"jealous of her success" yes that must be it John, a billionaire celebrity and President of the United States has accomplished nothing in his life and is driven by pure malice and bitterness, unlike unemployed college dropout John W. Flynt.
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What in the absolute fuck.
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Weird flex, but okay. It's a cheap hollow slab door. If a 10 year old tried to kick it open, they'd put their foot right through it. I literally did the exact same thing John did, using my
fist, when an incredibly drunk and depressed friend locked themselves in the bathroom and was unresponsive.
Sad we probably won't get to see the hanging saga for the new door. Wonder how many attempts/door slabs it will require.
Also, the only way youre getting a new door and hardware for $95 is by going for the absolute cheapest replacement slab, which generally require some additional finishing (including hinge cutouts) before hanging. Better also hope it's a standard 80x30 frame, or youre probably going to have to cut your own bore or pay way more for a custom size. And of course at $95 you're pretty much guaranteed to be getting another hollow slab, instead of a far superior solid slab.
It's impossible to tell without the doorknob, of course, but a door like that usually has an extremely simple lock that can be turned with a miniature screwdriver (the kind you find in a glasses repair kit will work just fine). You would think the Godzilla of Tech and world renowned engineer John Brianna Flynt-Wu would have access to something like that, but I guess you'd be wrong.
Ive picked this type of indoor knob with fucking paperclips.
He also could have just drilled the tumbler (or into the metal shroud just to the left and right of the knob, popping the screws that hold the knob together), and wouldnt have had to replace the actual door.
Also: "Pfft, Warren only got $65k/year in corp payments while Harvard professor. Chump change, fucking poors!"
"I saved $15 but added hours of labor to this project. #EveryPennyCounts"
Id also like to see them bring home a new slab in a Porche (but Frank will probably have to do it, and it might work with his rear seat down and trunk bungied shut... or they'll blow that $15 savings and then some on delivery and maybe installation).
And finally, imagine buying a house and living in it for months without actually checking to make sure you have keys to all the doors.
