Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

As long as you think Ewoks are better than Gungans and Porgs.

I never particularly minded Gungans. They were stupid and silly at worst but mostly inoffensive and amusing.

Porgs are the worst. Cute on a surface level, but they're annoying, in the background most of the time, and pointless. Rian just devised them to keep from getting rid of puffins on the island, which is fine, but I hate his babyface and they don't really help the scenes on the island at all, let alone the movie. Absolutely more soulless than anything George created.
 
I mean, it's funny and all, but it continues to beg the question: out of all the legacy actors involved in this trilogy, who the hell had a good time filming it?

We already know Mark Hamill's grievances with how Luke was handled, Harrison Ford was only in it because it fulfilled his 30+-year-old wish that Han would die, Carrie Fisher is on record calling Rian Johnson an "asshole," Anthony Daniels gave his piece (and he's in all nine of the main movies), and now this shit with Billy Dee. That really only leaves Ian McDiarmid/Palpatine and Frank Oz/Yoda (Peter Mayhew/Chewie is no longer with us, so he can't say anything). Who liked this trilogy?
Just maybe the remaining actors (Anthony Daniels, Ian McDiarmid, Frank Oz, and Billy Dee Williams) want one last hurrah before they wash themselves clean of the franchise. Even if the writers shit on their characters in what could very well be the Star Wars swan song for all of them, they still get to be part of the franchise one last time and we can learn from them just how awful stuff was both onscreen and behind the scenes. Even if they can't answer direct questions about those topics because of NDAs, one can still gather how much they liked or disliked the experience based on their body language and other nonverbal cues when they say they can't comment.

At the end of filming, all of the actors lined up to shake hands with the director, which I guess is customary. Everyone was in full costume, and Abrams went down the line and skipped right by Rose, whose hand was out.
Sadly, that happens more often than not in what should be professional settings. If someone rubs someone in authority the wrong way, the latter may respond by treating the former as if they don't exist and refuse to acknowledge their existence unless they have no choice. I'm willing to bet 99% of the time, it's because the person doing the ignoring is butthurt over something petty or trivial and has chosen to express that butthurt in a petty, immature fashion.

It's a shame in this instance because Mr. Rose sounds like he's a down to earth actor/puppeteer that shows sincere appreciation for the fans of his work. Hopefully, he can find success in any future work he may do outside of Star Wars; that would be the best way to move past Abrams' immature snub in the handshake line.
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Found more recipes for drinks. This one is for Hyperdrive.
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Much like most shit in the Disney bar, its just Sprite, Blueberry Powerade and generic juice all owned by Coke.
I'd have made something blue and white, probably with a strong but subtle booze for the other flavors to wow. Either that or go hard on the lime flavor as a syrup or as a concentrate for that citrus kick or for the bitter-sour base and go from there.

I'll admit that I'd be using mixologists for the full designshit, since unlike Bob Chapek or whoever the fuck designed that menu, I'd want competent ideas and drinks and know I'm a better cook than a bartender.
As long as you think Ewoks are better than Gungans and Porgs.
Boss Nass is a treasure and Pizza Hut's best customer. Porgs are so shit my phone vomits a bit whenever I type their name on it.
 
not sure if posted but got these from 4chan

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As long as you think Ewoks are better than Gungans and Porgs.

Talk about damning with faint praise.

In other news, Rise of Skywalker is reportedly a seizure post:

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/h...ights-seizure-concerns-rise-skywalker-1260130

I dread to think how this is possible in a film. I can't think of any other film that's had an epilepsy warning on it. Either way, it implies that they do lots of quickfire cutting between bright and dark shots which in turn implies short scenes which in turn implies that they think little of their intended audience's attention span.
 
Talk about damning with faint praise.

In other news, Rise of Skywalker is reportedly a seizure post:

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/h...ights-seizure-concerns-rise-skywalker-1260130

I dread to think how this is possible in a film. I can't think of any other film that's had an epilepsy warning on it. Either way, it implies that they do lots of quickfire cutting between bright and dark shots which in turn implies short scenes which in turn implies that they think little of their intended audience's attention span.
Holy shit, I thought this movie would just cause cancer, not seizures.
 
