Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

He must be in more trouble than we thought.

Possibly getting sued? I don't really think he'd care if his liscence got taken away, since he cares about cars as a status symbol and not as a means of getting around

 

[Unog]

The only Jesus he's ever found was the mexican guy who works for his local Marco's. I wonder if he's capable of understanding just how dire it looks to try and use religion as some kind of deflection.

 

[Regulas]

Hilariously, Boogie has now claimed he has found God due to the crash debacle:

I wonder if anyone has asked him if he knows that he's going to Heaven, and if so, how? Salvation is easy, but if Boogie ends up being saved, his rewards in Heaven won't be as great as those who live a life of discipline. I wonder if he's ready for God's words that rebuke his behavior and his associations. For starters, he'll need to start refraining from gluttony and alcohol. Moreover, he'll have to cut his ties and start rebuking the sodomites/trannies, and ditch the whore he keeps as his concubine.

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

So Boogie found God before God had to come find Boogie. Whoda thunk?
Tho let's be fair here, when the time comes God isn't gonna have to look hard with how big Boogie is. But then we'll finally get an answer to that old theological question of whether God can create something too big for even Him to lift.

 

[AnOminous]

So Boogie found God before God had to come find Boogie. Whoda thunk?
Tho let's be fair here, when the time comes God isn't gonna have to look hard with how big Boogie is. But then we'll finally get an answer to that old theological question of whether God can create something too big for even Him to lift.

God won't be lifting Boogie but lowering him.

 

[BrainProlapse]

For those looking to catch up, Dear Feeder is was talking about the latest in boogie bullshit about 40 minutes in.

I'll change the link to an archive with a timestamp when one is up later.

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

Retard here, can someone explain how boogie could burn his hand in a car crash?

 

[Imperial Guardsman]

exceptional individual here, can someone explain how boogie could burn his hand in a car crash?

the story he gave is that he got it when the airbag in his steering wheel deployed

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

the story he gave is that he got it when the airbag in his steering wheel deployed

Right, but do we know the actual cause was?

 

[Negilum]

exceptional individual here, can someone explain how boogie could burn his hand in a car crash?

Tbe deploying of an airbag involves the releasing of an explosive and acidic gas. While effective, when in contact with skin, can cause second degree burns and blistering. This can be compounded by friction as well.

Considering this is Boogie, he probably got it from his airbag trying to rape him. I mean molest him. I mean divorce him. I mean feed him. Ah shit never mind.

 

[Mr. 0]

Tbe deploying of an airbag involves the releasing of an explosive and acidic gas. While effective, when in contact with skin, can cause second degree burns and blistering. This can be compounded by friction as well.

Considering this is Boogie, he probably got it from his airbag trying to rape him. I mean molest him. I mean divorce him. I mean feed him. Ah shit never mind.

Taking it a step further, it probably wasn't even the airbag, more likely it was his hand rubbing against his fat

 

[Negilum]

Taking it a step further, it probably wasn't even the airbag, more likely it was his hand rubbing against his fat

His hand was trying to molest him too?!?

 

[Mr. 0]

His hand was trying to molest him too?‽

Next he'll start crowing about skin removal and how it was badly necessary because his apron was rubbing against his dead-from-diabetes dick

 

[Piss Bear]

I didn’t notice anyone post this here, and I apologize if it’s not really that relevant. His blister from the accident popped and left a trypophobic nightmare mess behind. To me it looks like MRSA or a staph infection, but what do I know.

Spoiler

 

[AlexGroans]

I didn’t notice anyone post this here, and I apologize if it’s not really that relevant. His blister from the accident popped and left a trypophobic nightmare mess behind. To me it looks like MRSA or a staph infection, but what do I know.

Spoiler

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Should someone tell the fatass that isn’t healing?

 

[LittleBitOTheBubbly]

i have no doubt he is licking and knawing at that wound non stop like a lecherous hyena

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

His hand was trying to molest him too?‽

Just hand and mouth stuff, really.

 

[Negilum]

I didn’t notice anyone post this here, and I apologize if it’s not really that relevant. His blister from the accident popped and left a trypophobic nightmare mess behind. To me it looks like MRSA or a staph infection, but what do I know.

Spoiler

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Chemical burns heal weirdly and often look ugliest part way through healing. I believe his body is currently destroying dead tissue, which is why it appears to not be healing. It probably also doesn't help that he's super fucking obese, which basically means he does everything worse and slower than an actual human being.

 

[thejackal]

Chemical burns heal weirdly and often look ugliest part way through healing. I believe his body is currently destroying dead tissue, which is why it appears to not be healing. It probably also doesn't help that he's super fucking obese, which basically means he does everything worse and slower than an actual human being.

morbid obesity, not even once.

 

[tiggles]

Chemical burns heal weirdly and often look ugliest part way through healing. I believe his body is currently destroying dead tissue, which is why it appears to not be healing. It probably also doesn't help that he's super fucking obese, which basically means he does everything worse and slower than an actual human being.

it’s the beetus - bad circulation means horrible wound healing. pray to your newfound god that you get to keep that thumb, boogs.