The Slaton Sisters / Amy Slaton & Tammy Slaton - The 1000 Pound Sisters

[Fuzhou]

FatPeopleHate taught me that it often involves a mother in law and a broom handle......

I thought it involved using flour to find the wet spot.

 

[For The Internet]

Okay so I know from experience that people with Amy's particular eye issue need to wear corrective lenses on camera or the issue will be massively exacerbated. For example, a person who wears regular contacts or no glasses and has an undetectable (but still existent) wandering eye in person will be rendered distractedly wall-eyed by a lack of corrective lenses on film.

So yeah, people are going to be really weirded out when they see it and it'll be weird seeing it in actual high quality film.

 

[bigshot]

If there is no season 2, does that mean that their back to back condo goes away? If so, Tammy is going to be in a bad spot. Amy and beau are going to go off on their own and Tammy won't have them to look after her any more. Since she is living independently now, she is going to have a very hard time convincing Maw to let her move back in with her. She'll end up in a trailer in someone's back yard unable to walk down the steps to leave. She'll be there until they have to pull the side wall of the trailer to get her body out.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Damn son. Dat some cushion fo the pushin and then sum. Imagine if you brought that back to the family on thanksgiving. 'Hey ya'll, dis here muh new girlfriend, ain't she perrty?'

But seriously this is puke inducing hold me tight I'm scared. Cool horror series. Will watch.

Really im just confused about the logistics. Just... how?

 

[hambeerlyingnreed]

If there is no season 2, does that mean that their back to back condo goes away? If so, Tammy is going to be in a bad spot.

Maybe TLC can hook her up with some sort of social housing, like a bachelor or 1 bedroom apartment with an elevator, or ground floor in a townhouse.

 

[AlexJonesGotMePregnant]

FatPeopleHate taught me that it often involves a mother in law and a broom handle......

I miss the old FPH days. Amberlynn is what brought me to the farms but I've been so caught up in weeb wars I completely forgot about the slaton sisters. These hicks getting a TLC show is the best anti-HAES messaging possible.

 

[tiggles]

I miss the old FPH days. Amberlynn is what brought me to the farms but I've been so caught up in weeb wars I completely forgot about the slaton sisters. These hicks getting a TLC show is the best anti-HAES messaging possible.

plus head mod TPW was a total cow and drama whore rest in beetus fph

 

[Bubblez McGee]

Hurray for the first time anyone has ever called the Slaton sisters little in any capacity. This show is going to be hilarious, and I cannot wait. It shows you the depths that TLC is willing to go. Cable television has been dying for a long time now, and channels like TLC are probably hurting. Fuck, why pay for their fake freak shows when the internet gives me all the tards I can handle for free. In the unlikely event they succeed I will miss Tammy's forehead fat shelf.

I believe that's a Lipoma. If it is, then she likely wouldn't be able to get rid of it just by losing weight and she'd probably have to have a seperate surgery to get it removed. But even if it isn't, let's be honest..there isn't an "unlikely chance" that Tammy will lose weight, there really is no chance she'll ever lose close to enough to even get approved for weight loss surgery, so that thing on her head will be around for as long as she's still breathing.

I'd imagine that's what Joel Osteen would look like if he's a tranny.

I demand photoshop of this concept.

OK...

Spoiler

 

[a bootiful jung woman]

I believe that's a Lipoma. If it is, then she likely wouldn't be able to get rid of it just by losing weight and she'd probably have to have a seperate surgery to get it removed. But even if it isn't, let's be honest..there isn't an "unlikely chance" that Tammy will lose weight, there really is no chance she'll ever lose close to enough to even get approved for weight loss surgery, so that thing on her head will be around for as long as she's still breathing.

Dr Pimple Popper takes massive ones out under local anaesthetic all the time, however being on the face may make it more problematic to remove? At any rate, that's a show crossover I'd like to see, and she's on TLC too so let's make it happen, producers.

 

[hambeerlyingnreed]

plus head mod TPW was a total cow and drama whore rest in beetus fph

It moved from rEddit to Voat during The Fattening. Never 4get. Even the dog is fat!

 

[MoeChotto]

She'll end up in a trailer in someone's back yard unable to walk down the steps to leave. She'll be there until they have to pull the side wall of the trailer to get her body out.

I hate this for giving me middle school reading list flashbacks but you're probably right.

 

[Aib Ld]

I stopped lurking this thread for a while and so much happened. How did they get a TV show? How did they bloat so fast? What even happened to Tammy, I thought she was going to actually do weight loss and free herself from Amy
I don't know if I meant the other way around, that's how bad it is

 

[tiggles]

It moved from rEddit to Voat during The Fattening. Never 4get. Even the dog is fat!

voat sucks and is dead, tpw is all but permanently afk and doesn’t do dumb cow stunts any more. KF is the best place for laughing at fat people these days. I want a fat mega thread like the troon mega thread.

 

[Dysnomia]

I'm afraid so.

If mom has to be in the room while you pork your porker then maybe you need to rethink your decision to have children.

If fatwife can't even lift her own fupa then it must be really nasty down there even prior to the raging broom handle paint flake infection. The smell that wafted through that bedroom should have been enough to deflate any dick instantaneously.

I'm honestly interested in seeing how Maw is like in this TV show.

