Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

[Creep3r]

Some Disney media THOT: "Alright everyone (the cast)! Give us your reaction! Your true and honest reaction of how you felt after watching your own movie, The Rise of Skywalker!"
The entire cast of Plan 9: [Their faces filled with shock and regret]

>when you can't even get your own cast to like the movie

Rise Of Skywalker is Game Of Thrones Season 8 All Over Again

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Geez louise, just look at these faces. And JJ just completely bewildered by their reactions with a "how could you do this to me on live TV?" face.

I'm starting to get a little white pilled again... May be this will be a White Christmas after all...

I mean just look at them. Even Daisy is completely and utterly perplexed that she's doing an Abeloth face. And Rose Tico over there just transformed into a lifeless Daruma doll. And Boyega just can't even move. The whole time he's just staring off into space during the interview with a "I really wish I weren't here right now" expression. And then Ian himself, Papa Palpatine's actor Anthony Daniels in another show of brutality just fucking blurts out "WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!" Just look at those faces. Daisy's face alone is just the pure incarnation of distilled horror. Mama Abeloth would be proud of such a grimace.

Hell even if these idiots were all just ribbing on JJ, Boyega's completely emotionless and disappointed expression throughout the whole interview speaks volumes of what might actually be going on.

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Rise Of Skywalker is Game Of Thrones Season 8 All Over Again

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Posting this not so much for the person's take or even necessarily for the content of the video, but for the fact that Disney, et. al. are trying to promote this movie and yet they don't even have Adam Driver present (not that I personally care)? Like...wtf. How? Why?

Adam Driver really hasn't been that outgoing in public appearances. There was some liveshow he did a few months back (or less) where crazy Reylo fans started jumping on stage. Not to mention he's been harassed by stalkers for a while now and others keep sending him crazy messages. He might actually be afraid of too much public exposure.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Some Disney media THOT: "Alright everyone (the cast)! Give us your reaction! Your true and honest reaction of how you felt after watching your own movie, The Rise of Skywalker!"
The entire cast of Plan 9: [Their faces filled with shock and regret]

>when you can't even get your own cast to like the movie
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Rise Of Skywalker is Game Of Thrones Season 8 All Over Again

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Geez louise, just look at these faces. And JJ just completely bewildered by their reactions with a "how could you do this to me on live TV?" face.

I'm starting to get a little white pilled again... May be this will be a White Christmas after all...

I mean just look at them. Even Daisy is completely and utterly perplexed that she's doing an Abeloth face. And Rose Tico over there just transformed into a lifeless Daruma doll. And Boyega just can't even move. The whole time he's just staring off into space during the interview with a "I really wish I weren't here right now" expression. And then Ian himself, Papa Palpatine's actor, just fucking blurts out "WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!" Just look at those faces. Daisy's face alone is just the pure incarnation of distilled horror. Mama Abeloth would be proud of such a grimace.

Hell even if these idiots were all just ribbing on JJ, Boyega's completely emotionless and disappointed expression throughout the whole interview speaks volumes of what might actually be going on.


Adam Driver really hasn't been that outgoing in public appearances. There was some liveshow he did a few months back (or less) where crazy Reylo fans started jumping on stage. Not to mention he's been harassed by stalkers for a while now and others keep sending him crazy messages. He might actually be afraid of too much public exposure.

I honestly think Driver would survive front his shitfest. Dude does a good job with the crap material given to him, kinda like Robert Pattinson with Twilight.

Speaking of Twilight, who’s a shittier character in your opinion, Bella or Rey?

 

[Zaryiu]

Apparently Marvel is now licensing the Ultraman comic book license in America.

With the Rat involved, I tremble in fear on what they’ll do to Ultraman Zero, like making him the same cuck Luke was in TLJ.

Marvel and Tsuburaya Productions are Teaming Up for New Ultraman Comics

Tsuburaya Productions announced some time ago that they would be making a greater effort to [...]