Geriatric Ewoks Confirmed for Plan 9!
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Super-Shill SW Aficianado confirms from an "online featurette" behind-the-scenes that was recently released???

I think GeneralFriendliness also had elderly Ewoks in some of the leaks he reported....

So what now, Disney, you gonna kill Wicket too??‽!
Warwick's gonna use his check (or cheque I guess in bongland) to fund his lawsuit against 4chan. You don't spend a long fulfilling meaningful career portraying ewoks and leprechauns just to have it all dashed by internet nazis larping about starving you and kidnapping your daughter.
 
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John Boyega on if He’ll Do More ‘Star Wars’: ‘You Ain’t Going to Disney Plus Me!’






If you know anything about “Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker,” it’s that the movie from director J.J. Abrams marks the official conclusion of the three-trilogy Skywalker Saga. But that does not necessarily mean that the characters created for the final trilogy — especially Rey (Daisy Ridley), Finn (John Boyega), and Poe Dameron (Oscar Isaac) — couldn’t have their stories told in future “Star Wars” projects.

That is, if the actors are willing to sign up for them.

“In what?” is John Boyega’s answer when Variety asked him on Tuesday what it would take for him to return to “Star Wars.”



“You ain’t going to Disney Plus me!” the actor added with a laugh.

Boyega is of course referring to the slate of “Star Wars” TV series set for Disney’s streaming service. While Disney Plus hasn’t released viewership numbers for the currently-streaming “The Mandalorian,” you’d have to be in a coma to miss the widespread obsession with the show’s breakout character of Baby Yoda. And there is significant fan enthusiasm for the spin-off series planned for Ewan McGregor’s Obi-Wan Kenobi, and for “Rogue One” character Cassian Andor (Diego Luna).





Boyega, however, is not keen to join their ranks.

“I ain’t getting no Disney Plus!” he says. “I’m watching it, though, but I’ll stay in the feature films.”

And Boyega made clear that he would hypothetically be interested in making another “Star Wars” movie.

“As long as Daisy and Oscar are down for it, then I’ll come back,” he says.

Ridley and Isaac, however, are much less gung-ho.

“I don’t know,” Isaac tells Variety. He says that while he would miss the camaraderie he experienced making the trilogy, starting with 2015’s “Star Wars: The Force Awakens,” he sees “The Rise of Skywalker” as “the closing of a chapter of my life.”

“[I’m] happy and feeling fulfilled that the task is complete,” he says. “So I can’t imagine what it would be that would make me want to redo this thing or revisit it.”

Ridley feels the same way. “I just don’t know if anything could top this one, honestly,” she says. “I think it’s just a great story and a great close, and even though obviously the characters continue to exist, it would have to be so extraordinary [to return], and I don’t know if that’s possible.”

In other words, do, or do not — they probably will not try.



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Based Boyega is Bailing on Baddies

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All coming together. The fallout is going to be beautiful.
 
I never particularly minded Gungans. They were stupid and silly at worst but mostly inoffensive and amusing.

Porgs are the worst. Cute on a surface level, but they're annoying, in the background most of the time, and pointless. Rian just devised them to keep from getting rid of puffins on the island, which is fine, but I hate his babyface and they don't really help the scenes on the island at all, let alone the movie. Absolutely more soulless than anything George created.
Honestly it was only JarJar that was annoying . The rest of the Gungans were fine.
 
Good god, I forgot that was the same memey video that gave birth to "the Toxic Brood".

The "chasing the waitress down an alley with a knife" part gets me. It's like they don't actually understand what they're saying, they're just trying to convey this boogeyman notion and end up overselling it, making them a perfect target for EFAP.
Just look at the comments for his “fandom menace” video. The EFAP fan base decimated it like how the 501st decimated the Jedi Temple

This person, Major Lee, Hello Greedo, and Star Wars explained are the four horsemen of Star Wars shills
 
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Omg Amy Sedaris

I hope to see more Ming Na.

What ever happened to Timothy Rose? I thought fans would come to his aid? He okay?
 
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