Twitter 12/7 - Chris triggered over fanart redesigns, sick with UTI

What was your first thought when you saw this on twitter?
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Barb will live to a hundred so she can continue to torment Ruckersville. She is a hag and is sustaining herself quite well.

She might be feeding off Chris given those tweets though.
Then the merge will happen and Barb and Bob will merge into Borbachu. The only thing that will stop it is Godzillachu, and a kaiju fight will begin that breaks through Ruckersville and into Washington D.C. They will both die, and Chris will call Cole, begging for money.
 
So someone made redesigns of his cherished OCs and he goes into immediate tard rage mode? Gee that doesn't seem becoming of a magical CPU Goddess at all.

The best part is asking the fan to check her DMs to make sure she's "safe," as if in his tard rage he psychically attacked her or something. I bet the stroked out talking is just him trying to get sympathy points for having got so triggered "oh Christine its ok, that innocuous fan art was totally trollin' stupid" Give me a fucking break, this guy is obviously intellectually and emotionally impaired and these white knights think playing into his dimensional sperg fantasies are helping.
 
What was my first thought when I saw

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To think, 'Yes, yes you are, Chris.'

This Yoda-speak shit is just him trying out a new dumb affectation. Like when he was speaking in British-English for a while.

Either that or some lame attempt at random-access humour. 'I was so shocked by your re-imaginings that it made me feel giddy and fucked up my speech patterns!'
 
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