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They also have the license for Conan and no he is not separated from the superhero stuff, he's an Avenger (How you may ask? Wanda ended in his world somehow and made him o e and now there is a team called the Savage Avengers and two Marvel Conan comics)

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Man, all we need is some bombshell revelation of how disastrous the making of this garbage fire is.

 

[Creep3r]

Man, all we need is some bombshell revelation of how disastrous the making of this garbage fire is.

Hopefully if he has any balls, Booyega will keep his Twitter promise and tell us everything.

I also find it amusing that Screenrant pointed out that JJ has given two inconsistent claims regarding the leaked script, with one claiming it was in a hotel and another claiming it was left in someone's house...

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Hopefully if he has any balls, Booyega will keep his Twitter promise and tell us everything.
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I also find it amusing that Screenrant pointed out that JJ has given two inconsistent claims regarding the leaked script, with one claiming it was in a hotel and another claiming it was left in someone's house...

But still, a piece of shit is being smelt badly. On a plus side though, I can imagine that this shit is going to piss off the shillers for having it be shit compared to TLJ.

 

[Ghostse]

Hot New Episode 9 Twist: Palpatine is revealed to have been two Ewoks in a trench coat robe THE WHOLE TIME

 

[JohnDoe]

Speaking of Twilight, who’s a shittier character in your opinion, Bella or Rey?

Rey.
Bella is 0-dimensional but her overall impact is limited to the sparkle queer vampires and teen fashion werewolves, so she's mostly harmless and inoffensive.

Rey is the instrument of destruction for a franchise. No contest.

 

[verissimus]

And then Ian himself, Papa Palpatine's actor, j

That's C3P0 actor there.

 

[Jaimas]

I honestly think Driver would survive front his shitfest. Dude does a good job with the crap material given to him, kinda like Robert Pattinson with Twilight.

Speaking of Twilight, who’s a shittier character in your opinion, Bella or Rey?

Rey.

Bella was awful but didn't ruin any franchise but her own.

 

[Creep3r]

That's C3P0 actor there.

Well I'll be. Still looks a lot like Ian to me there.

But, the point still stands that not even the actors can give enough of a shit. Then again, it was no mystery that Daniels has been displeased with 3PO's treatment in these films. Frankly I think the only reason they even gave him a bigger role for IX was because that's the one piece of input George gave for this film. "You gotta have these droids be important. They're the storytellers." which is something JJ in his eternal bullshit dismissed by reducing R2 to a paperweight and 3PO into a one note gag about a red arm that amounted to absolutely nothing.

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And speaking of that red arm bullshit, that's just one of the many pieces of proof about what some of you were saying on the last few pages, in that Disney Wars left their shitty films incomplete so as to sell a whole bunch of mandatory crap that expands on nothing or adds anything of interest and instead tries to fill in plot holes and give shit meaning via forced DLC EU content, except unlike old EU content, its not optional or a complementary bonus, its mandatory downloads that you MUST BUY if you want these movies to even make a lick of sense. Like Luke's lightsaber bs. It was another shitty attempt at getting people to buy merch to find out the whole story, much like DLC or locked content. They came up with the whole red arm bs to sell toys to explain the story, and said toys tell you to buy the Lego Disney Wars game to find out, and then said game tells you to buy a book, and said book tells you to go buy the comic where they finally explain that the red arm was apparently a piece from a new friend nu-3PO made who died and so he kept the arm in memory of him, but then he quickly gets rid of it following TFA, showing that it was just a cheap gimmick for a joke and to sell merch rather a genuine attempt at expansion or simply being a bonus that's not mandatory.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

Honestly, why didn't they just make a new C3PO for BB-8? In Rebels, there's Chopper and that Protocol Droid AP-5 (both incredibly angry old men), and you had the literal copies of C3 and R2 but they were murder-happy. They literally gave us humanoid droids in Solo and Rogue One, but not in the mainline trilogy.

