Jasper Carewatch - ASPCAck-Ack-Ack

When Jasper was revealed he went out of his way to say he's a well behaved cat who was nothing but positive for the previous months he lived with Kat and Phil.

...now he's a fucking asshole who wakes them up every day at 8AM (3 hours too early) by eating rocks because he's locked in the bedroom all night. hmmm
 
Jasper has outlived his usefulness. Outside of the $2k reveal and a few Pigstagram pics, Phil has done nothing but bitch about Jasper. And now Kat is tired of Jasper as well? How long until there's a "Jasper is gone" announcement? Jasper got outside and a rabid detractor squirrel immediately snapped Jasper's neck. Nothing he could do! I wonder if Jasper will get the hamster treatment where everything they bought for him will get unceremoniously tossed in the garbage and he's never mentioned again. Waste of Phil's money and time! Not surprised these two soulless tards can't handle a cat.
 
Jasper has outlived his usefulness. Outside of the $2k reveal and a few Pigstagram pics, Phil has done nothing but bitch about Jasper. And now Kat is tired of Jasper as well? How long until there's a "Jasper is gone" announcement? Jasper got outside and a rabid detractor squirrel immediately snapped Jasper's neck. Nothing he could do! I wonder if Jasper will get the hamster treatment where everything they bought for him will get unceremoniously tossed in the garbage and he's never mentioned again. Waste of Phil's money and time! Not surprised these two soulless tards can't handle a cat.
what? phil hates jasper? are you telling me phils only joy in life is the holy dollar and nothing else? next you'll tell me he REALLY LOVES KAT
 
When Jasper was revealed he went out of his way to say he's a well behaved cat who was nothing but positive for the previous months he lived with Kat and Phil.

...now he's a fucking asshole who wakes them up every day at 8AM (3 hours too early) by eating rocks because he's locked in the bedroom all night. hmmm
You really do gotta wonder which is the lie.

Either this was the nicest cat in the world that conveniently turned into an asshole a few months after dark started talking about him on stream or it was also a little shit and dark was just lying before to try and gloat about something nice he has.

I think the ladder is the truth, people theorized after the reveal all those weird days where he was out of it was because of jasper waking him up “early” and he just didn’t say it.

Regardless, this hyperactive little cat getting constantly sprayed and annoying these two mental and emotional numb losers everyday is a fun thought
 
Cats are desert animals. They were from the desert. They poop in sand because they lived in the desert. Comprehend that.

Cats drink any water available. They are desert animals.

You are a vet. Okay. A vet is a doctor who failed.

Which will get a lawsuit? "Sorry, Joe. Your cat died" or "sorry Joe your mom died" think about it.

The bottom line is Jasper is a trash tier pet. Nobody in Arkanbama wanted him. Ship him to Washington. Seattle, a city with one million stray cats. They bring vans filled with cats to a city with too many cats. Okay, lets believe that.
This is DSP-grade exceptional dipshittery. Impressive.
 
Almost guarantee that Kar does not hate Jasper. This is just 'super clever Dave' setting up the narrative so he can dump the cat and not look like a monster.

This fucking beta cuck is going to throw his bitch in front of the bus to accomplish it.
What a real fucking man he is. The minute jasper is doing something he doesn't like he makes plans to throw it away. Not, you know, maybe trying something different like not looking him up in the bedroom.
I don't even believe he's being that much of a bother. I've got 4 cats, and while they can be assholes they've never woken us up.
The only way I could even remotely believe the cat is causing that much mischief is if they got him at 8 weeks or so and specifically played with him by moving their feet under the sheets. How else would he know it's a game unless you fucking teach him it.

He's going to throw away another living creature because it's inconvenient and the insufferable cunt is going to put all the blame on the one person who won't even know she's the bad guy.

In fact, this is Dave, he's probably ALREADY gotten rid of the cat and is working on a 2 week story arc of lies and deceit.
He'll lead with Kat forced me to get rid of him and then almost immediately he'll switch to "so you guys have any idea of how much it costs to have a cat ack ack ack? We had to buy special food and premium light weight cat litter for him! Every week! On my precious day off I had to become slave to this feline, constantly going to the store for him. It's over 50$ a week! Anyway now back to one of the half dozen $60 games I bought this week and will only play an hour of "
 
Almost guarantee that Kar does not hate Jasper. This is just 'super clever Dave' setting up the narrative so he can dump the cat and not look like a monster.

