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When will Jack drop dead?

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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Religion is Dead said:
Jack really is turning into an old man that yells at clouds. Is he pissed off that no one will hire a radio DJ that was fired because he couldn't follow directions?
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A middle-aged man that hasn’t had gainful employment in more than a decade finds an employment-oriented service to be useless? Huh.

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I dont see the point of him doing these videos if he constantly needs help in the kitchen. Just get some stroke friendly cookware or whatever.
 
"Manage a movie director and screen writer"
"Produce 4 shows for Youtube"
"Lazy man red velvet cheesecake bites"
I find it funny how Jack hates Asians and types like one.

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I would choke out my son if he did this. Jack Sr. sounds kinda mad here.

Jack's full review: *stares at sky* The more I chew these the more the cheesecake flavor came out. I love these babies, what a great Holiday dessert. Nice little treat.

So basically... They taste like cheesecake when you chew them. Okay then.
 
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captkrisma said:

Jack decides to be even lazier with cheesecake by buying premade cheesecake filling and rolling a Betty Crocker box cake around it. Also Jack Jr fucked with the cake, most likely not wearing gloves and stuck his dirty fingers into the cake. Hope bible study loves extra bacteria on their cheesecake bites!
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Ugh. So Jack Jr who is supposedly mature enough to be getting married stuck his gross fingers in the cake... sounds like he will be a great husband who respects boundaries.
 
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RodDangerous said:
His brother, Charles, is listed as the movie’s writer on IMDB.

And here it is in its entirety:


“Produced in association with GiveMe Entertainment.” Jack and Tammy Scalfani receive a “special thanks.”
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Sped up to double time 5 minutes in...Started skipping through 5 minutes into double time...skipped to the end...lol wtf?

It is like the Sixth Sense but badly written, acted(the chick wasn't terrible but still), and executed.
 
I'm kind of astonished how "okay" it looks in a televisual way. So many of these nothing-productions are made by people who can't even badly emulate how a film looks, much less find actors who even if they can't act, are willing to pretend that they care, or don't look like neckbearded dregs from your social circle.

I thought this would be the film equivalent of Jack's cooking, but technique-wise it's far above.
 
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taitoukous said:
Isn't the whole point of keto that it doesn't work unless you're only eating keto for multiple days in a row? What the fuck is this guy on ahaha
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Eating disorder and desperation that he can pretend he is not a remorseless glutton and a horrifically homosexual person.
 
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Man vs persistent rat said:
I'm kind of astonished how "okay" it looks in a televisual way. So many of these nothing-productions are made by people who can't even badly emulate how a film looks, much less find actors who even if they can't act, are willing to pretend that they care, or don't look like neckbearded dregs from your social circle.

I thought this would be the film equivalent of Jack's cooking, but technique-wise it's far above.
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Well you have to remember that Jack wasn't directly involved. I wonder how much Tammy blew on that movie...
 
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SmileyTimeDayCare said:
Well you have to remember that Jack wasn't directly involved. I wonder how much Tammy blew on that movie...
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I guess I compared the two because I sometimes consider the Scalfanis to be a cursed breed, but as flawed as the rest of them are, Jack drags the average down in a big way.
 
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taitoukous said:
Isn't the whole point of keto that it doesn't work unless you're only eating keto for multiple days in a row? What the fuck is this guy on ahaha
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He and Tammy went to a gym a couple of times. After exercising, they went to eat burgers. Since they had already done the "healthy thing", now they were allowed to eat burgers.

They're that kind of people.
 
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Man vs persistent rat said:
I'm kind of astonished how "okay" it looks in a televisual way. So many of these nothing-productions are made by people who can't even badly emulate how a film looks, much less find actors who even if they can't act, are willing to pretend that they care, or don't look like neckbearded dregs from your social circle.

I thought this would be the film equivalent of Jack's cooking, but technique-wise it's far above.
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It's basically "What if Total Recall was boring?"
 
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