 

[Jaimas]

I decided to waste a solid half hour and do some background reading on Disney Wars to see what the actual explanations for some of the faggotry done in the sequel trilogy are. Anyway, I walked away with two conclusions from what I read:

1. The writers for Disney Wars are fucking dumbasses and make the Bakura Arc of the old EU look good. And that was one where space dinosaurs that steal souls invaded and started trying to harvest both sides of the Rebel/Imperial conflict only for both sides to declare a temporary truce and kick their scaley asses, so you can get a general grasp of how bad these are.

2. They exist to plug the plot holes of the Disney Wars movies, and they can't patch that hole enough for it to stop leaking. The expanded content is trying to patch a fuck-up Disney Lucasfilm created because they had no plan going into this and thought they were owed a fandom by virtue of the weight of the IP alone.

I haven't seen a series that fucked up sequential storytelling this bad since Final Fantasy 13.

 

[Creep3r]

Honestly, why didn't they just make a new C3PO for BB-8? In Rebels, there's Chopper and that Protocol Droid AP-5 (both incredibly angry old men), and you had the literal copies of C3 and R2 but they were murder-happy. They literally gave us humanoid droids in Solo and Rogue One, but not in the mainline trilogy.

No idea. But part of me thinks they wanted the Minion market by having cutesy little dumb baby robots that speak gibberish only for the films. Hence why Plan 9 adds another dumb ugly little baby robot that speaks gibberish and why they just gave BB-8 his own cartoon show full of nothing but dumb baby robots that speak nothing but gibberish.

I decided to waste a solid half hour and do some background reading on Disney Wars to see what the actual explanations for some of the faggotry done in the sequel trilogy are. Anyway, I walked away with two conclusions from what I read:

1. The writers for Disney Wars are fucking dumbasses and make the Bakura Arc of the old EU look good. And that was one where space dinosaurs that steal souls invaded and started trying to harvest both sides of the Rebel/Imperial conflict only for both sides to declare a temporary truce and kick their scaley asses, so you can get a general grasp of how bad these are.

2. They exist to plug the plot holes of the Disney Wars movies, and they can't patch that hole enough for it to stop leaking. The expanded content is trying to patch a fuck-up Disney Lucasfilm created because they had no plan going into this and thought they were owed a fandom by virtue of the weight of the IP alone.

I haven't seen a series that fucked up sequential storytelling this bad since Final Fantasy 13.

It took some real talent for Disney to create such broken DLCs and sequels that they make anything by Bethesda and Squeenix look great by comparison. Hell, Bakura and the Tsi-Ruuk actually look creative and intimidating when compared to the Empire 2.0 led by edgelord tards who shop at Hot Topic (Kylo) and Banana Republic (Snoke). But to be fair, the idea of energy-sucking dinomen doesn't seem all that farfetched when you consider that there's a bounty hunter made out of old car parts, angry care bear dolls with magic protection stones defeated a galactic empire with arrows and logs, and that a fat gross slugman who was easily killed by a princess turned slave girl with a chain was one of the most dangerous criminals in the galaxy and that he used fat pigmen with rusty axes as guards in an age of blasters and disintegrators.

Snoke's slippers

A pair of slippers were a comforting item that belonged to Supreme Leader Snoke of the First Order. Two-tone in color, the embroidered exterior was gold in color, with its interior a red. In 34 ABY, the disfigured dark side wielder wore his slippers as he sat on his throne, located within his...

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And Disney even goes on to recanonize Bakura and somehow make it soulless and unoriginal in the new Resistance cartoon. And in terms of spinoff material, they can't create anything enjoyable or engaging on par with anything that came before them except maybe the Mandalorian and a couple of comic miniseries since all the other new stuff was only made to serve as DLC for the new films.

Instead of getting content with unessential but still appreciated expansion packs, we get an empty mystery box that absolutely requires expensive DLC content in order to be filled. And said DLC comes with even more DLC as seen with EA's Battlefront 2.