This fucking beta cuck is going to throw his bitch in front of the bus to accomplish it.
What a real fucking man he is. The minute jasper is doing something he doesn't like he makes plans to throw it away. Not, you know, maybe trying something different like not looking him up in the bedroom.
I don't even believe he's being that much of a bother. I've got 4 cats, and while they can be assholes they've never woken us up.
The only way I could even remotely believe the cat is causing that much mischief is if they got him at 8 weeks or so and specifically played with him by moving their feet under the sheets. How else would he know it's a game unless you fucking teach him it.

He's going to throw away another living creature because it's inconvenient and the insufferable cunt is going to put all the blame on the one person who won't even know she's the bad guy.

In fact, this is Dave, he's probably ALREADY gotten rid of the cat and is working on a 2 week story arc of lies and deceit.
He'll lead with Kat forced me to get rid of him and then almost immediately he'll switch to "so you guys have any idea of how much it costs to have a cat ack ack ack? We had to buy special food and premium light weight cat litter for him! Every week! On my precious day off I had to become slave to this feline, constantly going to the store for him. It's over 50$ a week! Anyway now back to one of the half dozen $60 games I bought this week and will only play an hour of "
Depends on the cat I think, some like to lay on you. Just probably happens when your sleeping. I’m sure they make safe cat repellent that you could put on things so they won’t fuck with it. Hell, there’s probably stuff you can whip up in the kitchen.

Like with everything, Phil’s creating the monster. Just let the kat out for the night and close your door, he has no claws so worse he can do is bite shit or just lock him in kat’s office. It’s pretty funny how vehemently he was against owning a cat, spewing bs like they’re so expensive and yet he comes out with having the kat for almost 2 years now.

theory: the 2k was jasper’s rent and that money’s running out so the cats now a detractor
 
Didn't take long for the 2K khet saga to end. Do you think Jasper will be forgotten quickly or will there be a lot of trolling and lean ins. I am starting to think that Jasper "escaped", surely boomer Phil would take photos of Jasper so he would have some content for his fantastic Instagram.

Also doods, almost at 5000 pages! What a great milestone, here's to another 5000 pages of greed and insanity throughout the 2020s!
 
Almost guarantee that Kar does not hate Jasper. This is just 'super clever Dave' setting up the narrative so he can dump the cat and not look like a monster.

This fucking beta cuck is going to throw his bitch in front of the bus to accomplish it.
What a real fucking man he is. The minute jasper is doing something he doesn't like he makes plans to throw it away. Not, you know, maybe trying something different like not looking him up in the bedroom.
I don't even believe he's being that much of a bother. I've got 4 cats, and while they can be assholes they've never woken us up.
The only way I could even remotely believe the cat is causing that much mischief is if they got him at 8 weeks or so and specifically played with him by moving their feet under the sheets. How else would he know it's a game unless you fucking teach him it.

He's going to throw away another living creature because it's inconvenient and the insufferable cunt is going to put all the blame on the one person who won't even know she's the bad guy.

In fact, this is Dave, he's probably ALREADY gotten rid of the cat and is working on a 2 week story arc of lies and deceit.
He'll lead with Kat forced me to get rid of him and then almost immediately he'll switch to "so you guys have any idea of how much it costs to have a cat ack ack ack? We had to buy special food and premium light weight cat litter for him! Every week! On my precious day off I had to become slave to this feline, constantly going to the store for him. It's over 50$ a week! Anyway now back to one of the half dozen $60 games I bought this week and will only play an hour of "

he did his best to find a cat that wouldn't destroy furniture or cables, but is too stubborn to invest time into behaviour
 
Didn't take long for the 2K khet saga to end. Do you think Jasper will be forgotten quickly or will there be a lot of trolling and lean ins. I am starting to think that Jasper "escaped", surely boomer Phil would take photos of Jasper so he would have some content for his fantastic Instagram.
I don't really tune in to any restreams, but I'm hard pressed to recall more than maybe 5 times Jasper has appeared on stream (including the initial 2K HYPE) since he was introduced.

