Scary" Scalfani is part nog himself?!?!

 

[EvilDroid64]

What the hell is this? Imagine being so one-dimensional that you need to make a Christmas wreath out of fucking FOOD. Why does EVERYTHING these mammoths do need to revolve around food?