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Maria has sex with him once. He cried.
He also doesn’t have a vagina most likely, and if he does it’s a wonder he isn’t dead from sepsis yet.
"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow
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He also doesn’t have a vagina most likely, and if he does it’s a wonder he isn’t dead from sepsis yet.
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Ah yes, because women pee out of their vaginas. Not being a woman like Phil, I sometimes forget.
I hate it when lovers fight.
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Phil trying to become anarcho-primitivist for his next phase would be hilarious. Since everything he does is about accessorizing I wonder what shit would he use to prove to everyone that he is a fearsome Destroyer Of Civilization. Fake beard? Empty toilet paper rolls spray painted silver to look like play pretend pipe bombs? Would Phil start bringing leaves and sticks of wood to his flat to make it look like an Ancient Forest?
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Learn to not impulse buy pizza and plushies then you fat tard who needs to be locked in a home.
Sm0kINHaZefEEliNBlaZEd
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Complaining about it being cold when it's really not is the most feminine thing about Phil.
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He must have fascist neighbors because he's going to flood their apartments when his pipes burst.
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That's like 12 celsius isn't it? That's not even particularly cold
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Yeah but if the outside temps dip below freezing and you have pipes on an outer wall they can potentially burst. Keeping the inside at 55 degrees can only help that happen.
I had a fire sprinkler line burst and flood my 70 degree apartment.
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rent free btw
Also what the fuck does war with fascists have to do with electric heating? Does Phil just do this with everything?
Picture the scene; it's a cold-ish day in Portland and Phil is sat at a hole-in-the-wall pizza establishment, eating his fifth slice of the day.
"Uh, hey, Isabel, we *really* appreciate your patronage, but, uh, do you think you could flush the toilet after you take a shit? It smells like fucked a skunk to death in there."
"Ah jeez, sorry guys, it's just 'cause I'm at war wiv da fash, among which."
"Okay, sure, but this is like the fifth time you've done it this week. Also, you keep stealing the toilet rolls. We know it's you."
"Uh... organised cyberterrorism... cyber-stalking... antifa black bloc..."
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He already has more weapons and Antifag clothing than he needs (particularly given that it’s all cosplay). Are his comrades hitting him up for “re-equipment” again, or is he just so fucking fat that he’d rather freeze to death than eat anything other than takeout pizza?
One lot of word salad turned other lot of word salad. I swear half Phil’s posts could be made by a bot. No wonder he’s going to lose his subforum.
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The article then goes on to talk about how Durand students are more likely to learn how to brush their teeth instead of learning about history during the school day...
Phil didn't learn either of them, it seems.
The complaining apple doesn't fall far from the tree?
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What a fall from grace.
I'm surprised to hear that Phil had a good time in high school. I woulda thought he got bullied for being a retárd who just sat around all day waiting for Naruto to be invented. Then again, if Chris-chan can have a good high school life, anyone can.
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That shit isn't happening. It's Portland.
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They've had pretty rough winters the past couple of years.
I raped a dog 2day
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Translation: Phil wants to save money on heat so he can buy more mall ninja crap and pizza. Get ready for the frostbite saga, Phil.
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Late, but a) I've been enrolled since last summer, & b) nobody is going to come find you because those of us continuing our education aren't doing so at a third-rate community college for 'tards.
Why not just go to school online, like other adults?
EDIT: Just saw @Plastic Inevitable 's post, holy shit. Nevermind, online school would be too hard for Phil, especially if his high school experience was. . .that.
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Phil doesn't actually want to learn as much as he wants to have a degree he can show off to people who doubt his intelligence. Despite not wanting to get a job, go on to get a master's degree, or indeed do any of the things that a degree would allow him to do. Maybe he wants something to swat flies with.
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Don't believe a thing he's saying about it being cold. Millions of people in the US do just fine without heating in apartments every winter and in colder places too.