So much for it being a huge phasitive for the audience that he'd hyped it up to be. Initially I suspected that Dave had seen how much interactive and phasitive khanteibutions LSB had been receiving towards Rocky, but I guess implementing a second webcam for Jasper would be too much effort.
 
I don't really tune in to any restreams, but I'm hard pressed to recall more than maybe 5 times Jasper has appeared on stream (including the initial 2K HYPE) since he was introduced.

So much for it being a huge phasitive for the audience that he'd hyped it up to be. Initially I suspected that Dave had seen how much interactive and phasitive khanteibutions LSB had been receiving towards Rocky, but I guess implementing a second webcam for Jasper would be too much effort.

it went from "jasper will join us on the evening stream" to "I can only leave the door open if khet isn't home, and jasper can enter the room if he wants, I won't force him"
 
Didn't take long for the 2K khet saga to end. Do you think Jasper will be forgotten quickly or will there be a lot of trolling and lean ins. I am starting to think that Jasper "escaped", surely boomer Phil would take photos of Jasper so he would have some content for his fantastic Instagram.

Also doods, almost at 5000 pages! What a great milestone, here's to another 5000 pages of greed and insanity throughout the 2020s!
He'll put up a picture of his cat 3-4 times a year just to let everyone knows they didn't run away...not sure what he'll do about Jasper though.
 
So now kat is being irritated by the cat.

Figured I'd archive this for possible future reference:

















'Jasper is causing a lot of trouble today. Kat was saying that when she was trying to do stuff, he was just constantly bothering her and getting up in everything; she was trying to cook - he was in the food, you know. He has been like this recently - he's been up and acting out(??). She had to keep spraying him with the water bottle to get him to go away.'


So now they're both structurally spraying him wit a water bottle. Yeah... that sounds like completely healthy relationship between a pet and its owners... They're gambling on Jasper actually understanding the link between him doing something wrong and him getting sprayed, while they're taking a huge gamble of him not understanding it, which mostly results in a cat getting vicious/distrustful/easily frightened (and therefore maybe lashing/biting as a defense) etc.

Some stuff I found online that talk about spraying/disciplining a cat:

Don't use a spray bottle: There is an old myth about using a spray bottle to redirect a cat's bad behavior, but the truth is she likely doesn't associate being sprayed with the bad behavior. She is likely to stop doing what she is doing by running away from being sprayed, rather understanding the discipline is linked to her behavior. This method can also cause your cat to become withdrawn at even the site of a squirt bottle, and that is not something that you want to do.
(https://www.hillspet.com/cat-care/routine-care/how-to-discipline-a-cat)

After you spray your cat with water, you might feel elated, at first, to see the problem behavior momentarily discontinue.
But as you approach your cat for a snuggle, you might notice your cat flinching, or even running away from you. Punishments break your cat’s trust. They don’t understand that your furniture is expensive, or that they’re getting litterbox germs all over the kitchen counter. Exploring, clawing and climbing are natural behaviors, and punishment is not going to lessen your cat’s need to express their natural instincts.
Spraying your cat with water will also make them distrustful of similar bottles and sensations. If you ever have to use flea spray, medicated spray, or even bathe your cat, they will have negative associations that will make these processes very stressful for them.
(https://ilovepets.co/spraying-cat-water/)

Some cat owners believe squirting water from a handheld bottle can be an effective and harmless way to teach a cat to avoid certain behaviors. The truth is that using the water bottle as a tool for disciplining cats is not a good idea. Yes, in some cases it may teach a cat to avoid certain areas in your home or even certain behaviors, but that comes with a potential price tag that you really want to avoid.
How is disciplining a cat with a water bottle supposed to work?
The concept is simple enough. Kitty does something “bad” and immediately experiences a negative outcome in the form of a harmless spray of water. That should teach her not to scratch the sofa or climb the kitchen counter again, right? And after all, what’s the harm in getting some water sprayed around you? Hey, that’s how theme parks keep people cool in the summer, so it can’t be that bad?
When the topic comes up on our cat forums we often have members who say that spraying their cat with a water bottle did work for them. It helped them teach the cat to stop an unwanted behavior. Proponents of this method explain that you should avoid spraying the cat’s face, aim for the back and try to hide the fact that you’re the one operating the water bottle. While these measures could potentially help minimize the downside of water spraying, they are difficult to implement and may not work.

