Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

[Creep3r]

I own the elder scrolls cookbook, what really surprised me was the sections dedicated to seasonings and ales and not just some fanciful mixed drink garbage its the real shit.

Makes me want to post stuff from the ES cookbook for comparison just to make the GE cookbook look worse, but then that might discourage people from buying the ES cookbook and I don't want that since its actually fucking good.

Also here's some more new Plan 9 merch...

Fetish lipstick? Really? Again, who the fuck is this for...?

And speaking of merch, this is what most claim the SW sections at their local Walmart look like right now.

This is just sad compared to how these shitty aisles were filled with crap right before TFA and TLJ. Maybe this is why they're letting appliance and beauty product companies make SW merch, they're probably stupid enough to pay a lot for the rights to make this crap while Hasbro suffers.

Also in other news, Lando is not Lando's real name according to Disney. His real name is Baron Balthazar Landonis Calrissian III Esq... Wouldn't that just be hilarious if Disney keeps retconning the names of characters? We already know Han Solo is actually just Han as Solo wasn't even a real name (real last name unknown but probably stupid). They could even do "Leia is actually Maricia Leiaus Organa Morgania, Luke is actually Altho Lukemus Sky Walker and C-3PO is actually C-Unit-345-PO!" If they do it, it would ensure their ultimate status as donut steals and cheap knock offs of the originals.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

Sail the high seas for it if you really have to.

When you reward shit with money, even if it's just "to see how bad it is," the only message you send is: "shit=$".

Well shit, I don’t know how to sail, nor do I know where it’s best to sail as well.

 

[UnKillFill]

Well shit, I don’t know how to sail, nor do I know where it’s best to sail as well.

I'm sure there are plenty on here who could steer you the the right direction. All I can say is make sure you use a "Vessel of Prime Navigation". (Or VPN for short.)

 

[Adamska]

Wikipedia... Truly a bastion of unbiased truths...


They had to get at least one right. Funny that its the only one that's completely taken from a pre-Disney source that already had its own recipe while non of Disney's original ideas could deliver. And even though its the only edible one, its the only one not available at the park ironically enough.

"Or" how about not have the food at GE be awful? Make the food good enough people would want to make it at home?

I'm seriously beginning to think Bob Chapek might have been the main "genius" behind the recipe loadouts for the park. After all, why make some new and impressive recipes when you can cart over the same shit from other areas? Why bother getting actual chicken and dressing it up, when you can go to Burger King's Chicken Fries manufacturer and demand some of that shit with the KFC insta-mash? Why make good main courses when you can just sell stale fucking impossible burgers at 2.5 times their value?

I suspect the most testing and recipe research done was either by a very drunk Kathleen Kennedy, or a bunch of soy filled faggots from their Marketing department. Probably both, with the latter doing the fucktarded vegan menu that renders those allergic to soy unable to eat any of that shit.

Surprised GE isn't selling that sort of crap. Get gas station discount soda, dissolve MSG in it, and then steal some frozen patties from a McDonald's and marinate that in the disgusting mixture created. Then overcook the resultant mess so that you can't get sued if someone throws up after eating the abomination.

I actually believe this is how they came up with some of their dishes given how goddamn cheap and shit they look.

Is it just me or weren't we on page 951 right now?

Edit: I just thought of something, why not fold the Ronto wraps up like this?
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It certainly would make them look more exotic.

It would. Another cool idea I had for a vegan was an alien based sausage that is in reality a finely seasoned mushroom stalk that was sauteed in with other veg (which is actually a smart way to do vegan "hot dogs") that adds serious umami flavoring to the meal without the worries of having animal fats. Or hell, cricket bread or bush foods would be neat too.

Literal spergs from this site could design a better menu than this shit.

 

[XYZpdq]

Saw some of the ride through videos on local media twitter. Looked like a bunch of screens.

 

[Love Machine]

Makes me want to post stuff from the ES cookbook for comparison just to make the GE cookbook look worse, but then that might discourage people from buying the ES cookbook and I don't want that since its actually fucking good.

Also here's some more new Plan 9 merch...
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Fetish lipstick? Really? Again, who the fuck is this for...?

>have sith trooper and cp3o lipstick
>not even the proper shade of red or gold.

 

[Creep3r]

Another cool idea I had for a vegan was an alien based sausage that is in reality a finely seasoned mushroom stalk that was sauteed in with other veg (which is actually a smart way to do vegan "hot dogs") that adds serious umami flavoring to the meal without the worries of having animal fats. Or hell, cricket bread or bush foods would be neat too.

Literal spergs from this site could design a better menu than this shit.

Great idea. Then again, I like shroom dishes. And it'd make for some good cookbook lore too since you're not too far off. Just like your Garfield insert, there was a decent meat substitute in pre-Disney SW that came from mushrooms that could move around on their own called Snoruuk which were farmed and herded by Gamorreans.

