Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[mental gymnastics]

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Her snakebites closed within 8h? Bitch, what?

 

[Turd Fergusson]

That's why Yamatos happened, because surprise, she hasn't been trying this entire time. The KAHYUUUTE photo was more important to her than upholding the narrative.

Didn’t they also went to a chinese buffet too? I do not think that Yamato’s is one. I guess the lifestyle changes include asian msg-laced fares to help Becky in her sodium reduced diet.

 

[MissLosR]

Her snakebites closed within 8h? Bitch, what?

I know everyone's piercings respond differently but (PL) my snakebites aren't 7 years old and I've gone 2 or 3 days with them out with 0 issues. Most piercing wearers have to remove them for work and also have no problems if they aren't fairly recent. Does anyone with more diverse piercing experience know if this story seems even slightly possible? Especially given how well we know Amber's body heals.

 

[Snusmumriken]

Lol, wait, what?
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Excuse me, hi, yes, hello, I’d hate to be wrong and embarrass myself here but uhh...did she answer this question with “I can’t answer every question”?

 

[Mandaark]

I know everyone's piercings respond differently but (PL) my snakebites aren't 7 years old and I've gone 2 or 3 days with them out with 0 issues. Most piercing wearers have to remove them for work and also have no problems if they aren't fairly recent. Does anyone with more diverse piercing experience know if this story seems even slightly possible? Especially given how well we know Amber's body heals.

I know a tattoo artist/piercer. Everyone heals differently, every location heals differently, and complications/aftercare with the piercing can change the way it heals, but generally after you've had a piercing for at least a year (and this is being generous to those who heal quickly/had complications) can go more than 8hrs before it closes up completely. It might hurt a little when you pop it back in because the skin is an incredible organ but I doubt it was fully sealed. A piercing that is totally healed takes months to close entirely, on average.

Not to mention this fat blob that definitely had the beetus, even then (slow healing) and sports the same god awful scratches for months at a time.

Edit: Maybe if she got sick and her body rejected them, they tend to swell and crust shut.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

Didn’t they also went to a chinese buffet too? I do not think that Yamato’s is one. I guess the lifestyle changes include asian msg-laced fares to help Becky in her sodium reduced diet.

Yeah, Yamato's is where she goes for "sushi".

Remember that she refuses to touch raw fish (let alone eat it) and then imagine what kind of "sushi" she eats. She's pointed out the "deep fried roll" on the menu before. What she eats is a gloppy mixture of rice, mayo, and tempura. Not sushi and definitely not sashimi.

Just the worst shit possible. As per usual.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Her piercings couldn't have been 7 years old. Krystle paid for them when she was on the outs with Kasey and she took them out when she and Destiny got jobs at the nursing home. There were messages on her old facebook (posted farther back in the main thread) where she even had to ask Krystle for more money because she wanted two piercings, and how she was disappointed the money wouldn't get there sooner because she wanted them that day. They were a year old two old tops. If they closed it was probably her being too lazy to put them back in after work or she lost the jewelry.

 

[marjoram]

Yeah, Yamato's is where she goes for "sushi".

Remember that she refuses to touch raw fish (let alone eat it) and then imagine what kind of "sushi" she eats. She's pointed out the "deep fried roll" on the menu before. What she eats is a gloppy mixture of rice, mayo, and tempura. Not sushi and definitely not sashimi.

Just the worst shit possible. As per usual.

Al generally gets a california roll and another fried shit roll, crab or salmon--just like it's always orange chicken at CF, it's always the same two rolls at yamato's.

 

[ChubbyChaser]

She’s so large that her only option is having a freelance hairstylist come over to the fag shack and do it while she’s on a chair or something. That or bark at Becky to grab the scissors. I wish she would chop that ghastly blonde off. Her hair would still be long enough to Godiva style cover at least one set of tits and look slightly better in that the color would be uniform.

If only Becky would grow some cojones and chop off AL's hair while she slept, do us all a favor! I'm so tired of looking at the brassy splitends.

 

[giga melt]

and with light exercise you mean , putting food in that maw of hers?

Breathing and heaving herself up off pillow mountain.

She'll probably START Vlogmas but no guarantees how long that will go on. She'll probably bow out before the end because of "muh mentalz". But she HAS to start it: if only to show her new, super-duper, spiffy Bargain Bin intro.

I think that she mentioned the cold immediately because she's going to use it as an excuse to dip in about 3 days.

 

[mousetrap]

She made it less than 2 weeks. Her December 13th vlog was "No More Daily Vlogs". If she makes it through December 14th she'll have done better than last year.

If she recycles ideas from last year, we'll get a mukbang on day 3. Last year's day 3 was her Subway mukbang.

ngl that subway mukbangs if one of my favs to laugh at

 

[ADHD]

ngl that subway mukbangs if one of my favs to laugh at

The singing Burger King one is another good one.

 

[DaintyChokerGorl]

we’ve been reading here gorls! Some direct eye contact

XXXmas cheer

@a llama weighs 450lbs no newspaper gorl but a Wasabi sighting!

 

[DefCon Dumb]

She's definitely reading here. Amber! Use some of that new found energy & vacuum your carpet & floor, then wash the floors.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

I know everyone's piercings respond differently but (PL) my snakebites aren't 7 years old and I've gone 2 or 3 days with them out with 0 issues. Most piercing wearers have to remove them for work and also have no problems if they aren't fairly recent. Does anyone with more diverse piercing experience know if this story seems even slightly possible? Especially given how well we know Amber's body heals.

It depends. If your skin is in good shape you may able to leave things out for a few days no problem. However if the skin is inflamed, I have had a ten year old piercing slam shut overnight.

 

[Bitchboy95]

The singing Burger King one is another good one.


Home of the Wonky Eye

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

I know a tattoo artist/piercer. Everyone heals differently, every location heals differently, and complications/aftercare with the piercing can change the way it heals, but generally after you've had a piercing for at least a year (and this is being generous to those who heal quickly/had complications) can go more than 8hrs before it closes up completely. It might hurt a little when you pop it back in because the skin is an incredible organ but I doubt it was fully sealed. A piercing that is totally healed takes months to close entirely, on average.

Not to mention this fat blob that definitely had the beetus, even then (slow healing) and sports the same god awful scratches for months at a time.

Edit: Maybe if she got sick and her body rejected them, they tend to swell and crust shut.

It depends. If your skin is in good shape you may able to leave things out for a few days no problem. However if the skin is inflamed, I have had a ten year old piercing slam shut overnight.

I have no doubt that it's possible for a piercing to close up in a surprisingly short amount of time.

I also have no about that AL is lying about this. It's exactly the kind of trivial, dumb shit she lies about out of habit.

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

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we’ve been reading here gorls! Some direct eye contact
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XXXmas cheer

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@a llama weighs 450lbs no newspaper gorl but a Wasabi sighting!

i'll take it. rickie is the probably the only one in that house who knows what a newspaper is anyway.

also hi amber

 

[FlamingoNuggets]

Amberlynn Reid, You've Been Cursed (Lenormand Style)

I'm cursing this famous Youtuber because she falsely accused someone of rape by fabricating all of these lies on her videos

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Someone asked this guy to curse AL and I love it.

 

[mousetrap]

Amberlynn Reid, You've Been Cursed (Lenormand Style)

I'm cursing this famous Youtuber because she falsely accused someone of rape by fabricating all of these lies on her videos

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Someone asked this guy to curse AL and I love it.

I feel like ALR will be secretly happy about this because he called her famous