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Very Honest Content said:
Very well could be. Personally, this is what I thought was being referenced by Phil in the clip provided; Your mileage may vary?
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That isn't a misspelling of a name, that's just straight up putting "PIG" on a cop's cup. Unless the cop's name is Fig or Jig or Rig then it's pretty clear that isn't what DSP was talking about.

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Very Honest Content said:
Uh, this confirms the guy who isn't the ex stalks her Instagram more than it confirms Phil does but ok?
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Are you DSP because that sounds like the defense he would use? Next you're going to say that all of us are stalking DSP. Knowing lore is a good thing and is what makes Tevin a good streamer even with all the annoying bullshit he puts on his stream. It's not stalking to check up on Leanna, this is Kiwi Fucking Farms for god's sake.
 
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Noob-Noob said:
Ahhhh my friend, that's where you are sadly mistaken! There does exist a single, solitary reason to tune into Dark Dave. The funniest part??? It's when he's not playing a game, at all. It's when he does his impromptu "boomer segments", where he rants, raves and cries about a variety of subjects. DSP's greatest strength has been, and always will be, being a shit talking troll and drama starter.

Why do you think he always acts surprised when he basically doubles his donation total from 3+ hours of staring/clowning at a game just talking about nonsense, calling other people/companies idiots and morons, or throwing a pity party about his life???

Fuck video games. Verbal defecation and venom spewing is his one true medium. We know it, he knows it.
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This is right, but according to DSP lore you are a mentally sick individual if you're just her for the negativity and drama which he never brings up, while he talks about self created negativity and drama for like half an hour.
 
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Noob-Noob said:
So....

YouTube Rewind was released today. Of course it was trash. This was to be expected. However....I was told that there existed an independently produced 2019 Rewind that encapsulated the highlights of YouTube's full history, from start to finish....

Of course this instantaneously peaked my interest! A recap of YouTube's ENTIRE existence?!‽ Surely......SURELY.....mine eyes would catch a glimpse of the most prolific YouTuber of all!!!!!

How could he not be included?!‽? The great being who PIONEERED "Let's Plays"! The INSPIRATION of the most subscribed content creator on the website!! Was a source of entertainment for MILLIONS of people!!! Who's videos will be watched for COUNTLESS decades after he as left us!!!! Who has woven a LEGACY that will stand the test of time!!!!!

David Sid Phile

..............but alas...............not a single second........nor a single frame............contained his majesty.........

Pour a glass of gin out for our boy tonight, gents.

His untold contributions to internet history...will have to live on....through us.
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Whole video would just be him masturbating.
 
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This motherfucker...

This motherfucker had the balls to pressure his viewers into giving more money by complaining about the contributions so far today...
















(also notice the disbelieve on his face when he mentions the top tipper, who has been there since pre-stream)

- 1735 bits cheered (not even counting the 300 bits cheered by goldencolts right before the stream)
- 10 tier 1 subs during the stream (4 gifted)
- $41 in tips
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$83.35 (in roughly 3 hours and 15 minutes of streaming, excluding the dumb music, including pre-stream)

$83.35 / 3.25 hours = $25.64 per hour, or $59K a year (applying his usual 8 hours a day, 6 days a week streaming schedule)

Slowly but surely he's getting addicted to people throwing heaps of money at him, and every time there are signs of it not being a stream where he hits the jackpot, alarm bells go off.

Money has become his heroin.

Nixxit said:
Does he even ever not call streams slow, nowadays ? Feels like it's just another instance of him stumbling upon a way to get people to throw more money at him that he will repeat ad nauseum to maximize grifting.
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Yes, he does, but it usually requires $100+ per stream, a big gifted sub bomb and/or massive amounts of bits. And yes, it definitely is a way to get people to feel bad for him and empty their wallets, but goddamn, you can't be doing that while getting $25+ per hour for streaming video games and refusing to get a regular job, man. That's just plain wrong and being entitled as fuck.

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Look at how much it annoys him that the top contributor still hasn't been beaten:


















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He just can't help himself... He's so pissed off about the top tip being "only" $15 from pre-stream:


















(Since this post will be buried under hundreds of new posts within a couple of days, I'll copy it to the Pokéscam thread for archival purposes)
 
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Comma said:
Money has become his heroin.
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Become? Bitch please, that nigga's only true love and soulmate is, was and always will be money. Shit donate enough and he'd probably get a divorce, slay Jasper, talk to null - you name it.

Man, how much more of a salty clown would he be if everyone put his tips in escrow, to only be released after he fulfilled his promises.

Hrmm... website idea..
 
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That Hedonist Nerd said:
Become? Bitch please, that nigga's only true love and soulmate is, was and always will be money. Shit donate enough and he'd probably get a divorce, slay Jasper, talk to null - you name it.

Man, how much more of a salty clown would he be if everyone put his tips in escrow, to only be released after he fulfilled his promises.

Hrmm... website idea..
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I wouldn't be surprised if dave took a mixer deal for $200k, then he'd wonder why noone is watching him
 
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Martys_not_smarty said:
Better question has he or has anyone asked him if he's ever took the time to think it over and question exactly why he has slow streams?
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From what I recall, he has never pondered the possibility that maybe, just maybe, his 100-200 regular paycucks are low on funds and need to wait a bit to replenish their money.

Comma said:
This motherfucker...

This motherfucker had the balls to pressure his viewers into giving more money by complaining about the contributions so far today...

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(also notice the disbelieve on his face when he mentions the top tipper, who has been there since pre-stream)

- 1735 bits cheered (not even counting the 300 bits cheered by goldencolts right before the stream)
- 10 tier 1 subs during the stream (4 gifted)
- $41 in tips
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$83.35 (in roughly 3 hours and 15 minutes of streaming, excluding the dumb music, including pre-stream)

$83.35 / 3.25 hours = $25.64 per hour, or $59K a year (applying his usual 8 hours a day, 6 days a week streaming schedule)

Slowly but surely he's getting addicted to people throwing heaps of money at him, and every time there are signs of it not being a stream where he hits the jackpot, alarm bells go off.

Money has become his heroin.


Yes, he does, but it usually requires $100+ per stream, a big gifted sub bomb and/or massive amounts of bits. And yes, it definitely is a way to get people to feel bad for him and empty their wallets, but goddamn, you can't be doing that while getting $25+ per hour for streaming video games and refusing to get a regular job, man. That's just plain wrong and being entitled as fuck.

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Look at how much it annoys him that the top contributor still hasn't been beaten:

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He just can't help himself... He's so pissed off about the top tip being "only" $15 from pre-stream:

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(Since this post will be buried under hundreds of new posts within a couple of days, I'll copy it to the Pokéscam thread for archival purposes)
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Wow, if he's complaining about that much money then you know shits going on in the background. Maybe Jasper was secretly a "she" and gave birth :)
 
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Crunchy Smegma said:
Wow, if he's complaining about that much money then you know shits going on in the background. Maybe Jasper was secretly a "she" and gave birth :)
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More than likely Phil wants to buy something pointless and overly expensive to impress his roommate for the festive season and perhaps be granted a crumb of coochie after their financed Christmas dinner.
 
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Nixxit said:
Does he even ever not call streams slow, nowadays ? Feels like it's just another instance of him stumbling upon a way to get people to throw more money at him that he will repeat ad nauseum to maximize grifting.
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It was recently I think. He said something like when he says it’s a he means it could be slow in interactions, tips, or subs. Basically just trying to cover his entitlement
 
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