Also the name of the main character of the Mandalorian was leaked. He's called Dyn Jarren, and the show is already portraying Leia's New Republic as terrible despite the show only being 5 years in, which is not nearly enough time to enforce order, but then again, we know Leia's republic fails and she's kicked out of it for shit reasons while they completely remove their armies and weapons. Seems like the show is already being used to try and justify Disney canon's terrible decisions, and JJ and the nu-story group's awful worldbuilding. Considering how popular the show is getting, it makes me worried that people will start to love Disney's worldbuilding even more now even if it came at the cost of cucking over everything.

r/saltierthancrait - The Mandalorian Is Already Showing Why Star Wars' New Republic Wasn't Good

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[RomanesEuntDomus]

I don't know. I'm starting to doubt it will be received as a dumpsterfire by the general public. Not to say they may not like it, but that the movie will at best just be a series of dumb flashy action set pieces. If the movie just does that, I don't think people will consider it worse than TLJ. The fans though won't gaf.

I have a friend that is very adamant about going to watch this movie, he says that all he wants is explosions in space and here I am thinking, he must be the dumbest motherfucker if he's going to watch SW for that. I mean, he has the most terrible tastes in movies ever, he enjoyed Terminator Dark Fate and Predator Upgrade for crying out loud.

That's the kind of market this movie has to "conquer", people willing to throw 20 bucks down the drain to watch "explosions in space".

Should I wait to see the movie (I don’t want to contribute to opening week ticket sales) or should I just go in as soon as it’s out to experience shit? Also should I watch The Last Jedi or is that just filler now?

If you can't figure out how to sail the high seas, at least do us all and yourself a favor and do the "pay for random movie, sneak into Star Wars" thing.

Anyone paying money to watch this garbage fire ironically should be sodomized with a cactus covered in habanero sauce.

Also in other news, Lando is not Lando's real name according to Disney. His real name is Baron Balthazar Landonis Calrissian III Esq... Wouldn't that just be hilarious if Disney keeps retconning the names of characters. Han Solo is actually just Han (real last name unknown but probably stupid), Leia is actually Maricia Leiaus Organa Morgania, Luke is actually Altho Lukemus Sky Walker and C-3PO is actually C-Unit-345-PO. Would ensure their ultimate status as donut steals.

What the fuck am I reading?

 

[Creep3r]

What the fuck am I reading?

"Everything you knew is a lie" by JJ Abrams

 

[Jub-Jub]

Despite being larger and more packed, the uj cake in the cookbook isn't even available in the park, instead you get this batuu bon thing which is green and looks like moss or green poop with cheese and chocolate on top.

Looked this up and it's claimed to be Chocolate cake, white chocolate mousse, coffee custard and chocolate button, so it probably tastes fine. Although the green looks like it could be matcha (i.e. a finely powdered type of green tea that the Japanese love to put on everything).

 

[Antipathy]

I have a friend that is very adamant about going to watch this movie, he says that all he wants is explosions in space and here I am thinking, he must be the dumbest motherfucker if he's going to watch SW for that. I mean, he has the most terrible tastes in movies ever, he enjoyed Terminator Dark Fate and Predator Upgrade for crying out loud.

Then get him through his wallet. Go find some absurd B popcorn flick with way more explosions in space than TROS will have, and see if you can get him to watch that with you instead while you get hammered.

 

[Creep3r]

Looked this up and it's claimed to be Chocolate cake, white chocolate mousse, coffee custard and chocolate button, so it probably tastes fine. Although the green looks like it could be matcha (i.e. a finely powdered type of green tea that the Japanese love to put on everything).
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I think it is green tea powder if I remember right. It tastes fine overall but the presentation and design leaves much to be desired. Its counterpart looks far better though and probably the only food item at GE that doesn't look half bad and actually could pass off for being alien unlike the rest of the crap.

However this one is a passion fruit mousse and raspberry cream puff. Its name "OiOi" and backstory comes from a food in Chuck Wendig's novel that contains alcohol and causes farting.

 

[Reverend]

Also in other news, Lando is not Lando's real name according to Disney. His real name is Baron Balthazar Landonis Calrissian III Esq... Wouldn't that just be hilarious if Disney keeps retconning the names of characters. Han Solo is actually just Han (real last name unknown but probably stupid), Leia is actually Maricia Leiaus Organa Morgania, Luke is actually Altho Lukemus Sky Walker and C-3PO is actually C-Unit-345-PO. Would ensure their ultimate status as donut steals.

Baron...Balthazar.....fuck these people and their need to destroy the past for their own fart huffing self-importance.

 

[Zaryiu]

Shit. I forgot to discuss that. Someone already posted the video of the ride in this thread (can't remember who, but thank you for posting it).

