Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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It's sunday, Robert is bored and he finds an excuse to exercise his favortie fantasy, exile, imprisoment and mass murder of people he doesn't like:

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But of course, whenever Robert starts with this diatribe, someone always comes with the good old "hey, aren't you going too far?" and Robert always had his weasle words ready.

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"I didn't say that", "I was being hyperbolic", "you are taking my words in bad faith", blah blah blah.

Also Robert, to "leave alone" means to ignore them. Don't know if that was Sanders' intention, but from the headline (we all know you didn't read the article) that is what it came across.

Anyways, did you know that if you are white and vote for Trump, you get a "get out of the jail free card"? yep, just like monopoly, yuck yuck!

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I don't like the "debate me!!" bros, and I can't stand the fucking internet bloodsports assholes, I avoid that shit like the plague, but man, i would pay money to see Robert trying to defend his political views in a podcast of sorts. because tweets are one thing, but seeing this lunacy in spoken words... shit, that would be funny.
 
I don't like the "debate me!!" bros, and I can't stand the fucking internet bloodsports assholes, I avoid that shit like the plague, but man, i would pay money to see Robert trying to defend his political views in a podcast of sorts. because tweets are one thing, but seeing this lunacy in spoken words... shit, that would be funny.
It'd be all what you see here; he'd screech about how the midwest needs to be emptied and the people disenfranchised, and then when you highlight his fascist overtones, he'll smugly disagree with you while weaseling back due to being a big goddamn baby who can't commit to anything in life.

Bob is unique in that he is as much of a miserable rage filled cunt in meatspace as he is online. He is only less overt about it in that he is more passive and cuckly IRL when it comes to those statements.
 
It's sunday, Robert is bored and he finds an excuse to exercise his favortie fantasy, exile, imprisoment and mass murder of people he doesn't like:

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But of course, whenever Robert starts with this diatribe, someone always comes with the good old "hey, aren't you going too far?" and Robert always had his weasle words ready.

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"I didn't say that", "I was being hyperbolic", "you are taking my words in bad faith", blah blah blah.

Also Robert, to "leave alone" means to ignore them. Don't know if that was Sanders' intention, but from the headline (we all know you didn't read the article) that is what it came across.

Anyways, did you know that if you are white and vote for Trump, you get a "get out of the jail free card"? yep, just like monopoly, yuck yuck!

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I don't like the "debate me!!" bros, and I can't stand the fucking internet bloodsports assholes, I avoid that shit like the plague, but man, i would pay money to see Robert trying to defend his political views in a podcast of sorts. because tweets are one thing, but seeing this lunacy in spoken words... shit, that would be funny.
He probably has an iota of self-awareness (:optimistic: I know) that he doesn't want to vocally voices his political opinions lest they'd be edited over footages of Hitler talking about Jews.
 
It's sunday, Robert is bored and he finds an excuse to exercise his favortie fantasy, exile, imprisoment and mass murder of people he doesn't like:

View attachment 1032472

But of course, whenever Robert starts with this diatribe, someone always comes with the good old "hey, aren't you going too far?" and Robert always had his weasle words ready.

View attachment 1032480

"I didn't say that", "I was being hyperbolic", "you are taking my words in bad faith", blah blah blah.

Also Robert, to "leave alone" means to ignore them. Don't know if that was Sanders' intention, but from the headline (we all know you didn't read the article) that is what it came across.

Anyways, did you know that if you are white and vote for Trump, you get a "get out of the jail free card"? yep, just like monopoly, yuck yuck!

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I don't like the "debate me!!" bros, and I can't stand the fucking internet bloodsports assholes, I avoid that shit like the plague, but man, i would pay money to see Robert trying to defend his political views in a podcast of sorts. because tweets are one thing, but seeing this lunacy in spoken words... shit, that would be funny.
Bernie Sanders won't commit genocide, and here's why that's bad.
 
Bernie Sanders won't commit genocide, and here's why that's bad.
Looks like a government organised genocide won't be 100% necessary, as the evil, hateful mayonnaise ghouls are dying out.
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Remember, the mayonnaise ghouls are evil because they are insensitive and hateful.
 