Why squirting Kitty with water isn’t a good idea

1. It turns you into an obnoxious clown (🤡
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Are you familiar with the classic water-squirting flower trick? The idea is to ask unsuspecting friends to smell that wonderful flower that’s pinned on your shirt. Once anyone gets his or her face close enough, you squeeze a hidden pump with your hand which sends a squirt of water right out of the flower and into your victim’s face.
How would you feel if your best friend were to pull that trick on you? In all likelihood, having water sprayed into your face without warning won’t be very welcome. Chances are you will be keeping your distance from that “friend” in the future.
For your cat, that spray of water is as surprising as a squirt from a fake flower. Kitty was just being a cat, scratching to sharpen his or her claws or perhaps making good use of vertical space in your home by jumping on the counter tops. There’s nothing wrong with these behaviors in the mind of a cat. From the feline point of view, you just decided to launch a very stupid sneak attack with no provocation.
2. It can hard for your cat to make the connection
Consider this from the cat’s point of view. Kitty was doing something, in a certain location, and got sprayed by you. Which should be avoided in the future? The location? The act? The person who sprayed?
If you’re very lucky, the cat may successfully make the association between the water spray and his or her undesirable behavior. However, many cats realize it wasn’t the couch or the kitchen counter that soaked them. All they know is that their dear and (formerly) trusted owner did. They are more likely to avoid you than to avoid whatever object you were trying to deter them from touching.
3. Your cat can get away with the crime – when you’re not around
Using the water spray method depends on you being around to operate the bottle. If Kitty jumps on the counter while you’re away at work, nothing happens. This means the association you tried to create – jumping on counters causes bad things to happen – doesn’t work anymore. That’s one reason why this method is often ineffective.
4. It’s stressful for your cat
Imagine living your life knowing that something unpleasant is going to surprise you in the safety of your own home. For example, let’s say you’re afraid of bugs. How would you feel if you knew there were giant roaches somewhere within your home? You may encounter them at any point in your daily routine and you just never know when or where that might happen. Can you imagine how stressful that would be? That’s how your cat would feel with the water bottle lurking around.
Kitty needs to feel safe and secure in your home, living free of fear of mysterious unexpected sprays of water. The heightened stress level could lead to health and behavior problems. If there are already other causes for stress in your cat’s life, adding the threat of a water spray may just be the straw that will break the proverbial camel’s back and lead to things like Feline Idiopathic Cystitis in cats that are prone to the condition.
5. It doesn’t address the root of the unwanted behavior
Many owners use the water bottle to deter the cat from what is in fact a perfectly natural feline behavior. For example, cats jump on counters because they have an innate need to explore high places in their territory; they scratch furniture because they need to claw at large stable objects in their territory for various reasons; they may attack other cats or even humans due to a variety of reasons, and they may even urinate or defecate outside the litterbox for other reasons.
The point is, there is a reason for Kitty’s “problem” behavior. That behavior fulfills a need in your cat’s life which you shouldn’t just ignore.
If you want to teach your cat to avoid the kitchen counters, you have to first provide her or him with alternative vertical spaces to climb on. If you want to protect your couch from being scratched, the first step must be getting the right kind of scratching post and placing it in the right spot that meets the cat’s needs. If Kitty is peeing on the carpet, you have to figure out why that is happening and address the root of the problem.
Simply trying to deter your cat from any unwanted behavior without providing a suitable solution to his or her needs is an exercise in futility.

“But it worked for my cat!”

