Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Adamska]

Is that Jack Jr? He already knows more than Jack just by virtue of that carbs subtraction thing he did at the beginning.

He probably inherited more of Big T than Fat Jack when it comes to the brains department given Wifey's the breadwinner in this household. He'll still turn into a lard volcano though don't worry.

Will say he's sure as shit better than his own dad at his own show by the by. He looked like he actually had some fun with this one and isn't just trying to play 'work' like Jack does. He also explains why he uses certain tools too and actually talks about stuff. I mean shit, he even owns up to screwing up a bit with those horrid little cupcakes, which Jack hasn't done in YEARS. Hell, even is a bit wry and not a fan of all the brand shit Hungry Jack buys and tries to desperately shill too, which he fucking does in this video too by the by.

Fuck fatty, his heir is much more worthy.

 

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

They gift-wrapped their whole damn kitchen

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

He probably inherited more of Big T than Fat Jack when it comes to the brains department given Wifey's the breadwinner in this household. He'll still turn into a lard volcano though don't worry.

Will say he's sure as shit better than his own dad at his own show by the by. He looked like he actually had some fun with this one and isn't just trying to play 'work' like Jack does. He also explains why he uses certain tools too and actually talks about stuff. I mean shit, he even owns up to screwing up a bit with those horrid little cupcakes, which Jack hasn't done in YEARS. Hell, even is a bit wry and not a fan of all the brand shit Hungry Jack buys and tries to desperately shill too, which he fucking does in this video too by the by.

Fuck fatty, his heir is much more worthy.

Jack is consistently outshined by everyone he features in any of his videos, it's fantastic. He's such a useless clown that he can be beaten at his own profession by someone who's never done it before.

 

[captkrisma]

Jack Jr.: "If you don't like Purity milk, you're not a real milk drinker. I know we're not sponsored by them but if we were I'd love them forever"

Jack: "What about Prarie Farms, we're Prarie Farms men too"

Jack Jr.: * deafening silence *

EDIT: I know it auto corrected...it adds to the lols.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

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2:47

Jack smashes the burger into his face

No... Really

 

[Religion is Dead]

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2:47

Jack smashes the burger into his face

No... Really

Can't get that pesky bread get in the way of all that meat.

 

[Whatthefuck]

Jack Jr.: "If you don't like Purity tard cum, you're not a real tard cum drinker. I know we're not sponsored by them but if we were I'd love them forever"

Jack: "What about Prarie Farms, we're Prarie Farms men too"

Jack Jr.: * deafening silence *

EDIT: I know it auto corrected...it adds to the lols.

I mean, he's not wrong about Purity. That's some good m.ilk and the dairy is located in Nashville so that makes sense. It's Jack's incessant need to insert himself when Jack, Jr. is clearly making a joke that makes it cringe. But, that's our Jack.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

I mean, he's not wrong about Purity. That's some good m.ilk and the dairy is located in Nashville so that makes sense. It's Jack's incessant need to insert himself when Jack, Jr. is clearly making a joke that makes it cringe. But, that's our Jack.

If Jack still had two working arms Jack Jr would no longer be with us after he dissed Prarie Farms

 

[Aaway]

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2:47

Jack smashes the burger into his face

No... Really

i'm assuming they each took one bite of their sandwich and gave the rest away to the homeless?

 

[Chamulum]

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2:47

Jack smashes the burger into his face

No... Really

Ol' tubby is really tempting fate, eh? He's not going to live last March if next year of he keeps this up.

 

[SmileyTimeDayCare]

Reminder of Jack's idea of salad.

That's like 2 cups of dressing...might as well just eat a bowl of ice cream.

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2:47

Jack smashes the burger into his face

No... Really

That sandwich looks like such a rip off.

Eat up Jack...

