The Slaton Sisters / Amy Slaton & Tammy Slaton - The 1000 Pound Sisters

Dysnomia said:
Amy's got a new hurl y'all!


She and Michael went to the mall and got themselves some goodies. Amy shows off a real ring. That stone is rather large for Michael's saw mill income. So I assume it's the finest cubic zirconia Walmart has to offer. And it's too tight on those bloated trotters.

The sound quality is bad. It sounds like a fan or something is running in the background. But it might just be static. The video is fuzzy too. Why isn't Amy using the space she made for her videos before? It actually looked fairly decent by Slaton standards. Did she break the carma she was using? This looks and sounds like it was filmed on two cans and a piece of string.

First up they went to a toy store and bought some Harry Potter Uno cards. I would think Uno would be too complicated for Michael. You need to be able to count past one.

They also went to Spencer's and got Chucky and Tiffany dolls. I checked online and these dolls are $49.99 each. So unless they were on sale for the holidays Amy spent over $100 for them if you include tax. I guarantee Amy thinks Bride of Chucky is high cinema. :lol:

Amy informs us that the dolls' clothes come off and you can put them on your kids. So let's just thank the Heavens that Amy doesn't have a baby that she can dress up like Chucky. Because you know she would do it.

Amy says she knows they are pricy but she's been saving up for years. It's good to have goals.

Their next goal is the Michael Myers doll. Michael seems excited about that one. You can almost see the expression on his face.

Then jumpcut to some nail polish Amy got at Five Below. And she shows us the Dobby card from the Uno set. Dobby is her favorite character. You know, unlike the little dog she got rid of for chewing a tiny hole in crappy furniture.

Tammy bought Amy a Dobby figure. But Amy is too lazy to waddle over to one of her roach infested junk piles and show it on carma.
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...do my eyes deceive me? Did Amy seriously get a BYPASS style engagement ring? Fuck, I’m gonna crack a rib laughing!

“This nail polish right here...” vanity ring shot I see you girl
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Closest wommart one I found ~300 bucks
 
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Strelok said:
I know them losing weight is impossible, but do you think if she did she'd need skin removal surgery on that fucking forehead of hers. Thing would be like a deflated tarp over her eyes.
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I think that may qualify as medically necessary. It's unethical to allow someone to be blinded by their own fat.

Great. I am now imagining Tammy holding up a deflated flap of skin so she can see. I donot know whether to laugh or puke.

tiggles said:
...do my eyes deceive me? Did Amy seriously get a BYPASS style engagement ring? Fuck, I’m gonna crack a rib laughing!

“This nail polish right here...” vanity ring shot I see you girl
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Closest wommart one I found ~300 bucks
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Seems out of Michael's price range what with Amy wasting every last tax payer dollar on Hot Topic and Five Below trinkets and makeup palettes. You know he's gotta give her some saw mill money every month to get more stuff. They spent $100 on those stupid Chucky and Tiffany dolls. And they had a mall hurl around Halloween too. All childish junk. I must say though, that weddin' ring is the most mature thing they have ever bought. Maybe for Christmas Michael can buy her a visit from the Orkin man.

I have got to wonder, what the hell does Amy do with all this stuff? She has never really shown us any displays has she? Just "collections" likely pulled out of junk drawers. I have a feeling that every piece of tweenage garbage she gets is momentary satisfaction. She impulse buys then when she gets it home a lot of it gets stuffed in a closet or tossed in a drawer never to be heard from again.

And instead of a better carma and lighting she has hundreds of makeup palettes she never uses and a bunch of cheap pop culture trash meant for 12 year old girls. Amy has an addiction to this junk and thanks to TLC it's being fed more.
 
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They've been shooting for a while. There are shots there that appear to have been made back when Tammy was living with Amy at her old house. This series might have started shooting back when Tammy was in the hospital not wanting to go home to Maw's.

That's about the time Dustin got booted. Perhaps TLC didn't want him upstaging the girls and told him to go make his own show.
 
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Mary Tyler Meltdown said:
The entire network is funded by toddlers in beauty pageants, dwarfs, and fat people. They basically invented the bottom of the barrel from which they scrape their content.
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Hey, now! Let's not forget the sister-molesting-, mega-family-conservative assclown s from Arkansas. Without 19 Sins and Counting and Kate+no-one-else-matters-to-Kate, TLC would've died a slow, network death by now. Adding the Slatons to their illustrious line up is like is like booking a gig on the Titanic for your garage band. The ships going down either way.
 
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Dysnomia said:
Should Amy be wearing corrective lenses all the time? Because I don't think I have ever seen her with any and I don't think she wears contacts either. She has mentioned before that she could go completely blind some day. I think her toxoplasmosis is congenital. I know some people have doubted her claims of toxoplasmosis eye damage. But the congenital kind does lead to blindness.