When the topic comes up in the cat behavior forum, there’s often a member who shares a success story where the water bottle method seemed to have worked.
The truth is that sometimes it really does. If you understand the behavior problem, provide good alternatives first and then use the water squirt to deter Kitty from the unwanted behavior, it could work. Especially if you’re around all day to create a strong association between action and outcome. Moreover, if you’re very good about masking the fact that you’re the one operating the water bottle, it’s theoretically possible not to undermine the bond between you and your cat. And if Kitty happens to be one of those stress-resistant cats and lives in an otherwise stress-free environment, then you may just luck out and avoid negative consequences.
There’s one problem though: There are way too many “if’s” in the previous paragraph. Which is why recommending this method is always a bad idea. Just because you managed to apply it without noticing any negative effects does not mean someone else can. You cannot assume that the owner understands the nature of the problem and knows how to provide good alternatives for the cat.
Perhaps more importantly, you have no way of knowing how resistant that cat may be to the high level of stress involved in applying this kind of deterrent. On top of that, unfortunately most people perceive spraying water as a form of punishment, using it as a way to discipline through exercising imagined authority over the cat. That’s a recipe for undermining the delicate human-feline bond.
For every success story, we hear many other stories where using the water bottle method failed. Unfortunately, in many cases, not only did it not solve the problem, it created new ones. Compared to the original problem, the damage caused by the constant stress and the blow delivered to the bond between owner and cat can be much harder to fix.

So, what to use instead?

We hope that by now you’re convinced not to spray water on your cat. However, the behavior problem is still there, so how can you teach your cat to play by the rules?
If you’re faced with any unwanted cat behavior, you should follow these steps –
  1. Understand why your cat is behaving this way and what natural needs the behavior addresses.
  2. Provide your cat with an appropriate and non-destructive way to address these needs.
  3. Use positive reinforcement or passive deterrent systems to teach your cat to stop the unwanted behavior.
(https://thecatsite.com/c/5-reasons-to-never-spray-water-on-your-cat-2/)

You’d think that based on the popularity of the squirt bottle technique, it must be an extremely effective and successful method of training cats. The truth is though, it’s not effective at training a cat to cease engaging in unwanted behaviors. The squirt bottle technique only accomplishes three things:
  1. It creates frustration in the cat
  2. It causes the cat to become afraid of you
  3. The cat learns to wait until you aren’t around before engaging in the behavior
(https://www.catbehaviorassociates.com/the-squirt-bottle-controversy/)

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Fred once said they're going to be playing that song at his funeral.

I love that Phil did what we all figured he would and has ripped access to the cat away from his audience after the $2,000 paywall.
Shows yet again how he truly is his own worst enemy.

Perhaps for the next year, he'll put seeing Jasper in his streams behind a different paywall? The greed is strong with this one
 
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I would imagine there's going to be a lot of enraged detractors who won't take too kindly to Phil potentially doing to that cat what he did to the hamsters, which is basically let them starve in a cage until their prayers for the sweet embrace of death were mercifully answered
 
Fred once said they're going to be playing that song at his funeral.

I love that Phil did what we all figured he would and has ripped access to the cat away from his audience after the $2,000 paywall.
Shows yet again how he truly is his own worst enemy.

instead of some cable management, and behavioural training, dave would rather pretend there's nothing he can do

it's obvious jasper isn't happy, he needs a friend

i'm glad the karma came back to bite dave in the ass after he shipped a cat half way across america solely because it was declawed
 
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instead of some cable management, and behavioural training, dave would rather pretend there's nothing he can do

it's obvious jasper isn't happy, he needs a friend

i'm glad the karma came back to bite dave in the ass after he shipped a cat half way across america solely because it was declawed
karma bit him in the ass? He made $2000 to reveal a fucking cat. Short of him killing the cat on stream by accident, I would hardly call this karma biting him in the ass.
 
instead of some cable management, and behavioural training, dave would rather pretend there's nothing he can do

it's obvious jasper isn't happy, he needs a friend

i'm glad the karma came back to bite dave in the ass after he shipped a cat half way across america solely because it was declawed

Cahm Awhn! Buy a $16 cable protector so Jasper can't chew things is impossible because DSP has no money. Kat also can't buy it either because it's not her office; it's DSP's office.


 
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