The ride is exactly how I said it would be.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/star-w...y-about-last-jedi.32492/page-504#post-4788752

And like I pointed out a few months ago, it looks like they cut a lot of the more complex and expensive features that caused problems with the ride.
They removed the experimental laser/mirror mechanic they were trying to implement entirely and just replaced it with flashing lights so the fight scenes look terrible.
They completely disabled the movements of the AT-AT's heads, so not only do they not fire on you, but they don't even look at you which seems to have resulted in them now keeping that area will lit despite initial testing having it dark for the laser effect, and now its no longer dark the AT-AT area doesn't look nearly as intimidating.
A lot of the animatronics have been replaced with 2D screens.
They replaced Kylo Ren throwing his lightsaber at you with his saber just cutting through the roof.
Also I can't tell if the introduction is still the same, since the video only starts after escaping the prison cell.
Kylo Ren getting beaten by having a piece of the roof land on him is still the same but its way cheaper-looking than what the initial concepts and testing implied.
The escape pod/exist sequence is still the same. Its a miracle they managed to get that working right, unless they replaced the risky elevator system with a Star Tours/Falcon pod that jiggles but descends slowly.
Finn is in this and is reduced to a comic relief Stepin Fetchit role again... and pretty much everything else is the same.

Does anyone have a video of the intro so I can compare how much they changed or if they actually bothered to keep/break their other lame promise of a "revolutionary" hologram feature that would have Rey at the start?

As for opening day feedback, I'll try and find that out now.

Kylo Ren? More like Jobber Ren

 

[Poe-Shen Zcela]

I think it is green tea powder if I remember right. It tastes fine overall but the presentation and design leaves much to be desired. Its counterpart looks far better though and probably the only food item at GE that doesn't look half bad and actually could pass off for being alien unlike the rest of the crap.
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However this one is a passion fruit mousse and raspberry cream puff. Its name "OiOi" and backstory comes from a food in Chuck Wendig's novel that contains alcohol and causes farting.

Good, I'll avoid that sparkly sperg bomb if I ever set foot in Galaxy's Edge. Better yet, I'll tell people what that thing is based on just to gross them out.

Baron...Balthazar.....fuck these people and their need to destroy the past for their own fart huffing self-importance.

I think it might be subconscious spite. They want to make fun of Star Wars and don't realize that's what they're doing yet.

Also the name of the main character of the Mandalorian was leaked. He's called Dyn Jarren, and the show is already portraying Leia's New Republic as terrible despite the show only being 5 years in, which is not nearly enough time to enforce order, but then again, we know Leia's republic fails and she's kicked out of it for shit reasons while they completely remove their armies and weapons. Seems like the show is already being used to try and justify Disney canon's terrible decisions, and JJ and the nu-story group's awful worldbuilding. Considering how popular the show is getting, it makes me worried that people will start to love Disney's worldbuilding even more now even if it came at the cost of cucking over everything.

I already didn't like how they shat on the New Republic in Episode 3, but I think this last episode from Bryce is the first real crack in the dam. It's only a matter of time now before this shit gets broke, whether it's because of woke pandering or because of them stubbornly trying to salvage the Sequel Trilogy.

Some insight on the ScreenRant article r/saltierthancrate was commenting on:

The article's logic is as follows:

(1) Mando and Friends work in a borderline illegal profession in a frontier setting, far from any organised government.

Therefore:

(2) Mando and Friends don't see the New Republic as willing or able to help them, because what they're doing is borderline illegal.

Therefore (and this is where her logic utterly breaks down):

(3) The NR cannot satisfy these characters. Characters who reject it, in a setting outside its influence.

Therefore:

(4) The NR can't be said to be 'good' or worthy of admiration. Never mind that the standards she sets are impossible for any non-omnipotent organisation to meet.

To be honest, this sloppiness says a lot more about ScreenRant than it does about her.

I think it still stands that The Mandalorian reinforces the shitty New Republic of the Disney Trilogy.

 

[Antipathy]

It's only a matter of time now before this shit gets broke, whether it's because of woke pandering or trying to salvage the Sequel Trilogy.

I called this shit since before the fucking premiere. That bounty hunter girl is the start of this wokeness.

