Gross Luna Slater / funeral1996 / rotten2thecore1996 / howl1996 / junkhun & Matthew Schumacher / Lurch - Heroin Addict, Discount Courtney Love, fucking grimy

[Karl der Grosse]

Any place that would hire you would expect you to show up clean, sober, and on time, every time. I don't see any of those things happening.

 

[AnOminous]

Any place that would hire you would expect you to show up clean, sober, and on time, every time. I don't see any of those things happening.

The problem with junkies is they're either high and nonfunctional or in withdrawal and nonfunctional, with pretty narrow windows of time of being functional. While there are functional junkies who can time their addiction to maintain a job, they're few and far between and Luna isn't one of them. Also she openly steals. Not something an employer wants.

 

[Ceres]

LOL Luna you are not a sex worker. Your pitiful attempts to shill some skunky nudes and piss drinking videos barely qualify you as a cam girl, if that. Don’t waste what little energy you have on anger you’re not entitled to, you’re not an escort or an established film actress, you don’t even have a reasonable following on OnlyFans. @bitchisaidno take a goddamn shower.

 

[heavycream]

"I'm not opposite of lazy" - what's that supposed to mean? That you are lazy?
Your inability to keep up basic hygiene and your pathetic, half-assed attempt to sell softcore porn on the internet shows that, Luna.

 

[Niggernerd1]

This week has shown very little of the usual social media activity from our favourite hell princess, with only a single new Tumblr update from today. If only we understood the trials and tribulations facing her. If only we knew how she tries and tries, and to no avail.
Yes, Luna. This world is so lucky to have you in it.
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Questions are floating about and minds are scrambling calculatingly to determine whether @bitchisaidno could truly be the areola angel, herself. But as @Sofishticated has suggested: only time will tell.

"i'm not opposite of lazy"
"i'm smart"

 

[simulated goat]

Spoiler: Idle hands are the devil's playground

 

[la mort]

From Luna's Twitter:

Spoiler: Her ass

Spoiler: Abandon all hope

Spoiler: I warned you

Her ass is sadder than an orphan at Christmas

 

[Rabbit Bones]

I... don't understand that ass at all. It isn't like she's slim, but that's a much more obese womans lumpy, cottage cheese-y butt. It looks disproportionate. I'm assuming she's trying to throw it back towards the camera to try and make it look larger but she doesn't look thick, she just looks like she has fat Granny donks.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

That ass has more divots than a public golf course.

 

[Vanilla Donut]

Uh, I...um, I’m almost speechless. What an oversized flesh suit she wears.
Her ass looks like it’s...sliding off her body in some manner? And here I was feeling sorry for her sad titties when it was her bum that needed the pity more all along.

 

[Ceres]

I can’t tell what’s worse in that particular photo, the obvious airbrush blur to hide cellulite, or the litter box less than 10 feet from her in the background.

Her ass is H shaped and the cheeks cave in halfway down. No amount of posing or even decent undergarments could make that dumper look appealing. It’s like all of the fat in her body deliberately avoids any desirable areas and instead stores itself solely in her thighs and arms.

 

[theriddler3]

Edit: since posting the Ol’ gal has felt bad about the warfare between herself and the breadwinner of the household, whilst you go and reflect on your mothers bed, she who spawned you will have to sleep on the sofa contemplating whether or not the sacrifice she made for yours and Lurch’s accommodation was worth it.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but my assumption is that mother dearest has basically trapped herself until Luna and Lurch decide to move out on their own. If she kicks them out, they could easily tell the section 8 housing board that they had been illegally living there and get her mom potentially evicted. I get the sense this is more of Luna holding the bedroom hostage rather than mom willingly sleeping on the couch in her own apartment for over a year.

 

[Rotogravure]

they could easily tell the section 8 housing board that they had been illegally living there and get her mom potentially evicted.

IDK man, that seems like effort. Look at the pictures she posts and tell me if you think she's capable of that sort of effort. I sure don't think so.

 

[Ceres]

IDK man, that seems like effort. Look at the pictures she posts and tell me if you think she's capable of that sort of effort. I sure don't think so.

Well, if it came down to being thrown out on the street, I think Luna would make the effort to utilize her BPD manipulation gymnastics against her mom to secure a roof for her and her beloved wooden statue. And since her mom is also using again from last we’ve heard, she probably doesn’t have much brainpower or willpower to fight against it and is just resigned to nodding off on the couch. Mama Tuna really kinda fucked the pooch on this one. Now she’s relapsed and banished to the living room in her own hovel while her junk head daughter and Chief Areola shoot up and make bad porn in her bedroom.

 

[marjoram]

So, does Tuna USE that litter box?

Also--who keeps the litter box in the middle of the goddamn room???

 

[Life Action Horse]

Seriously, mama tuna needs to grow a pair and throw both out. She was apparently doing OK until the Easter island statue and her ungrateful spawn showed up. Now she's risking everything while Tuna complains what bad of a mother she is.

Honestly, I wouldn't put it past Chief Areola and Socktit that they're actually threatening the mom. Or at least guilt trip her HARD.

What's with papa tuna lately though? Can't remember seeing her post pics in his appartement in a while.

 

[mrspotatohead]

I like how she did her makeup to make her look like she's got a lazy eye.

 

[heavycream]

Why does she choose such disgusting shades of lipstick? Honestly, on who would that grey-looking lipstick suit? I can't think of anyone.

 

[The Husbando Collector]

Why does she choose such disgusting shades of lipstick? Honestly, on who would that grey-looking lipstick suit? I can't think of anyone.

People made out of rocks?

 

[DontDoxThanks]

Why does she choose such disgusting shades of lipstick? Honestly, on who would that grey-looking lipstick suit? I can't think of anyone.

It makes it look like she OD'ed