Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[SnarkySperg]

I'm surprised there aren't more pushing for the DoD to accept more fatties.

To do that they'd have to actually be willing to serve. I highly doubt any person anywhere close to Tess' size would be able to handle even a fraction of the physical activity required to join. In other words, they really only want to be included in all facets of life if it's convenient for them and if it isn't they don't care.

I just got a better look at Tess’s Self photo, the one in her nude granny panties, and as much photoshop as they did on h, apparently they can’t do a lot over her tats, because it’s very clear she didn’t shave her legs for this shoot. (And probably is unable to at all. )

Looking close, I think the editor got some revenge on her because there are areas where they could have smoothed and made hairs and bumps disappear-and they didn’t.

Tess clearly can’t shave her legs. I suppose she could get them waxed but that would be expensive and take a lot of time to do the entire leg. She could have done laser hair removal too, but it may interfere with her tats. Now that hubby isn’t living with her, is it up to Jolene? Or one of the kids?

I feel like she's probably given up and if asked will claim to be one of those 'wOmEn shAviNg iS a sOciAl cOnsTrUcT' people and claim it's a way for the Mediocre White Man™ to oppress women.

 

[LetThemEatCake]

I wonder if sets will shave them for her? I don’t know how that works but when you get tattooed and haven’t shaved yourself the artist will do it for you.

I doubt anyone would want to waste the time or risk the liability that would come with wielding a razor around a model, especially one with skin that is under pressure from obesity and probably thinner and more prone to breaking and infection than a normal person. Imagine they shaved Tess's legs for her, and nicked her - blood everywhere, holding up the set waiting for it to stop bleeding, blood on the clothes, blood on the props, and then Tess turns around and sues you for whatever to do with it.

Being unable to take care of basic aesthetic considerations and cosmetic preparation like clean hair or smooth legs is really just another reason not to hire deathfats as models outside of the odd virtue signal campaign. They can't dress themselves, get their shoes on, stand upright for long, kneel without three people ready to haul them upright, probably lack the stamina of an ordinary sized model and added to that they're going to show up with hairy legs which will require yet more hours in post to pay for or unwashed hair because they need an assistant to do it? Why take the risk? Why even bother? Just hire someone whose weight does not disable them.

 

[ADHD]

Is she using her effyourbeautystandards account to talk to herself? Or does someone else run that?

 

[SnarkySperg]

Is she using her effyourbeautystandards account to talk to herself? Or does someone else run that?
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Her skin looks horrifying. Holy shit.

And probably TBH. I think she tries to imply that other people help out (she's made 'self posts' where she says 'Hey, it's Tess...' and maybe some posts from other supposed page owners, but I don't recall) but honestly, I don't think I've seen any definitive evidence that anyone else actually wants to be associated with her movement anymore. She isn't above feeding her own ego so I wouldn't put it past her to do this.

 

[LetThemEatCake]

She's got sparkley gold highlighter all over the areas with texture, larger pores etc which will make them leap out at the camera. She really loves that old 'glowy' look. Unfortunately it doesn't love her. Not to the extent she does it. She really puts layers and layers of 'dewy' and 'glowy' on, followed by metallic shine you can see from Mars. Not just a hint at the top of her cheekbones, Tess drapes it right over her cheeks where all the texture is.
If she went for something more mattifying and lost the sparkles it would de-emphasize the texture a lot. She's at that age where skin changes start to show up and you have to adjust your make-up along with them.

 

[Water-T]

Her skin looks horrifying. Holy shit.

I know, right? Her pores look like she exfoliates with a pineapple. Not to mention how oily it is, as if Tess was dipped in bacon grease.

 

[JuniperFalls]

Whew, that's a relief to hear. Because if there's anything I associate with "Tess Holliday," it's "there is a woman far too quick to apologize for who she is and the space she takes up."

 

[Flawmil]

So apparently Tess left him.

 

[multiverse]

So apparently Tess left him.

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Ooooh shit, using his public reddit account and errythang. You done started a war, faggot. That fat bitch won't be satisfied just hinting around about toxic relationships and needing boundaries any more.

You'd best just show us the gross feeder porn she made now, Nicky. Get ahead of this thing.

 

[Barbarella]

wow-Her skin looks like a burn victim’s with that highlighter.

 

[Umaibae]

Do any subs like /r/blogsnark discuss Tess? They should invite Nick to do an AMA.

I do enjoy seeing how round her face has become. The bone structure that helped propel her to success is pretty much all vanished.

 

[Water-T]

Ooooh shit, using his public reddit account and errythang. You done started a war, faggot. That fat bitch won't be satisfied just hinting around about toxic relationships and needing boundaries any more.

You'd best just show us the gross feeder porn she made now, Nicky. Get ahead of this thing.

Seriously. You already tipped the cup and let some juicy drops of tea tip out, so you might as well spill the whole damn pot, Nicky. Messy Tessy is going to spin herself as the innocent victim and smear him as abusive, so might as well be the first to launch all the tactical nukes in this game of Mutually Assured Destruction.

Drop that feeder porn. Expose all the times she acted like a mega-cunt during gigs. And most of all, give out the solid proof of Tess's real size that she can't deny.

 

[Marceline]

She's known for being quite an asshole. I'm glad she dropped out of the public eye, by that I mean everyone and their dog's drug dealer isn't talking about her anymore. "ZOMG first fat model ever" etc

Great to see she hasn't changed.

 

[LetThemEatCake]

Haha, I think she really does read here.

I just looked at her stories (sorry, no idea how to capture anything beyond a screenshot) and she's sitting in her car, in natural light without filters, with her skin looking awful (reddened, inflamed-looking patches on cheeks and chin clearly visible under the make-up, rough texture all over) talking about how she's doing 'self care' this week and as such hasn't had a soda all week because recently she returned to drinking it regularly and it not only does it make her sick, it affects her skin badly and having good skin is part of her job.

You're welcome, Tess. Stick around, and please follow my recommendation to drop using highlighter like you're a nineteen year-old. A thirty-something with rough skin has no need for the Instagram ho disco ball look.

 

[tarrant]

Size 20. Sure.

 

[Rotogravure]

She looks like a fucking exceptional with her mouth like that.

 

[LetThemEatCake]

I'd believe size 30 over size 20. Unless of course the label says 20 but the proportions are indeed that of a 30.

I can believe she's shopped herself size 20 though.

 

[JambledUpWords]

She looks like a fucking exceptional with her mouth like that.

She looks like this:

 

[melty]

The shirt: https://www.prettylittlething.us/plus-orange-washed-thanks-4-nothing-slogan-t-shirt.html#

 

[multiverse]

The shirt: https://www.prettylittlething.us/plus-orange-washed-thanks-4-nothing-slogan-t-shirt.html#

A 20 is the largest size they sell, and it's supposed to fit like this


It's a long baggy tee. Tess is probably showing it from the back because she had to split it up the front and tie it into a crop top - note that she sleeves appear to be split underneath and rolled up.

So if she splits the seams open and cuts the cloth up the front, she "fits" into a 20. No wonder she's always wearing tshirts knotted in the front.