- Joined
- Aug 29, 2018
She flat out ruined "Fade Into You", and "6 Underground", two of the sexiest songs of my lifetime, forever for me.
As for her 6 ounce canned workouts... With anybody else, I'd say this was a troll. But this is the same gorl (she is on record as saying she hates "gorl" by the way...<--useless info tidbit) who proudly flew the banner "From Pizza Queen to Lean Machine" showing her in a variety of flabby poses she was never to repeat.
She is serious about the cans. And we'll at least hear about it in the next video, probably. I'm hoping we see it too, but she doesn't bother presenting much video evidence of virtuous behavior these days.
Her "Fat Acceptance" schtick is about at its breaking point. The cartoon re-invented Chantal 5.0 in her head has to be hot. She can still be pleasingly plump; but she has to be a "beauty". Chantal has already admitted there are parts of her appearance she doesn't like (hmmm...let me guess...the big moon chin? the baby dimple knuckles? the bizarrely deformed massive belly? the bald head? the big freakin' oozing scar in your gelatinous fupa? but I digress....), and through video magic, we get to see in as close to three dimensions as will ever happen, the glamorous, stunning, pleasingly plump but not gross, hostess with the mostest, Chantal Marie in a shot that goes on way too long, growing cringier the more the camera lingers.
She adores it. That phony image of her is the goal. It is still her, she believes. Now, she just has to get back to the garden, so to speak. Return to that archetypal, perfectionalized Chantal Marie, YouTube superstar.
The problems here are manifest. We will be lucky if we get one video of her lifting 6 ounce tomato cans. Even Amberlynn put on the show of lifting 2 pound weights. Why does it have to be cans of food anyway, whatta psycho. Her last big exercise day attracted over 150K viewers, so she knows "the real Chantal" is more popular than her mukbangs, which have settled into a tepid 20k per. "What if I become famous as the mukbanger who loses the most weight?"; she said it herself very recently. Baby steps like 6 ounce cans are OK, because the first step should always be a baby step, according to deathfatty doctrine. Plus, don't wanna open the wound (then why do it anyway, stupid?)
She forgets what will eventually trip her up: she a-bores exercise. Flat out abores it. She also forgets that she is lazy, and only wants to eat,
So what is her fat acceptance philosophy now? "I don't have to accept myself, but you have to accept me?" Something along those lines? It would be funny to see a Virgie Tovar type pick a fight with her, if Clotso weren't such an abject nobody.
Meanwhile, she has an oozing, festering wound big enough to insert a basketball through. Her breathing consistently sounds worse than ever. And her eating is approaching the most egregious we have ever seen on this channel so far, which is a lot of eating, boy howdy.
I don't want to jinx it, but December is off to a promising start. So much could go potentially wrong, and our heroine is so capably ill-equipped to deal with any of it sanely.
As for her 6 ounce canned workouts... With anybody else, I'd say this was a troll. But this is the same gorl (she is on record as saying she hates "gorl" by the way...<--useless info tidbit) who proudly flew the banner "From Pizza Queen to Lean Machine" showing her in a variety of flabby poses she was never to repeat.
She is serious about the cans. And we'll at least hear about it in the next video, probably. I'm hoping we see it too, but she doesn't bother presenting much video evidence of virtuous behavior these days.
Her "Fat Acceptance" schtick is about at its breaking point. The cartoon re-invented Chantal 5.0 in her head has to be hot. She can still be pleasingly plump; but she has to be a "beauty". Chantal has already admitted there are parts of her appearance she doesn't like (hmmm...let me guess...the big moon chin? the baby dimple knuckles? the bizarrely deformed massive belly? the bald head? the big freakin' oozing scar in your gelatinous fupa? but I digress....), and through video magic, we get to see in as close to three dimensions as will ever happen, the glamorous, stunning, pleasingly plump but not gross, hostess with the mostest, Chantal Marie in a shot that goes on way too long, growing cringier the more the camera lingers.
She adores it. That phony image of her is the goal. It is still her, she believes. Now, she just has to get back to the garden, so to speak. Return to that archetypal, perfectionalized Chantal Marie, YouTube superstar.
The problems here are manifest. We will be lucky if we get one video of her lifting 6 ounce tomato cans. Even Amberlynn put on the show of lifting 2 pound weights. Why does it have to be cans of food anyway, whatta psycho. Her last big exercise day attracted over 150K viewers, so she knows "the real Chantal" is more popular than her mukbangs, which have settled into a tepid 20k per. "What if I become famous as the mukbanger who loses the most weight?"; she said it herself very recently. Baby steps like 6 ounce cans are OK, because the first step should always be a baby step, according to deathfatty doctrine. Plus, don't wanna open the wound (then why do it anyway, stupid?)
She forgets what will eventually trip her up: she a-bores exercise. Flat out abores it. She also forgets that she is lazy, and only wants to eat,
So what is her fat acceptance philosophy now? "I don't have to accept myself, but you have to accept me?" Something along those lines? It would be funny to see a Virgie Tovar type pick a fight with her, if Clotso weren't such an abject nobody.
Meanwhile, she has an oozing, festering wound big enough to insert a basketball through. Her breathing consistently sounds worse than ever. And her eating is approaching the most egregious we have ever seen on this channel so far, which is a lot of eating, boy howdy.
I don't want to jinx it, but December is off to a promising start. So much could go potentially wrong, and our heroine is so capably ill-equipped to deal with any of it sanely.
