Containment What If?

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was a bomb?

 

[LiquidCooledGonads]

What if Chris played Minecraft?

 

[Mick92]

What if Chris tried to "create" his imaginary daughter like the professor from The PowerPuff Girls (He's referenced the show in Sonichu)? What ingredients would he use to try to create Crystal? For the people who haven't seen the Powerpuff Girls

What if Chris was a bomb?

He'd be the 'Fat Man':

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris was a bomb?

 

[AnOminous]

What if Chris ruthlessly slaughtered his rivals and ended up as the head of a Mexican drug cartel?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris ruthlessly slaughtered his rivals and ended up as the head of a Mexican drug cartel?

El Stupido.

Also he'll cut his rivals heads off and superglue them to hedgehogs that have been painted yellow.

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if the incident with Godbear never happened?

 

[CWCissey]

What if the incident with Godbear never happened?

We'd still end up laughing at 'Christine' Chandler.

 

[GS 281]

What if Godbear was Muslim?

What if Catie and Al ordered Orange Fanta on the date?

 

[Stud2Stud]

What if Catie and Al ordered Orange Fanta on the date?

Chris would have gone through all his contingency plans in case he met trolls until he found the most fitting, would have yelled NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO very loudly, threw the sweet tea into Al's face, scolded them both for being so meany mean heads, ending his drawn out ramblings with "Stew in that for a while" and then asked Catie if she wanted to be in a relationship with him anyway.

Or he would have just shat himself and do nothing.

 

[Morbid Boredom]

What if Godbear was Muslim?

What if Catie and Al ordered Orange Fanta on the date?

Chris would have gone through all his contingency plans in case he met trolls until he found the most fitting, would have yelled NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO very loudly, threw the sweet tea into Al's face, scolded them both for being so meany mean heads, ending his drawn out ramblings with "Stew in that for a while" and then asked Catie if she wanted to be in a relationship with him anyway.

Or he would have just shat himself and do nothing.

It's common knowledge that as Chris ruins everything he touches, the only sad souls left that drink orange fanta are wicked trolls.

 

[Konstantinos]

What if Godbear was Muslim?

Chris would have been reborn as "Krīstafor al-dibaba ibn Bob ibn Robert al-Virginia."

My understanding of Arabic is not particularly good.

Continuing on that tangent, what if the Chandler family were Sunni Muslims instead of protestant Christians?

 

[Stud2Stud]

Chris would have been reborn as "Krīstafor al-dibaba ibn Bob ibn Robert al-Virginia."

My understanding of Arabic is not particularly good.

Continuing on that tangent, what if the Chandler family were Sunni Muslims instead of protestant Christians?

Wearing a Chador would vastly improve his looks...

Spoiler

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris married Barb?

 

[Meaty Spaghetti]

What if Chris was Chinese?

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

What if Chris developed arm blueness? http://www.rightdiagnosis.com/sym/arm_blueness.htm

 

[GS 281]

What if Chris married Barb?

They'd be the type of couple that doesn't even save it for the Honeymoon. They would jump right into the bunnybopping in the limo to the reception.

What if Chris was Chinese?

People would automatically assume he is smarter than most people, but that being Chinese also explains his lack of creativity.

What if Chris developed arm blueness? http://www.rightdiagnosis.com/sym/arm_blueness.htm

He would tie rubber bands around them until they fell off.

 

[Domenic93]

what if chris some how managed to find a girl who would have his kid, but the kid turned out to be a boy?

 

[MrFloppy]

What if Chris took Ritalin?

ive really wondered how he'd react to a stimulant or other medications as well

 

[GS 281]

what if chris some how managed to find a girl who would have his kid, but the kid turned out to be a boy?

Tomgirl Jr. Saga.