"I'm not saying let all the drug-dealing niggers out of jail so we have room to encarcerate the entire Republican electorate, I'm just saying it's an IDEA, is all. After all, the world would instantly be better if we locked up the 63 million Americans who voted for Donald Trump!"

I'm so glad you'll die alone and unloved, Bob. These people you wish death and jail upon are Americans with the exact same rights you have, and that's never going to change no matter how much you hate it, you fat mediocre white pussy.
 
He probably has an iota of self-awareness (:optimistic: I know) that he doesn't want to vocally voices his political opinions lest they'd be edited over footages of Hitler talking about Jews.
He out of smoothbrained-rage will say this shit without thinking about it, and only walk back and try to weasel out of it when people directly call him out on it. That's only however if he has to, he usually just chimps a bit (now), and before then he'd just smugpost-block them.

It's getting pretty clear that Bobby is getting angry because he just realized he's getting older, and now the people he waddled to hitch on are now rejecting him. This is him tarding out of his fear of death and complete mockery.
 
Looks like a government organised genocide won't be 100% necessary, as the evil, hateful mayonnaise ghouls are dying out.
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Remember, the mayonnaise ghouls are evil because they are insensitive and hateful.

Well aren't you the tough guy Robert, using the vernacular of the hatefull alt-right right back at them, you hunk of a man, bet you can make them panties drop with just those 280 characters.

No way this man of man, paradigm of fortitute could ever fault and try, I dunno, throw a pity party on twitter and talk about how he was bullied his entire life in a shameless atempt to fish for internet hugs.

Also, quoting from newsweek, fucken really Robert?, even if you don't subscribe to the whole "fake news" song and dance, Newsweek is botton tier crap even before Trump, and just recently they had to throw one of their journalists under the bus becausze she wrote a article about Trump being an lazy asshole on thanks giving BEFORE the holyday and end up with eggs on their faces when it turned out the president did something to show off to the press in a holiday... as presidents and public figures usually do...
 
The great irony of "Thinkers vs. Believers" is that Bob is a dyed in the wool "Believer".
Take his love of "science" for example.
Bob is the kind of person who would follow a "I fucking love science" account on twitter or facebook.
He'll ballyhoo about how awesome it is but doesn't even begin to understand it.
Science might as well be magic and scientists might as well be fucking wizards for all Bob can comprehend.
Remember how he claimed that science "changes" natural laws and physics instead of merely channeling and manipulating them?
That's the equivalent of thinking that a plane flies because it warps reality to attain flight instead of using velocity and aerodynamics.
It's the reason he thinks Star Trek is a 100% accurate window into humanity's future if only Cletus and Hershel could be sent to the gas chamber.
Bob is one step removed from demanding a sacrifice to the volcano gods.
He merely worships consumeristic lifestyle brands like Marvel and his childish notion of "science" instead of the great ancestors or what have you.
It's what makes him so enraging.
He's one of the biggest idiots on the planet and yet he won't shut up about how brilliant he is.

I swear, Bobo sounds more and more like those atheist caricatures one would see in Jack Chick comics.
 
Looks like a government organised genocide won't be 100% necessary, as the evil, hateful mayonnaise ghouls are dying out.
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Remember, the mayonnaise ghouls are evil because they are insensitive and hateful.

He's such a hateful human being. Yes, let's celebrate bad things happening to white people because you're one of "the good ones"! Fuck him.
 
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It's sunday, Robert is bored and he finds an excuse to exercise his favortie fantasy, exile, imprisoment and mass murder of people he doesn't like:

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But of course, whenever Robert starts with this diatribe, someone always comes with the good old "hey, aren't you going too far?" and Robert always had his weasle words ready.

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"I didn't say that", "I was being hyperbolic", "you are taking my words in bad faith", blah blah blah.

Also Robert, to "leave alone" means to ignore them. Don't know if that was Sanders' intention, but from the headline (we all know you didn't read the article) that is what it came across.

Anyways, did you know that if you are white and vote for Trump, you get a "get out of the jail free card"? yep, just like monopoly, yuck yuck!

View attachment 1032488

I don't like the "debate me!!" bros, and I can't stand the fucking internet bloodsports assholes, I avoid that shit like the plague, but man, i would pay money to see Robert trying to defend his political views in a podcast of sorts. because tweets are one thing, but seeing this lunacy in spoken words... shit, that would be funny.
This is pretty common among left-wing people, but it astounds me that Bob considers mere political belief and voting differently than him to be more of an offense than actual crimes that take the lives of innocent people.
 