All we have really "seen" of Maw past a few older photos is her screeching at Dustin to get her something during Tammy's videos. I assume she is still doing that if Dustin is still there. What with him being healthy and mobile. So I am curious about her personality. Tammy said she was a nurse. So she at least had some learnin' beyond getting waved through Redneck High because she could spell her name right.

Okay so I know from experience that people with Amy's particular eye issue need to wear corrective lenses on camera or the issue will be massively exacerbated. For example, a person who wears regular contacts or no glasses and has an undetectable (but still existent) wandering eye in person will be rendered distractedly wall-eyed by a lack of corrective lenses on film.

So yeah, people are going to be really weirded out when they see it and it'll be weird seeing it in actual high quality film.

Should Amy be wearing corrective lenses all the time? Because I don't think I have ever seen her with any and I don't think she wears contacts either. She has mentioned before that she could go completely blind some day. I think her toxoplasmosis is congenital. I know some people have doubted her claims of toxoplasmosis eye damage. But the congenital kind does lead to blindness.

I seriously doubt she is wearing any contacts in that trailer because dem eyes are as wonky as a junebug in February. And I doubt any of the geniuses at TLC thought to tell her to go to an eye doctor before they put her in front of the big carma. Hell, they probably think her roving eye makes for great television. You know they are laughing at it in the editing room.

Can the lights used for filming further damage her eyes?

If there is no season 2, does that mean that their back to back condo goes away? If so, Tammy is going to be in a bad spot. Amy and beau are going to go off on their own and Tammy won't have them to look after her any more. Since she is living independently now, she is going to have a very hard time convincing Maw to let her move back in with her. She'll end up in a trailer in someone's back yard unable to walk down the steps to leave. She'll be there until they have to pull the side wall of the trailer to get her body out.

I think it's easier to get poor people housing in redneckville. She would not be on the waiting list for ten years like in some bigger cities. They can't put something that big out on the street. Hammy can't take care of herself at all. There's always Maw and Paw again if they can get their flippers on her tugboat once more.

If TLC is paying the rent and Tammy finally has control of her own tugboat then she should be ok financially for a Slaton at least. But HamTam mentioned weeks ago that she put off her terrible air fryer review because she didn't have the money for the chicken nuggets. I totally believe the rumors that she is giving money to Jerry. It's too bad Tammy is too dumb to see the red flags. A long distance relationship with a married guy with kids who asks her for money and tells people online that he doesn't know Tammy. Any normal person would see the scam from a mile away. Poor Tammy is gonna have to learn the hard way.

 

[MysticMisty]

Hell, they probably think her roving eye makes for great television.

It's a selling point. That's why they used a clip where it's at it's most prominent for the trailer. It's as much of a selling point as Tammy's forehead, to emphasize they're not just run-of-the-mill hogs from their other shows.

 

[Barbarella]

It’s going to be a beautiful thing.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

So, the Slaton sisters have become bonafied carnie folk. All that's left to do is bite the head off a chicken. TLC is really scraping the bottom of the barrel, and I hope we're mentioned on the show.

 

[Mary Tyler Meltdown]

So, the Slaton sisters have become bonafied carnie folk. All that's left to do is bite the head off a chicken. TLC is really scraping the bottom of the barrel, and I hope we're mentioned on the show.

The entire network is funded by toddlers in beauty pageants, dwarfs, and fat people. They basically invented the bottom of the barrel from which they scrape their content.

 

[Picklechu]

The entire network is funded by toddlers in beauty pageants, dwarfs, and fat people. They basically invented the bottom of the barrel from which they scrape their content.

They're about 1800 miles past the bottom of the barrel, and are currently in the planet core.

 

[Dysnomia]

Amy's got a new hurl y'all!

She and Michael went to the mall and got themselves some goodies. Amy shows off a real ring. That stone is rather large for Michael's saw mill income. So I assume it's the finest cubic zirconia Walmart has to offer. And it's too tight on those bloated trotters.

The sound quality is bad. It sounds like a fan or something is running in the background. But it might just be static. The video is fuzzy too. Why isn't Amy using the space she made for her videos before? It actually looked fairly decent by Slaton standards. Did she break the carma she was using? This looks and sounds like it was filmed on two cans and a piece of string.

First up they went to a toy store and bought some Harry Potter Uno cards. I would think Uno would be too complicated for Michael. You need to be able to count past one.

They also went to Spencer's and got Chucky and Tiffany dolls. I checked online and these dolls are $49.99 each. So unless they were on sale for the holidays Amy spent over $100 for them if you include tax. I guarantee Amy thinks Bride of Chucky is high cinema.

Amy informs us that the dolls' clothes come off and you can put them on your kids. So let's just thank the Heavens that Amy doesn't have a baby that she can dress up like Chucky. Because you know she would do it.

Amy says she knows they are pricy but she's been saving up for years. It's good to have goals.

Their next goal is the Michael Myers doll. Michael seems excited about that one. You can almost see the expression on his face.

Then jumpcut to some nail polish Amy got at Five Below. And she shows us the Dobby card from the Uno set. Dobby is her favorite character. You know, unlike the little dog she got rid of for chewing a tiny hole in crappy furniture.

Tammy bought Amy a Dobby figure. But Amy is too lazy to waddle over to one of her roach infested junk piles and show it on carma.