Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

You dont have a computer built after 2008? Anything will run the kotor games on pc including shitty laptops.

Being built after 2008 is the problem. After I upgraded the processor and graphics card a couple years back they just wouldn't run past the intros. I've tried all the fixes and nothing works.
 
Speaking of Star Wars spergs, does anyone know the crimes that Gary “Nerdrotic” Buechler committed?

What’s the least nerdy thing about you?
Ha, I don’t if I should say this but … I’m an ex-con. It was a long time ago and I’m a good person now.

Source: https://www.wired.com/2009/02/secret-lives-of-comic-store-employees/
Drugs...he mentioned on a livestream he did hard time, too. I think in Fulsom.

Full disclosure, I like Gary even though he's a bit repetitive. But he tries to spread out his topics better than most "Fandom Menace" YT'ers.

Also, with all the talk about the prequels I'd just throw in that this is one of the best 3 minute stretches in ANY of the films. I loved Episode III when it wasn't cool to do so.

 
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Disney had there chance with the Rei being a palpatine back at the beginning and they blew it hard. The obvious continuation for the Star Wars franchise in the modern cultural era would have been for the plucky rebels having to deal with the consequences of winning the revolution. Now they have to GOVERN the galaxy. Han Solo isn't a rebel general sudo smuggler anymore. He has to sit in staff meetings. Leia has to organize political coalitions and against that back drop the Imperial Remnant is waging a vicious terrorist campaign.

Why? Well because when the New Republic was established there were inevitably losers. Destitute clone troopers, fanatical true believers, various races who benefited from the Empire and are now subject to ethnic reprisal from the people who were once under their boot heel. Luke Skywalker and his new jedi order work to try and heal the galaxy, with their most promising padawan Ben Solo.

But he is not the main charachter. The main charachter is actually Rei, who was created using the Emperors genetic material to impregnant a surrogate (but she does not know that yet). She is raised as the greatest weapon of "the resistance", those people fighting against the tyranny of the New Republic.

And away we go. That would have been epic. But nooooooo. Such a plot would have been beyond the brainlets modern American english departments and film schools are producing. Instead we got JJ Abrams fan fiction.
 
Despite everything I had hopes Episode 9 would pull off something.

When I first heard the title Rise of Skywalker I assumed that meant they were bringing Luke back somehow and he was gonna kick some ass and maybe everything would be ok, but nope.
 
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Remember guys... no one's ever really gone. The emperor was hanging out in the outer rim like Josef Mengele in South America.
 
Being built after 2008 is the problem. After I upgraded the processor and graphics card a couple years back they just wouldn't run past the intros. I've tried all the fixes and nothing works.

These games play on an ipad/android tablet FFS go buy one at Wal-mart for $100 and have a spin...
 
I have to play at a desktop with a mouse, because I'm old and set in my ways.

Use a bluetooth keyboard and mouse and plug the output of the ipad/android tablet into your TV, if your TV doesn't have an HDMI port you need to rob someone for a TV made in the last 13 years...
 
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Being built after 2008 is the problem. After I upgraded the processor and graphics card a couple years back they just wouldn't run past the intros. I've tried all the fixes and nothing works.

If you run Windows 8, 8.1, or 10 pro, you have hyper-v on your system and could spin up a VM.
 
If there's any silver lining to this massive shitstorm it's that at least without Lucas' involvement it's so, so, so easy to ignore it as non-canon.

Could you imagine if Lucas himself made the sequel trilogy and still fucked it up? How depressing that would be? Instead because all of this is just glorified fanfiction it's safely ignored.
 
If there's any silver lining to this massive shitstorm it's that at least without Lucas' involvement it's so, so, so easy to ignore it as non-canon.

Could you imagine if Lucas himself made the sequel trilogy and still fucked it up? How depressing that would be? Instead because all of this is just glorified fanfiction it's safely ignored.
If Lucas were back in charge he’d put the Disney timeline in a alternative universe.
 
Also, with all the talk about the prequels I'd just throw in that this is one of the best 3 minute stretches in ANY of the films. I loved Episode III when it wasn't cool to do so.


I don't get it?

If the CIS sent a fleet to attack Coruscant, why didn't the Republic just take a transport and hyperspace ram it into the main Separatist flagship?
 
Yes...but also a bit no too and that's the scary part. Sure we've definitely had our unfortunate share of "woke" infested bullcrap that spawned the likes of Terminator : Dark Fate, TFA, TLJ, Doom : Annihilation (yes that was a thing folks), Batwoman, and so forth but we've also had things like GoT crash and burn (and yes I know there was an element of woke crap in that too besides say Arya killing the Night King though I'm almost convinced that was thrown in there less for the "woke" points and more simply to be unexpected), The Hobbit movies, Attack on Titan (from what I've been hearing), the Legend of Korra (again some "wokeness" in that too but not enough to utterly derail the show), and a few other examples I might list later. Point being, writing/story-telling in this decade has really gone down the drain along with creativity with or without the help of SJWs.

Edit : Add to the second category of works of fiction that flopped or were very disappointing in the story department

Alien Covenant (...how could I forget that gem)
Final Fantasy 13 : Lightning Returns (yeah...I went there)
Final Fantasy 15
Halo 5
Kingdom Hearts 3
Mass Effect 3
MGSV
Resident Evil 6
Star Trek : Into Darkness (thanks JJ...)
The Predator

Edit 2 : Add the following to the first category

Dr. Who (from what I've heard)
Ghostbusters 2016
Star Trek Discovery
Wait how is Kingdom Hearts 3 a flop or disappointment story wise.? It was given it as a gift today (I played 1, 2 and some parts of those between them and I know what happens in the prequel game)
 
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Its Mike Zeroh thou

Man, I miss listening to his Future Star Wars content.

I didn't care whether or not he was right. I just enjoyed his droid-like dedication as long as he didn't repeat himself. Helps that he wasn't a shill & that he inspired a hilariously embarrassing, diaper-shitting spergout from Rian Johnson on Twitter.

Also that outro music is sick. It's burned into my brain:

 

Posting this not so much for the person's take or even necessarily for the content of the video, but for the fact that Disney, et. al. are trying to promote this movie and yet they don't even have Adam Driver present (not that I personally care)? Like...wtf. How? Why?
 
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