Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

What if one makes up a story about a heroic fictional character who stops the merge with a Christmas wish come true?
As I said the other day in other thread, the merge would only bring wars, destruction, poverty and suffering resulting from the chaos from two dimensions characters coming together and having a re-tarded narcissistic egotist autistic delusional liar as a god. Therefore, the dimensional merge is not right and should not happen, we must stop Chris somehow.
Your idea would be a nice way to fuck up his delusions and get some lulz, it would also compel him to continue drawing the comics to fight back
 
What if one makes up a story about a heroic fictional character who stops the merge with a Christmas wish come true? Wouldn't it really happen in "C-197" according to the exceptional "logic" of CWC? Or would CWC dismiss it with word salad mental gymnastics?

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The wish of a sweet innocent child whose loving parents were "fated and destined" to die on the merge. Cue Chris arguing why the merge will go on and the kid's folks need to die.

(I don't remember if the "gazillion people dying" part of the merge was finally retconned or something. Would be fun to counterargue that retcon as Chris lying to get away with his villainous genocidal plans anyways)
 
SATs really only matter if you're going to public universities with any measure of prestige. PVCC was a pretty mediocre community college (which says a lot since CCs take anyone with a pulse) so they probably didn't give two fucks if Chris scored poorly or skimped on taking the test altogether.
community colleges might require remedial classes that don't count towards a degree/certificate

Has anyone ever mailed Chris counterfeit money (as a joke?)
like a Pmurt dollar?
 
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How much fucking longer do I have to wait to see what happens when Barb dies. Fucking Christ. At this rate I will be waiting for a decade
We'll die from old age before barb dies
Has anyone ever mailed Chris counterfeit money (as a joke?)
Maybe chocolate coins disguised as CWC quarters. Depending how it's made, he'll recieve it melted
 
What if one makes up a story about a heroic fictional character who stops the merge with a Christmas wish come true? Wouldn't it really happen in "C-197" according to the exceptional "logic" of CWC? Or would CWC dismiss it with word salad mental gymnastics?

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Someone already made that a while ago
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Barb is going to outlive our civilization.

she’ll be the first verifiable human being to live past 122. She’ll survive out of pure hatred.

or it’ll be like Mr Burns where she’ll contract every known illness that inexplicably cancel eachother out, due to a conditioned immune system slowly developed over the years by virtue of living in the third world hellhole known as 14BC.
 
On the twelfth day of Christmas, Chris Chandler gave to me

Twelve Lego houses
Eleven little ponies
Ten hairs remaining
Nine Amnefyst rings
Eight court dates
Seven feral kittens
Six monthly tugboats
Five shipfic cards
Four attraction signs
Three sex dolls
Two merged dimensions
And a tweet asking for some mooooneeeeeeeeey
 
Does Chris have buyer's remorse when it comes to buying vidyas and toys?

Probably not. Remember the $1k he spent on Simpsons Tapped Out? And the countless times he bought DLC for games he doesn't own? Chris probably doesn't even remember what he owns; once Barb takes her cut of the tugboat, the rest is essentially free money for Chris and he wastes no time in spending it as quickly as humanly possible.
 
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