What's the worst song you've ever heard?

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Chuck Berry - My Ding A-Ling
The worst part about this abomination? It was Chuck Berry's only #1 hit.

I seriously thought this was just a Simpsons joke. I can't believe it's a real song.

 

[Nykysnottrans]

Speaking of Ghostemane, his clone Bobby Burns just dropped another hot steaming turd which I will post here because it's the only rightful place for that:

"Out here wondering when are people gonna kiss my ass", LMAO keep waiting Bob. #WaitingForGoddot

This comment:

I find it eternally hilarious that this dude got popular making pretentious, mild-mannered video essays on film. It must be frightening living with zero truth in your outward identity.

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For those of you who don't know what this is in reference to, back before Bobby Burns moved to LA, lost his fucking mind and became a drug addicted Soundcloud rapper, he originally gained a Youtube audience for making genuine thoughtful videos such as this:

To be honest, I am regretfully glad that I have finally learned about Ghostemane - because of Poppy of all people! - because now I finally know what really happened to Bobby Burns. It wasn't Shane Dawson who did Bobby Burns in like everyone seems to think. What happened is that Bobby Burns discovered Soundcloud rap and decided to become a Ghostemane clone and fucked himself up in the process of cloning his idol. Your proof right here that human cloning is still too dangerous to attempt.

 

[ShittyRecolor]

Worst songs ever? I can only think of two.

Nickelback - Photograph
Listen to this piece of crap
Each time I do, it really makes me laugh
How could a song so completely dead?
I'm gonna click the eject button instead.

Chuck Berry - My Ding A-Ling
The worst part about this abomination? It was Chuck Berry's only #1 hit.

Holy shit, I can barely believe that's Chuck Berry. The one saving grace of this song is that I think it'd be pretty funny for Oney and the other funni bois to cover it.

As for my current pick of shitty as fuck song: Fallen Leaves by Billy Talent:

Ugly ass guitar sound with sloppy, spastic staccato, the singer sounds like an edgy cartoon kangaroo who really needs to blow its nose, the main melody sounds like something you'd hear in Teletubbies, and for someone who likes to shit on shredders so much, Ian D'Sa's solo sure is lifeless and anemic. Shitty phrasing, weak ass vibrati, barely any dynamics! How this ever got big is beyond me.

 

[HighwayStar]

El Chombo - Charcarron

Guns N’ Roses (or rather, just Axl) - My World

 

[Nykysnottrans]

Bobby Burns decided to feature his skeletal anorexic=looking junkie-looking GF Sydney in his new music video, no doubt assuming this would improve something. It improves absolutely nothing:

These comments:

Only staying subscribed to see how this story ends.

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People love seeing Car Crashes. Seeing a young movie critic from the south turn into a gender fluid drug addict soundcloud rapper in a matter of a couple of years is, at least a fascinating case of someone being turned out by hollywood

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Is this what happens when you only surround yourself with people who support any/every wack-ass idea you have?
Bobby, love you man, but this is getting harder to watch. Can't imagine how much bs you put up within the comments, but a lot of us are just being real with you and concerned over this radical change. Legit feels like you aren't the same person anymore but I don't personally know you so I may very well be wrong, but god damn dude, I hope you're ok.

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I can't stop watching these videos because they are like a terrible, terrible car accident and I have a morbid curiosity in studying them. I think what I've decided on is that his music is something most of his viewers don't already listen to, so each song wins over some viewers and loses other viewers BUT objectively most of them are okay to decent and mildly catchy. I think the real problem with these videos is how awkward, transparent and tryhard Bobby physically presents in every single video. His movements are always SO over the top and not in a confident way but in a "I think I saw someone do this once so I'll try it" kind of way. It's also very clear that he believes himself to be a very good looking person with a sick body and honestly a little self-awareness would go a long way.

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Bobby, you’re over 23 years old. Knock this “e-boy” shit off. I say this as an old subscriber that has been with you long before Shane Dawson. I understand you’re finding your voice and I hope you find it soon because whatever this is, ain’t it!

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What the fuck is this song supposed to be about anyway? Is it a song about having a crush on your shitty neighbor? I know Beck once made a song about his shitty downstairs neighbors, who were a drug addicted gay couple. Beck even included a recording at the very beginning of the song of them fighting in the hall while smashing shit:

Also, why is Bobby Burns referring to his GF as "they"? Is this a song about stalking your neighbor who's an NB zombie? I guess I have to be on the same drugs that Bobby and his GF the NB are taking to get it.