 

[Adamska]

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2:47

Jack smashes the burger into his face

No... Really

"Gotta try the meat, see what the quality is like" ~ Gluttonous pig on eating garlic butter steak

And for those wondering and not wondering, this is what the sandwiches that the stroked out mushbrain ate; weep and shriek in horror, whatever floats your boat:


I can actually feel an ischemic attack approach just by looking at the bready bacon cheese goo nightmare.

 

[Chamulum]

"Gotta try the meat, see what the quality is like" ~ Gluttonous pig on eating garlic butter steak

And for those wondering and not wondering, this is what the sandwiches that the stroked out mushbrain ate; weep and shriek in horror, whatever floats your boat:
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I can actually feel an ischemic attack approach just by looking at the bready bacon cheese goo nightmare.

This is Arby's. What were you expecting?

 

[Adamska]

This is Arby's. What were you expecting?

Dry bullshit with cheese goo tbh.

 

[Blini Cat]

I know this kind of thing has been said before, but this video just makes me sad. Two fat, unhappy people "reviewing" fast food sandwiches. Jack is so stroked out, due to this very diet, that one arm doesn't work anymore and he has to cram the sandwich into his face with one hand. He can't even think straight enough to remember whether Arby's sells coffee or not.

Maybe it's just the Arby's that makes it worse. I don't know what it is. There's something about the marketing of these big masculine beef sandwiches when they're being consumed by someone like Jack who can barely walk.

 

[salmonellajack]

Yeah it is sad. Tammy must be 450-500lbs. She looks fucking miserable. Jack is almost dead.

Somehow Jr is in good shape and appears healthy.

 

[Buck Mullet]

I know this kind of thing has been said before, but this video just makes me sad. Two fat, unhappy people "reviewing" fast food sandwiches. Jack is so stroked out, due to this very diet, that one arm doesn't work anymore and he has to cram the sandwich into his face with one hand. He can't even think straight enough to remember whether Arby's sells coffee or not.

Maybe it's just the Arby's that makes it worse. I don't know what it is. There's something about the marketing of these big masculine beef sandwiches when they're being consumed by someone like Jack who can barely walk.

Eh, fuck 'em. They're vapid, self centered morons whose lives revolve around shoving junk food down their maw. Nothing is ever good enough for them. Not enough icing, can't taste the garlic butter... in their opinion the crap should be slathered in it.

I tried that same sandwich Jack did, and for corporate fast food was pretty good. The steak was surprisingly tender and juicy, the garlic butter was subtle but noticeable, not overwhelming. My only regret was not getting any Horsey sauce, a bit would have really complimented it. Maybe if Jack didn't consume the sandwich in 2 or 3 bites he would have appreciated it more.

 

[Aaway]

Yeah it is sad. Tammy must be 450-500lbs. She looks fucking miserable. Jack is almost dead.

Somehow Jr is in good shape and appears healthy.

for me, it'd be sad if jack was actually a decent human being. but in the end, they're just doing this to themselves. jack has been given chance after chance to change his diet/lifestyle and has refused. and it's only a matter of time before tammy starts to suffer from health problems due to being morbidly obese

jr is young and according to jack goes to the gym almost daily. but he's still got jack's awful genes and at least on camera also eats like shit so he'll need to improve on that and stay consistent with working out if he wants any shot at not becoming like jack

 

[desudesu]

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2:47

Jack smashes the burger into his face

No... Really

Remember he said he'll just take "one bite of the burger" when eating out? He's probably the sort who bites off half a burger when told to take just "one bite". Either that he definitely ate the entire fucking thing.

 

[Fatafata]

Garlic butter steak sandwich 520 calories, 1760mg sodium
Steak and bacon melt sandwich 640 calories, 2020mg sodium
Mozzarella sticks x6 650 calories, 2110mg sodium
Small curly fries 410 calories, 940mg sodium
Cinnamuffin 280 calories, 280mg sodium

Ignoring the two mega drinks and dips.
Calories: 2,500
Sodium: 7,110

Recommended guidelines for average male is 2,500 calories per a day and 2,300mg sodium

Tammy or Jack to have the next stroke?