Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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It's Channel Awesome syndrome, where people who build their entire careers on mocking and criticizing professional entertainment and the people who made it suddenly think it's bullying when it happens to them.

Except, as otherwise awful and cow worthy as most of them are, very few Channel Awesome contributors rant about how tens of millions of people are subhuman and should be denied basic rights on a daily basis.
Speaking of channel awesome.
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Here is former busystreet blog owner jordan hass/SA's televisedinsanity calling Robert out.

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When you whine to your family to defend you, you lose the right to be a realpeople adult. Bobby, your brother defending you just proves what we all knew; that you're just a spoiled rotten smoothbrain with tardrage problems who'd be homeless right now without them (literally, Chip has to fucking house him).
 
For pete sake Chris, don't stick up for your dumbass brother on twitter. I know "family" and all that jazz, but don't walk into a shitstorm that your own brother has been creating for the last few years.
Especially when he's a grown man who should be able to fight his battles for him.

Doing this just means people might force you to see all the times your brother advocated for and still supports the idea that obsolete workers like you should die jobless and away from the "superior future" he screams for. Just show off how your tard brother is a fascist.

Because I'd legit do that if I bothered enough with social media.
 
Speaking of channel awesome.
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Here is former busystreet blog owner jordan hass/SA's televisedinsanity calling Robert out.

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:story:Bobbie is mad that the everyone on the left isn't part of his personal defense force. You might as well tell people "don't punch left" like Chris Cantwell said about the right, Bob. Of course just like Cantwell, you punch your own "team" all the time (ex: Bernie, Tulsi, Yang) and are a huge liability.

I like how he's simultaneously an extreme believer in the left/right paradigm (even saying the center isn't real, which it probably isn't in the sense that Bob thinks it's supposed to be, but that's just because he doesn't understand what being centrist on an issue or in general actually means) and calls it a tired old paradigm for reasons that have nothing to do with his political beliefs and everything to do with his self-centered outlook.

>Brick By Brick by Robert Chipman

>deeply personal

Did I wake up in the bizarro universe again?
Nah, it is deeply personal, because Bob couldn't help spilling his spaghetti everywhere in his alleged book about Mario 3.
 
Robert Chipman EXPOSES the authoritarian nature of evil Republican mayonnaise ghouls.
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But Robert, haven't you in your infinite galaxy-brained wisdom acknowledged that the evil mayonnaise ghouls want authoritarianism? Also, it's common knowledge that Robert fantasises about an authoritarian DNC regime where the everyone who might vote differently from him would be oppressed and disenfranchised.

It always makes me laugh for a solid amount of time when Blob projects the DNC on the GOP. It makes me laugh even harder when he proclaims he is not and will never settle for being mediocre. I mean he is right...he is far below that bar.

I mean in his Eugenic future bob would be one of the first to go

He would be sterilized and made to work a real job. Probably physical labor which would kill him pretty quickly. Blob isn't popular enough to be a real propagandist so off to the salt mines Blobbo! They'll probably flood less than your current cave.

So a Podcast did an episode on Bob's book, which they just unlocked publicly. Of course Bob is mad.
Also he is very upset that he might have to meet them in person and confront people that don't like him. The horror.
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Link to the Podcast.

He keeps pretending he is a journalist because he makes shitty review videos. Also where is this fatass going that he meets other journalists?

What a fucking dunce.
 
Off topic but would you mind giving a link to the full article?
I'm in the mood for some of Goldbergs normiecon movie takes.

There u go.
 
This makes me think, does chris even read Robert's tweets. Robert goes on autistic tard rages about pretty much everyone who doesn't agree with him multiple times a day.
No fucking kidding. I get what his brother is saying, seriously, but Blob's entire online persona is "sped who never stops shitting on other people's work and insulting anyone not overtly slobbering his e-knob". Even people who agree with every last word he has to say inevitably get tired of his fat fucking mouth. Glass houses, and he has one of the Internet's biggest lard-catapults living in his basement.
 
It bugs me that both Bob and Chris call themselves "severely lapsed Catholics". If you don't believe in God, and don't believe that Catholicism is the One True Church, then yer just a friggin' run of the mill Atheist. I don't call myself a "severely lapsed child" because I grew into adulthood. Nor would I call myself a "severely lapsed Canadian" were I to have immigrated to America from Canada. Or a "severely lapsed fat person" were I to lose a bunch of weight.

The only thing about Bob that is "severely lapsed" is his brain functioning.
 
Wow, this Allison guy is really giving Robert the business.

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And here is Robert's come back,with some of that old school "cancel tatics", when you scare audiences and colleagues with association of someone who oposes you. Surprised he didn't tag Patreon as well.

This could backfire Robert, cancel culture isn't doing so hot right now, you might have more followers but this Jack Allison seems to have more sway and charisma, if something happens to him this might...

Annnd they got the guy fired:

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Nice going Robert, now you are also the guy who makes people lose their jobs. Argue all you want that you never wanted this, someone lost a gig because of your butt-hurt.

Edit: I'm a huge autismo, Bazizo is Jack. I'm off to write my book on how Rocket Knight adventures saved my immortal soul.

Edit2: Holy crap, this Jack guy is demolishing Robert, because he and his brother went to his "employer" to bitch about him on DM, and the motherfucker published all of it:

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That is some good ass trolling right here.
 
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So "taking down someone for having a different political ideology" is bad? Isn't that the only thing Bobby does?

And a reminder to Christopher Chipman: your Linkedin is easy to find.

Jack Allison, the guy who did the dramatic reading of Brick By Brick, is fired (if you can call being part of a gaming channel a job).
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That is some good ass trolling right here.
Giga-lols for the fact Bob entirely misses the irony that "data-driven solutions" that judge people entirely on the basis of metadata and analytics is exactly his idea of an ideal future. For such a self-proclaimed pop culture maven, he doesn't seem to have ever watched a single episode of Black Mirror.
 
Wow, this Allison guy is really giving Robert the business.

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And here is Robert's come back,with some of that old school "cancel tatics", when you scare audiences and colleagues with association of someone who oposes you. Surprised he didn't tag Patreon as well.

This could backfire Robert, cancel culture isn't doing so hot right now, you might have more followers but this Jack Allison seems to have more sway and charisma, if something happens to him this might...

Annnd they got the guy fired:

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Nice going Robert, now you are also the guy who makes people lose their jobs. Argue all you want that you never wanted this, someone lost a gig because of your butt-hurt.

Edit: I'm a huge autismo, Bazizo is Jack. I'm off to write my book on how Rocket Knight adventures saved my immortal soul.

Edit2: Holy crap, this Jack guy is demolishing Robert, because he and his brother went to his "employer" to bitch about him on DM, and the motherfucker published all of it:

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That is some good ass trolling right here.

So wait.. is this guy fired or is he not? Because his Twitter is locked down at the moment.
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Oh the irony:
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This makes me think, does chris even read Robert's tweets.

To be fair, if we weren't aware of Bob's greatest Twitter hits, would any of us either?
 
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So "taking down someone for having a different political ideology" is bad? Isn't that the only thing Bobby does?

And a reminder to Christopher Chipman: your Linkedin is easy to find.

Jack Allison, the guy who did the dramatic reading of Brick By Brick, is fired (if you can call being part of a gaming channel a job).
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That last reply. People are giving the Chipmans no chill, which is exactly what they deserve since they have none to give anyone else.

Bob has completed his standard cycle of defense, BTW.
He's clearly going through a lot right now and can't even.
 
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