I am pretty sure if Bobby and Sydney had been Beck's downstairs neighbors today, Beck would've released an identical song about them:
"It's just the hip hoppin' molly poppin' non-binary couple downstairs."

Guns N’ Roses (or rather, just Axl) - My World

Agreed, that was one of their worst songs, on an otherwise amazing record. Axl was getting into Nine Inch Nails at the time (he was so into them, he would perform live wearing a Nine Inch Nails shirt to let everyone know just how hard he was stanning them) and this particular song was supposed to be Axl's interpretation of industrial music. It sucked of course because he just didn't get it.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Okay. Well, Rod Stewart's "Da Ya Think I'm Sexy" cropped up on my feed yesterday. It was then followed, for totally unknown reasons, by this afterbirth of a cover version. Despite changing absolutely nothing music-wise, it still manages to be eye-wateringly awful. Whether it's the little girl voice mixed with trying to be all breathy and husky and failing, it is abomination.

 

[Spastic Colon]

Apologies if this has been posted before, but this one is high on my list of crap. KLF and Tammy Wynette collab. How did this even happen?

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

I would have to think really hard for a while to fully answer this, but when reading the thread title the first song that came to mind is that stupid "Sucker" song that the Jonas Bros. sing (why couldn't they stay dead, God?).

Also, I can't stand anything of Billie Eilish's. She literally just mumbles "I'm 14 and so depressed" shit over a barely existent instrumental.

 

[Buster O'Keefe]

Apologies if this has been posted before, but this one is high on my list of crap. KLF and Tammy Wynette collab. How did this even happen?

You need to wake up and see the fnords man.

 

[UmbralForma]

Right time to drop some trash on here
The Invitation
The Invitation by Nick Cannon ft Suge Knight
Pray for him
And Pray for him by Nick Cannon ft the Black squad

Tldr; songs are trash, some of the dudes forgot the lines in the video, chorus (especially in the 1st) has no correlation to the song, Nick whispers raps, calls himself the new TuPac and copies the flow from renegade by Jay Z. Oh and weakness fuck disses.

 

[Varg Did Nothing Wrong]

This is so over the top that it's actually really funny. No attempts at wordplay or metaphor.

"I LOVE SELLIN BLOWWWWWW"

Very cool.

 

[The Sauce Boss]

This is so over the top that it's actually really funny. No attempts at wordplay or metaphor.

"I LOVE SELLIN BLOWWWWWW"

Very cool.

Stitches is one of the worst white rappers on the planet and all of his videos are the stuff of legends.

 

[Stranger Neighbors]

This is so over the top that it's actually really funny. No attempts at wordplay or metaphor.

"I LOVE SELLIN BLOWWWWWW"

Very cool.

That's my favorite part of the song. He got jumped by a bunch of people a few years back and that's the last I heard of him

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[Botchy Galoop]

I don't even know where to start with Boy George...so I won't.

 

[qt farmer :)]

'tis the fucking season for this horrendous fucking god awful song to play on radios all the time. and for Paul McfuckingCartney to make half a million dollars off of royalties alone for this steaming pile of dogshit.

for simply having a wonderful Christmas time.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

'tis the fucking season for this horrendous fucking god awful song to play on radios all the time. and for Paul McfuckingCartney to make half a million dollars off of royalties alone for this steaming pile of dogshit.

for simply having a wonderful Christmas time.

At least it's not Band Aid.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Anything by 6ix9ine. Or anything that uses a ton of autotune

 

[Easton daniels]

THIS FUCKING RUSSIAN SONG FROM THE 60S . IT SUCKS/ IT MAKES ME WANT TO CRY. NO BODY KNOWS ABOUT THIS SONG AND IM GLAD IM FUCKING CURSED WITH IT

 

[Dave Meltzer]

This one I hadn't heard before enters the debate

 

[MalWart]

When I hang out with my brother, he usually keeps the radio in his car tuned to the local alternative rock/pop station. Most of the shittier songs on that station are at least tolerable, but this one was enough for me to go "fuck this, I'm changing the station":