Cultcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

Yeah because when I think of gratitude, I think of Bob. :story:

Has this motherfucker ever been happy? Or anything less than utterly miserable?

Bob, you haven’t won over a single soul for your religion with bitching like this. You’re the best advertisement for atheism I’ve ever seen.
 
The only time he's ever been happy, on the off chance that it ever happened was when someone mistook him for a real first responder, instead of a doofus in a costume with a radio.
Barring that, during his bisexual threesome experiences. Maybe the other fellow dressed up as a cop.
 
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There’s a video on his Facebook from when him and Rene first moved into the trailer home. He was pretty happy on that one. To be honest I didn’t know what to make of it because I’d never seen him genuinely happy and goofing off.
The other one is what I believe to be his first “preaching” video before moving to YouTube. It also details his spotty employment history.
 
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Unless John is 7 feet tall, I'm estimating Robert's height to be about 4'6". This would give him a body mass index of around 50.
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My takeaway from Bob’s video about the roof: He had a lot of sheet metal flying off his roof and is mad nobody will nail down his sheet metal for free. Bob will not pay a laborer to affix sheet metal to his roof but he’ll spend money on iPads and other toys for himself and Renée.

In the other video, Bob shows off more free food he took away from hungry poor kids who really need it. And he says he’s a “strong Christian.” This is really bad marketing for Christianity.
 
“Stupidityness has taken over. Stupidityness has taken over. You know I’m right.”

Can we please get that in random.txt, @Null?

This asshole takes food bank food away from babies born in poverty and is lecturing us on morality. Meanwhile, he freely admits to having had threesomes and committed rampant adultery. I love it.

Bob, you’re right when you say preachers who don’t know Hebrew don’t know shit. Do you know Hebrew? Just asking.
 
He thinks that by reading a King James Version of the Bible he’s reading the most accurate translation from the Greek. Of course that one was taken from an initially flawed translation. Not to mention it was commissioned by a known homosexual. When it’s all said and done though I think that children’s cartoon version of the Bible from the last video is about his speed and probably his primary reference.
 
He thinks that by reading a King James Version of the Bible he’s reading the most accurate translation from the Greek. Of course that one was taken from an initially flawed translation. Not to mention it was commissioned by a known homosexual. When it’s all said and done though I think that children’s cartoon version of the Bible from the last video is about his speed and probably his primary reference.
you saw that all because i ask him to do that to show me off
 
He thinks that by reading a King James Version of the Bible he’s reading the most accurate translation from the Greek. Of course that one was taken from an initially flawed translation. Not to mention it was commissioned by a known homosexual. When it’s all said and done though I think that children’s cartoon version of the Bible from the last video is about his speed and probably his primary reference.
It blows my mind that there might be even one person out there who turns to him for spiritual guidance. Doesn’t he realize we, the haters, are his faithful audience?

Do we think he murdered Renée?
 
This is totally random but here is a great video I clicked on. What a gigantic fucktard he is.
It blows my mind that there might be even one person out there who turns to him for spiritual guidance. Doesn’t he realize we, the haters, are his faithful audience?

Do we think he murdered Renée?
I think he absolutely murdered Rene. We haven't seen or heard from her for over a month. I think it's about time to call CSI and the FBI to investigate. I wonder how he transported her body to the hiding place? Maybe he used Richard Whittington's scooter to drag her carcass away. Or her body is rotting in the van which would explain why he doesn't want to drive it. We need some answers from Bob ASAP. He is now under suspicion of homicide. I'm in shock.
 
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In his latest video, around 8:05 he starts laying into you for "smoking your dope and drinking your beer." Then he goes off on "Canada" (you) and "California" (me?) for some reason -- possibly because we're gay-friendly and have legal weed?
so we have weed and beer and bob didnt i am trans and bob want to be one but cant
 
This is totally random but here is a great video I clicked on. What a gigantic fucktard he is.

BRO. I could have used a warning for that opening shot of Renée’s infected leg.

I think he absolutely murdered Rene. We haven't seen or heard from her for over a month. I think it's about time to call CSI and the FBI to investigate. I wonder how he transported her body to the hiding place? Maybe he used Richard Whittington's scooter to drag her carcass away. Or her body is rotting in the van which would explain why he doesn't want to drive it. We need some answers from Bob ASAP. He is now under suspicion of homicide. I'm in shock.

This deviant will keep her corpse in the trailer so he can fuck it as long as possible, until it turns to mush right there in her recliner. RIP in peace Renée!!
 
Sometimes I wonder why I'm so obsessed with Bob.
Unfortunately, for him, his life is the perfect storm.
First, he had 2 imbeciles as parents who were probably also raised by imbeciles.
Obviously, he's mentally disabled to some degree, and finally at some point in his life, he's bought into this religion bullshit.

When you think about his situation, his only hope out of this train wreck that is his life, is a magic sky fairy to make it all better in the end. Can we really blame him? What other hope does he have?

Maybe it says something negative about me, but I can't wait to see this guys life fall apart. Just when you think he can't be any more of an idiot, he comes through. Bob is truly the perfect example of the Dunning Kruger Effect.

Unfortunately this can't go on much longer. Both Bob and Rene are very close to a medical tragedy. Walking out and picking up a piece of roofing and carrying it to his porch almost put him into cardiac arrest. And he's probably in better shape than Rene.
If their bodies don't fail them, something else is right around the corner. We all see it coming, don't we? His trailor could be condemned, or his furnace could break for good. The pissantmobile will eventually not be drivable any longer.
Maybe the most likely scenario is Rene being removed from the situation, leaving him with half his income and forced into a different living arrangement.
2020 will be interesting. It could be our last year to enjoy Robert. I'll miss him when its over.
 
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