 

[A Useless Fish]

Hot New Episode 9 Twist: Palpatine is revealed to have been two Ewoks in a trench coat robe THE WHOLE TIME

I would unironically watch that movie. It sounds like it could be a blast, especially if you got some friends over, and then got plastered before you watch it.

 

[vertexwindi]

Hopefully if he has any balls, Booyega will keep his Twitter promise and tell us everything.
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I also find it amusing that Screenrant pointed out that JJ has given two inconsistent claims regarding the leaked script, with one claiming it was in a hotel and another claiming it was left in someone's house...

Why does Daisy look like she bought a Switch but discovered it broke in the box?

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Currently, watching Breaking Bad for the first time and recently saw the Episode "The Fly" by Ruin Johnson. I'm really wondering, is it just me knowing that Johnson sucks or is that episode that fucking terrible? It seems most people agree that it's bad... but what concerns me is the writing, since Ruin made the characters talk like bad parodies of themselves.
Walt is endlessly going on about "contamination" and even though he's supposed to be off his rocker due to Gustavez being such a large threat, something about the way he and Jesse talk is just so fucking off. Like someone tried his best to write dialogue for them but failed horribly. The way how Walt talks about "contamination" sounds like the writer attempts to come up with some smart terms to make Walt sound more "science-y". Like a kid that learned a big word and now wants to appear super smart by using it over and over again. And Jesse has this meandering tale about that Oppossum that he interrupts to talk about how it used to be "Possum" and now it's "opposum" or whatever. The dialogue is horrible.

Hilariously this might be a better polished product than the trailers for RoS. More gravitas and emotion than that film too.

I'm agreeing unironically. That Wiseau-cut is amazing and well executed. I don't think the ST has given me this much pleasure.

You know, they are introducing the knights of ren in this movie after sitting on the idea since episode 7. That makes what? 5 bad guys that will be mildly menacing for a sum total of 20 minutes only to be fucking blown the fuck out by super rei?

I expect someone to get Worf treatment. They will establish how badass the Knights of Ren are by having them beat someone established to be powerful.
Since Rey is the only one that this applies to, I expect her to be defeated at some point. This ties in with my hunch that they will pretend Rey has a training arc in this movie, where she claims to be weak and powerless at the beginning (that'll be the general idea of her training with Leia and further expressed in her fight with some of the Knights of Ren) and by the end, she overcomes these arbitrarily established limits and win against the baddies. Doesn't matter that this Nerf to her character makes no sense at all given her former strength, they will do this (I think) to counter the Mary Sue accusations.

you have to wonder why no one said "this is stupid" or "he doesn't really fit what we're trying to do" before getting hired etc

For one thing, these people think that Star Wars is stupid and they have no respect for it and for the other, there is nothing they tried to do with the movies (Well a generic wish to make money aside, that is).

He has to create a final antagonist, a compelling conflict, a climactic resolution, and all of this has to be done in a single film.

One thing that I expect is that no matter what IX does, TLJ will become a second movie in a trilogy that the audience will be able to skip without losing out on anything important. Add "Luke died of old age and Snoke was killed by Kylo Ren after taunting his sissy hairstyle" and boom. Saved you 2+ hours of your life that you do not have to spend watching TLJ.
But reading your comment, I wonder if IX will not outright negate TFA alongside TLJ. They will have to invent a completely new conflict with a resolution, so maybe if we add the lines "Leia's and Han's son, Kylo Ren, is working with the First Order, a group of Empire Larpers, and has killed his father. Luke has died of old age. Leia now trains a new, promising padawan without a past, to overcome her own son." this means we do not have to watch TFA, since that only sets up things that get axed in TLJ and then retconned in Plan IX yet again.

Isn't that a crazy thught? Depending on what JarJar does, you could just edit the title crawl a little and suddenly, that movie is a standalone.
Fuck, this trilogy barely deserves the title, it already is one movie short thanks to TLJ being nothing but wheel spinning.