If being hyperbolic is making people who generally agree with you go "fuckin woah, time out, nigga." maybe you should stop being hyperbolic.

I mean, sure, we'll have less to laugh at, but you wouldn't look so stupid, Kino Robert.

I made this awhile ago. It still fits.
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It's sunday, Robert is bored and he finds an excuse to exercise his favortie fantasy, exile, imprisoment and mass murder of people he doesn't like:

View attachment 1032472

But of course, whenever Robert starts with this diatribe, someone always comes with the good old "hey, aren't you going too far?" and Robert always had his weasle words ready.

View attachment 1032480

"I didn't say that", "I was being hyperbolic", "you are taking my words in bad faith", blah blah blah.

Also Robert, to "leave alone" means to ignore them. Don't know if that was Sanders' intention, but from the headline (we all know you didn't read the article) that is what it came across.

Anyways, did you know that if you are white and vote for Trump, you get a "get out of the jail free card"? yep, just like monopoly, yuck yuck!

View attachment 1032488

I don't like the "debate me!!" bros, and I can't stand the fucking internet bloodsports assholes, I avoid that shit like the plague, but man, i would pay money to see Robert trying to defend his political views in a podcast of sorts. because tweets are one thing, but seeing this lunacy in spoken words... shit, that would be funny.

There are so many things I could do with these quotes.

Alt Right Cinema Robert said:
Well we would free up a lot of room in the jails if we commuted all the unjust incarcerations of white inmates. Instead, we COULD lock up... people (I guess?) whose removal WOULD better the world instantly. And by "people" I mean Jews.
Alt Right Cinema Robert also said:
Look, all I'm saying is that it's not like 90% of Jews aren't criminals of SOME kind or another - there's a ton of shit that's illegal these jackholes do and don't get locked up for pretty much because they own the banks.
Then he said said:
I don't *want* a Republican president who "leaves the media alone." I want one who's committed to implementing the final solution to the Jewish question.
But don't forget our alt-right hero also said:
Jews are vile, greedy, ignorant people who bring nothing to the world but misery. The only degree to which they matter is that their existence is a net-negative. What I prefer is they be gassable... and gassed.
 
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It's sunday, Robert is bored and he finds an excuse to exercise his favortie fantasy, exile, imprisoment and mass murder of people he doesn't like:

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But of course, whenever Robert starts with this diatribe, someone always comes with the good old "hey, aren't you going too far?" and Robert always had his weasle words ready.

View attachment 1032480

"I didn't say that", "I was being hyperbolic", "you are taking my words in bad faith", blah blah blah.

Also Robert, to "leave alone" means to ignore them. Don't know if that was Sanders' intention, but from the headline (we all know you didn't read the article) that is what it came across.

Anyways, did you know that if you are white and vote for Trump, you get a "get out of the jail free card"? yep, just like monopoly, yuck yuck!

View attachment 1032488

I don't like the "debate me!!" bros, and I can't stand the fucking internet bloodsports assholes, I avoid that shit like the plague, but man, i would pay money to see Robert trying to defend his political views in a podcast of sorts. because tweets are one thing, but seeing this lunacy in spoken words... shit, that would be funny.
Is Bob planning on using the moon as a prison instead of a farm, because 60 million people wouldn't really fit in a jail.
 
Also love how volcanic he got when he was told just how pointless the Oscars are. I guess Bobby doesn't understand what the hell an Industry Award is, because the Oscars never were about what the best film was, it was what the industry liked the most. Which is usually shit that makes them feel smart, gives them memberberries, and so o... oh. That's what Bobby got mad; he has the same reasoning as those parasites.

But nahh, in all seriousness; the Oscars are worthless. All industry awards from the Hugos to the one fishmongers have are worthless you doof.
Not even those who have votes in the Oscars care about the Oscars; many of them don't even bother to watch all the nominated films in the category they vote in.

"The Oscars don't matter, lol"
"Wow! What a bitter, miserable person!"
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How can someone ever be happy without knowing exactly what to consoom?
 
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