Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[ADHD]

@Serial Grapist

 

[StrawberryDouche]

She's so jealous the Slatons got the TLC show she was rejected for in addition to getting absolutely roasted Amy Fucking Slaton a few months ago. Calm down, gorl. You'll start a grease fire.

I hope someone can grab the full vid because that is tantalizing af.

eta: and omg, !OMG! Amber calling anyone out on a scam after helping Becky's mother scam $3000 with a GFM SHE advertized! The gall. The gall!

(edited to spell Slaton correctly. tf.)

 

[SweetDee]

@Serial Grapist
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[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

eta: and omg, !OMG! Amber calling anyone out on a scam after helping Becky's mother scam $3000 with a GFM SHE advertized! The gall. The gall!

Listen, haydur. Her gallbladder problems are NOT her fault and they have NOTHING to do with being fat and I think it's just DISGUSTING that you would mock her for that.

 

[Tammy Slaton's Male Aide]

Ah, shit! Smuglynn & Cuntylynn have combined forces & are on a rampage!

 

[nyankosensei]

@Serial Grapist
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nope you only lied about being raped ... among other things

 

[Serial Grapist]

Ugh, finally.... here’s the Michael B Petty reference....
#MichaelBPettyWho ?

FutureMrsBeckyWilliams #amberlynn on Twitter

“You can’t try to act like you don’t keep up with @MichaelBePetty and then try to shade him in the same (labored) breath. Pick one, sis. https://t.co/DV6QxzCq3O”

twitter.com

 

[ADHD]

Ugh, finally.... here’s the Michael B Petty reference....
#MichaelBPettyWho ?

FutureMrsBeckyWilliams #amberlynn on Twitter

“You can’t try to act like you don’t keep up with @MichaelBePetty and then try to shade him in the same (labored) breath. Pick one, sis. https://t.co/DV6QxzCq3O”

twitter.com

 

[Tammy Slaton's Male Aide]

Fatties calling other fatties fatties? Ah, that's rich!

 

[ADHD]

From Reddit, claims she's never been over 600 lbs, saying she was denied being on MSHPL because she wasn't a big enough trainwreck, and addressing the GFM scam.

 

[Twinkie]

That's a lie, she turned down MSHPL now she's trying to pretend she wanted it but wasn't sick enough, sure ham

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

she's "losing weight" but her neck is starting to swallow her head. interesting.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

From Reddit, claims she's never been over 600 lbs, saying she was denied being on MSHPL because she wasn't a big enough trainwreck, and addressing the GFM scam.

orly? Because we have her story of the producers totally ghosting her because she didn't have a fatass relative. She kept pestering them, and they never got back.

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

y'know amber, i heard if a person shows bare laygs during vlogmas, TLC will be much more likely to contact them about appearing on one of their freak shows. might be worth a shot.

 

[Beachy Peachy Keen]

Oh, Ham, you can insist that we would know if you'd ever reached 600lbs because you would be able to use that to your advantage at a later date post-weight loss all you want. But the immediacy of the narc-injury of admitting to cresting the 600 elbee mark would absolutely take precedence over possible future gloat material. (That we know she would never be in a position to use because she has no concept of delayed gratification. That is why she is 600 pounds before she even hits 30.)

Also, that goddamn stupid thing she does of inserting the word "hi" into her speech at peculiar moments is so grating.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Oh, Ham, you can insist that we would know if you'd ever reached 600lbs because you would be able to use that to your advantage at a later date post-weight loss all you want. But the immediacy of the narc-injury of admitting to cresting the 600 elbee mark would absolutely take precedence over possible future gloat material. (That we know she would never be in a position to use because she has no concept of delayed gratification. That is why she is 600 pounds before she even hits 30.)

Also, that goddamn stupid thing she does of inserting the word "hi" into her speech at peculiar moments is so grating.

And she had the audacity to offer that as proof she'd never been 600.


Amber's never knowingly scammed anyone! She just repeated what she was told, she told you what she knew. There ya go. Innocent victim and patsy once again!

She basically called Norma a scammer (because she is) to save her own oily hide.

 

[Red Mask]

I am loveen this. I honestly thought she would ignore the Slaton thing. She can take comfort in knowing she akes more $ than they do. Or something.

 

[MahFibro!]

Amber doesn't like public stalls because she couldn't fit in a normal stall and using the "big stall" would get her dirty looks.

And yet she has no problem getting dirty looks when she uses the mobility scooters at places like Wal-Mart.

 

[Twinkie]

orly? Because we have her story of the producers totally ghosting her because she didn't have a fatass relative. She kept pestering them, and they never got back.

That was for a different TLC freakshow, Family By the Ton

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

I've only known (personally) one pathological liar - not the kind of incidental liar people joke about being pathological, but a real one. That person pales in comparison to Big Al in scope. it's astonishing.

Also, that goddamn stupid thing she does of inserting the word "hi" into her speech at peculiar moments is so grating.

She's like a toddler who learns a new word and then marches around saying it constantly. Except she has a gigantic bowl of them: situation, deal, hi, honestly, Imma be real, I promise, if you will (a recent addition), and so on. For someone who claims to love to read, her vocabulary is shit.