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Yeah exactly, women do have the better cards in divorce court and even from what little verified information we have, we know Lowtax is basically a deadbeat who ran off to some young girl in another state for a month apparently having no qualms of leaving the children alone with his "crazy, dangerous" wife, then he posted his legal revenge fanfiction for all to see on facebook. Even ignoring the leaks completly, I'm sure this will come up in court and will not look good for him. I'm also pretty sure, leaks or not, that Ashliiiiiiiii has more shit on him too. She's been entirely quiet while he keeps spazzing out all over the internet. I'm pretty sure she's prepared for what is coming while he is not.

Lowtax really has given us quite the early Christmas present. I just hope he keeps doing what he's doing and posting non-stop about things that certainly will not come back to haunt him in court. What are the odds we can convince Ashliiii to come post here and spill some juicy details about Richard?
 
Lowtax really has given us quite the early Christmas present. I just hope he keeps doing what he's doing and posting non-stop about things that certainly will not come back to haunt him in court. What are the odds we can convince Ashliiii to come post here and spill some juicy details about Richard?
Ehhh don't pozload my negholep man. :edit: word filters are so fucking gay
 
This will be a good week for my daughter, because all kids take it really well when parents frequently fight and divorce.

It will be even better for her because her dad doesn't have a real job, no future growth, huge medical bills, no medial insurance, goes on "business trips" inside young mormon pussy, and will be staring down the barrel of another alimony payment, if he's even allowed custody.

As usual, Lowtax is retarted. On what planet does anyone in America think a woman will be treated badly in divorce court, or a Canadian treated badly by immigration lawyers? What planet does this nigga live on, even if Ashli was the one who broke Lowtax's back, Bane Style, it still probably wouldn't be held against her that hard in divorce/custody court.
I had a klepto ex-con gf from Ireland that's been arrested half a dozen times since I was with her and she still hasn't been deported, there's no way Goonwife II is going to be sent back to Canada
 
Lowtax really has given us quite the early Christmas present. I just hope he keeps doing what he's doing and posting non-stop about things that certainly will not come back to haunt him in court. What are the odds we can convince Ashliiii to come post here and spill some juicy details about Richard?

I would say pretty good


It will be here of somethingsensitive eventually
 
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I won't even bother posting the comments from his FB dickriders, because it's completely forgettable KF=NAZIS/GOOBERGRAPE white noise.
 
Imagine typing up that cringy email and thinking it was a good idea, or that Lowtax would be remotely swayed by any kind of threats. He's had angry permabanned dipshits harassing him since before some of the people on this website were born.
 
Imagine typing up that cringy email and thinking it was a good idea, or that Lowtax would be remotely swayed by any kind of threats. He's had angry permabanned dipshits harassing him since before some of the people on this website were born.
The only threats that ever have worked on him were the "we're gonna have to reduce your oxycontin dosage if you don't show up to your appointment" ones
 
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I won't even bother posting the comments from his FB dickriders, because it's completely forgettable KF=NAZIS/GOOBERGRAPE white noise.
>Zap Dramatic
Yet more proof that Lowtax is incapable of making jokes that don't reference something from the early 2000's.
Watch for his latest Gaming Garbage where he and cliffyb shoot eachother in UT2004 multiplayer to the benny hill theme!
(Just kidding. Even FUCKING CLIFFYB is better than that.)
 
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I won't even bother posting the comments from his FB dickriders, because it's completely forgettable KF=NAZIS/GOOBERGRAPE white noise
He's got to put on a show for the goons, though his thread going full autistic meltdown probably isn't pleasing.

He still checks in.

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Are there any curvy Kiwi girls that specialize in branding, PR, and BPD? Please post screenshots of the late-night loveposting
 
she started using Chaturbate for a while
She still does camming. She's a dominatrix last I saw.
I think it was around when people here started mentioning that his ranting at how Notch owed him money was exceptional
He started coming here during the Shmorky drama. Goons got pissy at Lowtax shortly after he started posting here (because he was badmouthing his site members and because people here are guilty of wrongthink). He was talking big like he was going to put his mods and goons in check and take back his forums.
He also posted on reddit about Shmorky (he's deleted everything on reddit since then).

There was also a bunch of drama where he made a thread mocking Mandy's rotting teeth (Mandy is Shmorky's ex, she's got mental health issues and spread rumours about Lowtax and his wife being pedophiles). Goons didn't like that he was attacking a mentally ill person and rebelled (I think mods wanted to close the thread) but Lowtax kept the thread open and pissed off a lot of goons.

He also did a livestream with his eldest daughter and got her to parody Shmorky by wearing a diaper, which lead to a lot of criticism and accusations of child abuse - which Lowtax responded to by spinelessly banning people without posting the ban in the Leper Colony (he seemingly didn't want people to see he was banning people). The girlfriend of one of his let's play subforum mods (Voidburger) got banned and the mod (Chip Cheezum) left too. They were popular amongst the let's play spergs so a bunch of goons got even more mad and left with them.

Then people here started (trying to) doxx FAU, a longtime SA mod (as well as a bunch of the other retards). This caused goons to get even more furious at Lowtax for coming here and fraternising with the wrongthinkers.

Lowtax backed down to the fury of goons and stopped posting here and gave in to a bunch of their demands that I can't remember (was Koalas March being given mod powers or a subforum something he did or did that happen already?)

I may be misremembering the order that some of these things happened in, but you get the gist.
Basically Lowtax came here talking big about how he was going to fix his forums and got beat down by goons and slinked away to binge Ambien and mangosteen like he always does when he inevitably loses interest in his forum.
 
I see Zach Parsons on the front page despite not updating his Patreon site in a year and a half.

IIRC Zach Parson’s dumped his wife and two small children in Ohio to move in with (and live off of) SA cat lady mod Fistgrrl. So he and Lowtax have stalled careers and abandoned families in common.
 
The subforum was called Negrotown after the Key and Peele skit. At first, it was no wypipo allowed but they let in transniggers like LeftistMuslimObama so eventually it just degraded to yet another hovel that’s indistinguishable from D&D. And yeah, Koalas March ran the forum. Her inflated sense of power led her to try to scam the forums. She wanted a slush fund where she can gib money to pee oh cees but she was dumb enough to post in another thread that she wanted a laptop that could play GTA5 at full settings. Goons are easy marks but even they were able to put two and two together and saw the slush fund for what it was going to be. KM feigned ignorance and had to abandon her plans to get a free laptop that could play video games at high settings.

More like Koalas Mooch, amirite?
 
The subforum was called Negrotown after the Key and Peele skit. At first, it was no wypipo allowed but they let in transniggers like LeftistMuslimObama so eventually it just degraded to yet another hovel that’s indistinguishable from D&D. And yeah, Koalas March ran the forum. Her inflated sense of power led her to try to scam the forums. She wanted a slush fund where she can gib money to pee oh cees but she was dumb enough to post in another thread that she wanted a laptop that could play GTA5 at full settings. Goons are easy marks but even they were able to put two and two together and saw the slush fund for what it was going to be. KM feigned ignorance and had to abandon her plans to get a free laptop that could play video games at high settings.
Even if Koala's March were to rip off a bunch of goons for a laptop, that would take her up to mulatto status at best - Rachel Dolezal didn't try to become black by stealing a bunch of shit from online nerds.
 
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