Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[StrawberryDouche]

I am loveen this. I honestly thought she would ignore the Slaton thing. She can take comfort in knowing she akes more $ than they do. Or something.

First the love of her life dumps her for Refrigedana, then TLC rejects her in favor of the Slatons. Damn, gorl. You aren't even be better than A SLATON. At least Becky love you, though, right? Right?

 

[ChubbyChaser]

I love when Hambeast showers and does her makeup she gets extra sassy. That IG story proves her new Youtube Vlogmas persona is super fake and phony. Gorl's got to prove she's prettier than the Slaton sisters!

 

[Red Mask]

First the love of her life dumps her for Refrigedana, then TLC rejects her in favor of the Slatons. Damn, gorl. You aren't even be better than A SLATON. At least Becky love you, though, right? Right?

More like Becky loves the money and lifestyle it provides.

 

[SituationTypeThing]

She keeps emphasizing that she's never been OVER 600 lbs. She's never been OVER. Yes, she said her highest was 572.whatever, but 1) she's prone to emphatic lies and then admitting to them months or a year later, and 2) I think those verbal tics like "hi" are like lie "tells" but she says them all the time because she lies all the time. If/when she reaches 555lbs, she's going to celebrate losing 50 lbs. And she'll say that she knows she said she was never OVER 600 lbs, but she was lying when she said her highest weight was 572, she did get to 600, but not over, and lied, because: embarrassed. And really it was 605, but the scale only said that on ONE day, and then it went back to 600, and fluctuated between 600 and 600.7 for a long time, so really, that's not OVER 600, so, hi, hello, she wasn't really lying because she was never really over 600.

 

[Fupacabra]

This is her winter cold she gets, last time she had one lasted over a month and affected her breathing, one day it will be her last.

So it's just like her period: once a year, lasts a month and she can barely breath from the horrible stench.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

So, 20 minute + videos, making a point of not spending too freely (though god knows not indulging every passing whim =/= economizing in any meaningful way) and now a Younow.

Guess money really is tight.

I predict that this blistering pace of content creation ("content" "creation") will tell on our gorl and she'll have a complete meltdown in record time. If nothing else, her longstanding tradition of making a cunty fool of herself on Younow is obviously alive and well.

 

[DaintyChokerGorl]

First we shade the Slatons, now dare I say Chantal?!? I think ALR is in hiiiiiigh mania mode

 

[ADHD]

Amber talks about misgendering her ex.

 

[Tammy Slaton's Male Aide]

Damn, this is giving me flashbacks to when she had a bottle of wine & poured her artery clogged heart out! You go on with your bad self you sassy, bigmouth bass, you.

 

[SituationTypeThing]

How did she both make a mistake One! Time! AND not do anything wrong at all, because the person supposedly doesn't care about the pronoun used?

 

[ADHD]

Aphrodite's Peach uploaded the IG live:

240p archive:

 

[Tammy Slaton's Male Aide]

I like how Rarity tried so hard to disuade her from embarrassing herself anymore, but alas, resistance is futile. I salute you, soldier!

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Aphrodite's Peach uploaded the IG live:

240p archive:
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LOL "when I was in college"

>for one semester
>online

Thank you for the archive, doll. I try to never give unoriginal uploaders and reactors one red shekel.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

3 things
1. IG live close up so she can eye fuck herself
2. WOW shit she looks massive
3. What happened today that pushed her over the edge ???

 

[a bootiful jung woman]

@Serial Grapist
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Do I detect a weensy bit of salt over the Slatons TV show announcement? Watch that sodium, gurl.

 

[a bootiful jung woman]

orly? Because we have her story of the producers totally ghosting her because she didn't have a fatass relative. She kept pestering them, and they never got back.

There was that new (unknown but probably Slatons-esque) show she wanted to star in that didn't go ahead, and then Family By the Ton but she didn't have anyone else to go on with, and My600lb Life who she ghosted.

 

[Norisent]

She says she has receipts for everything, but "doesn't want to get into it". You live for the attention this gives you, Amber. Either say what you want to say about it, or just ignore it.

Also where did this peace sign type deal situation start? I wonder which youtuber she took that tick from. Every time she eye fucks herself in the camera, Becky loses another brain cell.

 

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

God, I can't watch this insufferable cunt, especially when I know I can be watching Six Feet Under instead.

 

[Phalanx]

Alright fuck.... Amber coming for someone’s weight is sociopathic and considering that is MBPs sore spot she should be prepared for that blowback because he is going to savage her. The guy is great at BTFOing Amber but in his defence and this is what makes Amber look like a real cunt and that is that he lost 2 or 3 close friends in the space of a week. That sounds horrible frankly and no one would ever want that shit.


But phew it looks like phase 1 is ending thank Christ couldn’t stand this fat bitch say she is losing weight when a corpse going through the necrotic cycle has more activity.

 

[CindyChafe]

she's "losing weight" but her neck is starting to swallow her head. interesting.

Do you think if she gains anymore weight her neck hump is going to split into 3 like a Diglett evolving into a Dugtrio?

That Instagram live was fucking rich. Her recorded videos don’t show how much of an actual cunt she is when she’s live and unfiltered (but also filtered in black and white.)

if Amber has some shit on Casey, she should just say it because that dead horse isn’t quite beaten yet.

There was that new (unknown but probably Slatons-esque) show she wanted to star in that didn't go ahead, and then Family By the Ton but she didn't have anyone else to go on with, and My600lb Life who she ghosted.

I have an autistic theory that she was trying to fatten Becky up to qualify for Family by the Ton but sadly Becky was unable to get fat enough and Amber resents Becky for it still, amongst other things she resents Becky for.