He then gets all the praise for the MASTERFUL SET UP with none of the work that he's proven himself unable perform.

Which is all the more rage inducing when you think about what he set up.
A Luke-replacement with an unclear past.
A wannabe Empire without a clear past.
A wannabe Resistance without a clear past.
A villain without a clear past. Or goal. Or agenda.
A lightsabre that should be lost is retrieved without an explanation.
Force Visions that don't explain anything.

Nothing here is particularly intersting either. Some is just ANH retreads (rebels and empire larpers) and some is what any fan would expect, namely the heritage of the protagonist. But everything is just very, very shallow.
And when you ask JarJar what he was planning to do with any of this nonsense, all you get is this:

Why does Daisy look like she bought a Switch but discovered it broke in the box?

She realized that she went through the casting couch process in vain, since she's not going to make an Oscar with this hot mess.

 

[Creep3r]

Looks like Jason Ward (the pseudo-shill responsible for the Palpatine throne room leaks) has some new leaks to share. I'll just post them here. Also of note is that some of these scenes were added after the reshoots or at the last minute. These leaks also explains Snoke's origins some of which matches up with a leak from a few months ago (which weren't referenced by anyone else so I didn't trust them completely at the time, but now I'll share them mixed with Ward's leaks to fix the missing pieces both had).

The film instead of opening with Rey or a Luke/Leia flashback instead now opens with the villains. Kylo Ren is shown arriving on Exogol after receiving some kind of message and the giant Death Cube is still there floating over the planet but unlike before Kylo Ren does not go up there and instead goes into an elevator leading underground.

There he sees several Jawa donut steals tending to large donut steal Bacta tanks like the ones in ESB. Inside these tanks are Snokes. Dozens of them. Chambers of Snookys everywhere. Kylo Ren stares at all the naked Snookies finally realizing that they're all just shitty clones. Kylo then hears something calling out to him and is lead to a chamber deep in the lab which is revealed to have an old and dying Palpatine on life support. Kylo Ren then tries to threaten Palpatine into talking but Palpy stops him and points where Ren sees hundreds of Death Star Destroyers being finished. Palpy then reveals that the Snokes and the Knights of Ren are all just his failed Not-DarkEmpire clones and that even the Emperor seen in ESB and ROTJ was also just a clone (effectively making both Luke and Vader even more worthless). Palpatine then orders him to kill Rey Sue. Kylo asks why but "that's a story for another time" and that they must finish what they have already started as master and apprentice.

(Soulless meat droid clones standing by)

Later when Emo Ren and Rey Sue meet up for the first time in the film, he tells her what Palpatine ordered him to do, but he won't cuz he still has good in him *blushes* he has a totes crush on Rey.

Disney drones will then defend this shit and claims it fixes everything and Snoke theory fags will go back to sucking Disney cock now that their stupid theories have been validated even none of this shit makes any sense, and Palpatine had no reason to fake his death or destroy his own Empire despite that Disney shit showed it as still being in power with countless loyalists before nuking itself for no reason. Fuck.

Edit:
He also apparently explained the origins of this Ochi character who leaves behind the sith dagger, but I'll get to that later.

 

[Miller]

Hopefully if he has any balls, Booyega will keep his Twitter promise and tell us everything.
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I also find it amusing that Screenrant pointed out that JJ has given two inconsistent claims regarding the leaked script, with one claiming it was in a hotel and another claiming it was left in someone's house...

I wish I could ask him when the NDA will end so he can speak freely about his experience on this Disney production.

 

[AtomicAgeBoy]

Currently, watching Breaking Bad for the first time and recently saw the Episode "The Fly" by Ruin Johnson. I'm really wondering, is it just me knowing that Johnson sucks or is that episode that fucking terrible? It seems most people agree that it's bad

I legit had no idea it was directed by Ryan but from what I can remember, I enjoyed the episode. I have seen the episode to be praised to be one of the best in the series but wouldnt know about that. All in all it is apparently very divisive episode to my surprise.