I seriously doubt she is wearing any contacts in that trailer because dem eyes are as wonky as a junebug in February. And I doubt any of the geniuses at TLC thought to tell her to go to an eye doctor before they put her in front of the big carma. Hell, they probably think her roving eye makes for great television. You know they are laughing at it in the editing room.

Can the lights used for filming further damage her eye?
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Yes, she should be wearing corrective lenses 24/7(be they glassess or prescription astigmatism lenses) and it would make a HUGE difference. Not so huge irl but on camera it would probably almost stop the wandering eye altogether after a few months of eye therapy.
I doubt the lights will hurt her eyes as you don't look directly into them.
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a bootiful jung woman said:
Amy has toxoplasmosis scarring on her eyes since birth, she discusses it in detail in this video:
It's not astigmatism at the root of the issue, although she does have that as well.
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Anything good you likely said in your post has been completely pushed out of my brain by the sheer levels of trash conveyed in the thumbnail of that video. I can't stop reeling from a sight like that, holy shit.
 
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Dysnomia said:
All we have really "seen" of Maw past a few older photos is her screeching at Dustin to get her something during Tammy's videos. I assume she is still doing that if Dustin is still there. What with him being healthy and mobile. So I am curious about her personality. Tammy said she was a nurse.
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*record scratch*

Seriously?

A woman who raised two super-morbidly obese daughters, trained them to accept living in filth, gave them zero life skills and as a bonus gave them toxoplasmosis which is picked up from being a filthy dirty beast who handles animal shit (or simply leaves it around their environment because they are too lazy to clean up) and doesn't hand wash properly if at all, essentially, was a nurse? Ugh. Horrifying.

The toxoplasmosis may explain the epic ape-like retardation of the Slaton sisters though. It can cause major congitive issues when passed to a developing fetus. 'Mild to severe mental retardation' is a known symptom of babies born with toxoplasmosis. They're lucky they didn't get the microcephaly at least. But it explains a lot to me about how very fucking 'special needs' those two missing links are.

They should check the hospitals or care facilities where Maw worked and see if there was any spike in infections around those times. Someone who managed to give herself toxoplasmosis, clearly lived in filth, and raised a pair of useless pigs like Amy and Tammy and clearly couldn't be arsed to get them any help to be less fat and retarded shouldn't be within a mile of any job that requires personal standards of hygiene above and beyond the ordinary, indeed, any kind of standards at all.
 
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Dysnomia said:
All we have really "seen" of Maw past a few older photos is her screeching at Dustin to get her something during Tammy's videos. I assume she is still doing that if Dustin is still there. What with him being healthy and mobile. So I am curious about her personality. Tammy said she was a nurse. So she at least had some learnin' beyond getting waved through Redneck High because she could spell her name right.
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Dustin moved out of state, to live with his boyfriend. I think Indiana.
 
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LetThemEatCake said:
*record scratch*

Seriously?

A woman who raised two super-morbidly obese daughters, trained them to accept living in filth, gave them zero life skills and as a bonus gave them toxoplasmosis which is picked up from being a filthy dirty beast who handles animal shit (or simply leaves it around their environment because they are too lazy to clean up) and doesn't hand wash properly if at all, essentially, was a nurse? Ugh. Horrifying.

The toxoplasmosis may explain the epic ape-like exceptionalism of the Slaton sisters though. It can cause major congitive issues when passed to a developing fetus. 'Mild to severe mental exceptionalism' is a known symptom of babies born with toxoplasmosis. They're lucky they didn't get the microcephaly at least. But it explains a lot to me about how very fucking 'special needs' those two missing links are.

They should check the hospitals or care facilities where Maw worked and see if there was any spike in infections around those times. Someone who managed to give herself toxoplasmosis, clearly lived in filth, and raised a pair of useless pigs like Amy and Tammy and clearly couldn't be arsed to get them any help to be less fat and exceptional shouldn't be within a mile of any job that requires personal standards of hygiene above and beyond the ordinary, indeed, any kind of standards at all.
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I’d take Amy’s description of Ma being a “nurse” as a grave overstatement. I’m going to bet Ma was a CNA type years ago and basically cleaned bed pans and wiped asses.

Mariposa Electrique said:
So, the Slaton sisters have become bonafied carnie folk. All that's left to do is bite the head off a chicken. TLC is really scraping the bottom of the barrel, and I hope we're mentioned on the show.
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TLC has modeled their entire line-up on the old timey circus freak show. Why reinvent the wheel? Humans haven’t changed and even more will watch if they can do so from the safety of their couches.
 
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