 

[Zaryiu]

Thank you. Unlike the rest of the ride, it seems the intro and waiting areas have remained largely unchanged, although the more prominent role of the Ackbar donut steal animatronic is new. Part of me wonders if this was actually intended to be Ackbar before TLJ changed their plans. I mean, heck this ain't even Ackbar's dick-headed nu-son. Its just another donut steal who's never been seen in anything before and just replaces a pre-existing character by having the exact same nature and role, and much like the concept, Nien is the only OT character in this shit. Overall, it seems the intro does a better job of being entertaining unlike the lackluster ride itself which is pretty damn pathetic, I mean the ride itself looks so damn cheap and not even half as realistic as the intro, which only starts to go to shit when they arrive in the FO ship. And why the fuck is Rey giving the briefing instead of Poe or Rose? Is she even a ranked Resistance officer? When the hell did this happen? She was in the base for like a few minutes before fucking off to join Luke and only comes back at the last minute. She's had no time for rankings and shit, or did Leia just magically promote Rey to general because she's just that special? Kinda sad since this clearly had potential but they had to dumb it down in rush development and with a sequel basis. Also it looks so unimmersive to have all those nu-trooper mannequins stand behind a few bars that add nothing and take away from the immersion. The hangar is just as small as the early development pics implied too. Also it kinda feels really awkward trying to take not-Ackbar's scene seriously when there's a bunch of people sticking mobile phones in his face.

Wait does anyone know how much time passed between TLJ and RoSW ()Rape of Star Wars) because if it's year as was speculated/mentionned earlier in the thread then MAYBE she actually joined the Resistance since not that i expect something even remotly sane from Disney and NuLucasfilms

 

[Adamska]

I have a friend that is very adamant about going to watch this movie, he says that all he wants is explosions in space and here I am thinking, he must be the dumbest motherfucker if he's going to watch SW for that. I mean, he has the most terrible tastes in movies ever, he enjoyed Terminator Dark Fate and Predator Upgrade for crying out loud.

That's the kind of market this movie has to "conquer", people willing to throw 20 bucks down the drain to watch "explosions in space".

Show him Bahubali and just Bollywood movies in general and highlight their superiority to the refuse he consumes. Hell, Chinese movies too. Those are over the top explosion and action movies.

Great idea. Then again, I like shroom dishes. And it'd make for some good cookbook lore too since you're not too far off. Just like your Garfield insert, there was a decent meat substitute in pre-Disney SW that came from mushrooms that could move around on their own called Snoruuk which were farmed and herded by Gamorreans.
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Also the name of the main character of the Mandalorian was leaked. He's called Dyn Jarren, and the show is already portraying Leia's New Republic as terrible despite the show only being 5 years in, which is not nearly enough time to enforce order, but then again, we know Leia's republic fails and she's kicked out of it for shit reasons while they completely remove their armies and weapons. Seems like the show is already being used to try and justify Disney canon's terrible decisions, and JJ and the nu-story group's awful worldbuilding. Considering how popular the show is getting, it makes me worried that people will start to love Disney's worldbuilding even more now even if it came at the cost of cucking over everything.

r/saltierthancrait - The Mandalorian Is Already Showing Why Star Wars' New Republic Wasn't Good

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When they inevitably steal the ideas in this thread (like the fixed ronto wraps), they'll owe the creator of Snoruuk and Lucas a lot of royalty money, and me a 0.5% commission for the idea.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Then get him through his wallet. Go find some absurd B popcorn flick with way more explosions in space than TROS will have, and see if you can get him to watch that with you instead while you get hammered.

Show him Bahubali and just Bollywood movies in general and highlight their superiority to the refuse he consumes. Hell, Chinese movies too. Those are over the top explosion and action movies.

I fear that he needs the SW name attached to it, since he's a brand obsessed person. So, the perfect victim for Disney's shit. I mean, if you don't care about SW and are easily dazzled by nice CGI, fine, but this guy watches objetively crappy shit like the newest Predator and enjoys them and I have no clue why. I guess he enjoys the basic ideas independent of the actual quality, so if a movie goes for something "new" he doesn't care if it turns out like crap. All I know is that when you are willingly watching (say) John Connor getting axed in favor of some spic chick, I don't think you can call yourself a true fan of the original at all.
He also denies that there is any kind of agenda in Terminator Dank Fart, so there's that.

These people exist. And I fear, they exist in sufficient numbers to carry this movie over the edge to not be a total failure and that saddens me.

 

[Adamska]

I fear that he needs the SW name attached to it, since he's a brand obsessed person. So, the perfect victim for Disney's shit. I mean, if you don't care about SW, fine, but this guy watches objetively crappy shit like the newest Predator and enjoys them and I have no clue why. I guess he enjoys the basic ideas independent of the actual quality, so if a movie goes for something "new" he doesn't care if it turns out like crap. All I know is that when you are willingly watching as (say) John Connor gets axed in favor of some spic chick, I don't think you can call yourself a true fan of the original at all.
He also denies that there is any kind of agenda in Terminator Dank Fart, so there's that.

These people exist. And I fear, they exist in sufficient numbers to carry this movie over the edge to not be a total failure and that saddens me.

So he's just a tard who wastes money. Okay. Just get him some dollar store chicken fries style tendies and insta-mash for the day and tell him it came from Galaxy's Edge as fried Tip-Yip then then. Maybe try and see if he believes you.